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ITS OVER STOP ALL OVER FULL STOP -30-

 
 
grant
20:49 / 31.01.06
NO MORE STOP

THE TELEGRAM HAS DIED STOP

HOW WILL I EVER GET A TELEGRAM NOW STOP

FULL STOP

-30-
 
 
sleazenation
20:58 / 31.01.06
OVER HERE THE TELEGRAM HAS ALREADY SEEN A STOP
HAD NOT REALIZED IT HAD NOT OVER THERE STOP
PERHAPS I SHOULD STOP
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:00 / 31.01.06
WHAT DOES THE QUEEN SEND THESE DAYS WHEN YOU REACH ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD STOP I DO NOT THINK I WOULD LIKE IT WERE SHE TO JUST COME ROUND AND SHOVE SHIT THROUGH MY LETTERBOX STOP
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:00 / 31.01.06
ACTUALLY SCRATCH THAT STOP IT WOULD BE FUCKING GREAT STOP
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
21:02 / 31.01.06
SHE SENDS A TEXT STOP

'U R 100. Nice 1. Wot R U Doin 2nite?'
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:05 / 31.01.06
LOAO
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:08 / 31.01.06
SEND ME A TELEGRAM STOP I WANT A BLOODY TELEGRAM STOP
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:11 / 31.01.06
SHE CAN NOT SEND ME A TEXT STOP I HAD TO HAVE HER NUMBER BLOCKED AFTER A REGRETTABLE TEXT BOMBARDMENT EVENT WHICH I CAN ONLY PRESUME FOLLOWED A NIGHT ON THE SAUCE STOP SHAME SHE USED TO SEND SOME GOOD SAUCY ONES TOO STOP
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:14 / 31.01.06
URGE TO POST IN EVERY THREAD AS IF A TELEGRAM STOP MUST FIGHT IT STOP

WESTERN UNION WITH A CABLE STOP WESTERN UNION WITH A CABLE STOP SEND ME A LETTER STOP SEND IT TO ME WHEN YOU WANT TO STOP STOP STOP THE LAURA CANTRELL LYRICS ROLLING AROUND MY HEAD
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:17 / 31.01.06
AUTOMATIC SHOES STOP AUTOMATIC SHOES STOP GIVE ME 3D VISION STOP AND THE CALIFORNIA BLUES STOP
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:18 / 31.01.06
XOC I WAS GOING TO POST THAT MYSELF STOP YOU SEE I AM GOING TO SEE BAUHAUS ON FRIDAY AND THEIR COVER OF THAT SONG IS SUBLIME STOP HOWEVER I APPARENTLY THOUGHT SMUTTY JOKES ABOUT THE QUEEN WOULD BE MORE WORTHWILE STOP GO FIGURE STOP
 
 
Jack Vincennes
21:19 / 31.01.06
NINA I AM HAPPY TO SEND YOU A TELEGRAM BUT YOU HAD BETTER HAVE YOUR MAIDSERVANT READY TO PICK IT UP AT THE POST OFFICE THIS TIME ROUND STOP REMEMBER THE FIASCO LAST TIME MARK OF INTERROGATION BLOODY CHAOS STOP
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:23 / 31.01.06
SAVE THE COMPLAINTS FOR PARTY CONVERSATIONS THE WORLD IS LOADED IT IS HIT TO POP AND NOBODY AINT GONNA STOP
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:26 / 31.01.06
THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT STOP THE BIG LOUSY ANTS ATE HER SHOES STOP SHE COULD NOT WALK BAREFOOT TO THE POST OFFICE STOP I FIRED HER AS HER INCESSANT WEEPING OVER THE MANOLOS WAS BOTHERING ME STOP
 
 
Jack Vincennes
21:39 / 31.01.06
FAIR ENOUGH I ALWAYS CONSIDERED HER TO BE A SOMEWHAT WEEDY SPECIMEN BUT COULDNT HAVE SAID THAT TO YOU AT THE TIME COULD I MARK OF INTERROGATION EXCLAIMATION POINT
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
21:40 / 31.01.06
I WISH THEY WOULD'VE MADE AN ANNOUNCEMENT STOP I WOULDVE SENT EVERYONE TELEGRAMS THAT SAID THIS IS THE LAST TELEGRAM YOU WILL EVER GET STOP STOP
 
 
Mistoffelees
21:43 / 31.01.06
AND SUDDENLY THERE WAS A TERRIBLE ROAR ALL AOUND US STOP AND THE SKY WAS FULL OF WHAT LOOKED LIKE HUGE BATS STOP ALL SWOOPING AND SCREECHING STOP AND DIVING AROUND THE CAR STOP WHICH WAS GOING ABOUT A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR STOP WITH THE TOP DOWN STOP TO LAS VEGAS STOP
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:55 / 31.01.06
TELEGRAM TO HIP HOP DEAR HIP HOP STOP THIS SHIT HAS GONE TOO FAR STOP PLEASE SEE THAT MIXER AND TURNTABLES ARE RETURNED TO COOL HERC STOP
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:07 / 31.01.06
I SAID A HIP STOP THE HIPPIE THE HIPPIE DIBBY HIP HOP STOP AND YOU DON'T STOP TO ROCK IT TO THE BANG BANG BOOGIE MESSAGE ENDS
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
22:17 / 31.01.06
XOC STOP REQUIRE RETURN OF HIP HIPPIE STOP TERMS AGREED STOP RETURN OVERDUE STOP WHY ARE TELEGARAMS STOPPING STOP
 
 
matthew.
22:57 / 31.01.06
HOW I WISH I COULD HAVE RECEIVED A TELEGRAM STOP
I WILL SETTLE FOR AN EMAIL ABOUT PENIS GROWTH STOP
OR 'HOT TEENAGE PUSSY WAITING FOR YOU' STOP
EWWWWWWW STOP
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:29 / 31.01.06
SHE WAS WEEDY STOP WEEDY LIKE A WEED STOP SHE WOULD NOT JOIN THE JOYRIDE STOP SHE DID NOT HAVE THE LOOK STOP SHE WAS NOT DANGEROUS STOP
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:31 / 31.01.06
HELLO STOP YOU FOOL STOP I LOVE YOU STOP
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
00:00 / 01.02.06
WANNA JOIN THE JOYRIDE STOP
 
 
A
01:57 / 01.02.06
I WONDER WHAT THE LAST TELEGRAM ACTUALLY SENT WAS STOP THE PERSON WHO RECIEVED IT COULD PROBABLY SELL IT FOR A SMALL FORTUNE ON WWW STOP EBAY STOP COM STOP UNLESS IT WAS A PARTICULARLY EMBARASSING TELEGRAM LIKE HELLO BRUCE STOP HEARD YOU CAUGHT THE POX STOP BUMMER STOP BUT THAT SEEMS LIKE AN UNLIKELY SCENARIO STOP
 
 
grant
02:44 / 01.02.06
NICE TO THINK OF IT IN APPROPRIATE CODES STOP

QUOTE EMOLUMENT REPLY STOP APOLOGIES STOP GOOD NIGHT STOP UNQUOTE

-XXX-
 
 
All Acting Regiment
03:35 / 01.02.06
STRONG TRUerr
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
21:43 / 01.02.06
A MAN AT A CAMPFIRE STOP NEEDS TO SEND MESSAGE BY RUNNER STOP CANNOT START STOP OR STOP STOP TOO MANY HOBNOBS STOP CAN A MAN SEND A PAPER THOUGH THE MAGICKAL AETHER INSTEAD? STOP SWALK* STOP




*Sealed with a loving knife
 
  
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