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HAH! I Wish I had that problem!

 
  

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Mistoffelees
10:31 / 01.02.06
"Hello my name is Mistoffelees, and I´m a marmot."

Uurgh, got up at 11.55. I´ll just stay awake tonight to reset my body clock.


ibis
Can't you set your cell phone to ring at a certain time in the morning? I detest waking up that way, but I do it when I'm traveling.


And I detest cell phones (ruining your thumbs via sms, crazy frog, loud rude people at the movies, etc.), that´s why I never got one.

But maybe I should get an alarm clock, that´s as annoying as a cellphone!

I sound a little crazy, don't I.

Nah, sounds quite normal. Picking your clothes mentally for the next two weeks, that´d be more like it.

I don´t drink coffee, and I won´t start, because I have an (irrational?) fear of getting addicted. Most of my colleagues were addicted to coffeee. They openly admitted to not being able to work and most of the time they could not even talk properly with you,before their morning cups!


modern maenad
Hm, so I´ll modify my idea and get two annoying alarm clocks. And you´re right, this getting up late is connected to going to bed at a reasonable hour. I believe, this happens because our body clock has a 25 hour day, so if you don´t have a fixed time to get up, it starts shifting.


Loomis
How do you know this? I suspect that once you went outside you'd discover that being in bed is actually far better. It's better not to risk that disappointment.


Strong Truth!
In the evening my "human brain" says, oh, the things you could do, if you were an early bird!
And in the morning, my "animal brain" says, safe/warm/cozy/hmmm and hits my snooze button:


Failing that, try going to bed and getting up an hour later each day and cycle through the clock. At least that way once every 24 days you'll be getting up at your desired time.

I actually thought about that, but as I said, I´ll try a StrgAltDel by staying awake tonight. Late Shift!


Morgana
1. Make it your new hobby to take wonderful sunrise-photos. Always tell yourself you could still do better next time. This will also make you gradually get used to getting up earlier and earlier, until in June you'll be wide awake at 4 a.m.

Hear, hear! This method has the advantage of avoiding the "having to adjust to the stolen hour in march" trap.

And I could also do one of the adorations:
"Heil Dir, der Du Ra bist in Deinem Aufsteigen, eben Dir, der Du Ra bist in Deiner Stärke, der Du über die Himmel fährst in Deiner Barke, wenn die Sonne aufgeht.
Tahuti steht in Seiner Pracht am Bug, und Ra-Hoor verweilt bei Seinem Ruder. Heil Dir von den Wohnungen der Nacht."


2. Join a Taiji- or Qigong-class. They usually exercise very early in the morning, as that's considered the best time of the day.

There´s a class like that just 200m from here! Coincidence?

5. Get rid of your mattress for a more Klingon approach to sleeping. Your hurting bones will make you get up very early.

Nooo! Do not want! (see photo above)
 
 
Ariadne
11:59 / 01.02.06
StrgAltDel?

Is that the German version of CtrlAltDel? The things you learn...
 
 
Mistoffelees
12:09 / 01.02.06
Yes, it is!
And Del is Entf, and the one above Entf is Einfg.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:10 / 01.02.06
My alarm clock plays Radio 4 every morning. I find the anger that the political news strikes into me practically drags me out of bed.
 
 
Tom Paine's Bones
20:23 / 01.02.06
No computer is too slow to take broadband, assuming it has a network card that is... does it have a network port?

It might be too slow to take a CD writer though - what's the spec?


Um, this is where my complete lack of technical knowledge comes in. I'm not sure what the spec is (I inherited the computer off someone else).

All I know is that when I told the broadband company what operating system I was using, they said they couldn't do it.
 
 
grant
21:12 / 01.02.06
People keep bringing chocolate to my house. I keep eating it. Or, if ice cream, putting it in coffee.

Alas.

Poor grant.
 
 
ibis the being
22:10 / 01.02.06
I'm making a lot of money at work right now and I can't decide whether to use ALL the extra to pay off bills, or just pay off bills a little more than normal and buy a new laptop.

Poooooor me! *Sob.*
 
 
Char Aina
22:20 / 01.02.06
buy the laptop later, i reckon.
having no bills feel great.
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:30 / 01.02.06
That´s good advice, toksik! I had lots of debts until 2003, and when it was finally gone, the relief felt really great, so I second your tip.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:42 / 01.02.06
Trying to decide WHEN and for HOW LONG to walk my gorgeous puppy is proving complex. It's an issue because I have to time it so she's absolutely knackered before spending Friday evening with the dogsitter, so she doesn't spend the whole time harassing the dogsitter's dog. This, in turn, is an issue because I'm going to see Bauhaus on Friday. And have a dogsitter for the evening.
 
 
ibis the being
00:30 / 02.02.06
Um, maybe you guys didn't hear me. I said A NEW LAPTOP?

No, no, you're right, damn it.
 
 
Morgana
06:42 / 02.02.06
Oh, but you won't be through with that even if the bills are all paid. Look at me: got no debts, but don't know wether to spend all the money I'm making at the moment for glorious stuff like posh clothes, holidays and, yes, A LAPTOP, or if I'd rather save it for my pension. I tell you, those problems never end!
 
 
BlueMeanie
11:06 / 02.02.06
The silicon cover to my new iPod seems to attract cat hair like some kind of weird magnet.

And copying all my CDs to it is going to take weeks.

*le sigh*
 
 
imaginary mice
11:13 / 02.02.06
My "60GB" ipod only has a capacity of 55.7GB meaning that if I keep downloading music at this rate it'll be full by the end of the year and my dream of having all my music in one place will be shattered.
 
 
Char Aina
11:32 / 02.02.06
the trick is in the sensible application of deletion.
not all of that music is actually good, and you know it.
delete the timmy mallet album and alistair campbell's spoken word CD for starters.

if it is all good, then i think you should be in the music telling us all about it.
 
 
Mistoffelees
15:38 / 02.02.06
My two ipods (they sucked, I smashed the last one) were 40 GB, but of course it was more like 38 GB. Since when does a machine like that need 2 GB worth of software? Even windows isn´t that big, right?

Anyway the harddrive was full with mp3s and I had it on toggle/shuffle. Later someone explained to me, that might have killed the harddrive, because that way it was more busy than just playing some playlist.

But if I ever again buy a mp3player, it won´t be from apple. The problems I had with that company, and itunes, repeatedly killing the library, destroying all kinds of data, etc.
 
 
Shrug
22:42 / 09.02.06
I just got fined by the ticket inspector on the Luas (tube/metro equivalent) and made up an intricate lie about losing my wallet and then gave a fake name and address for the fine. Normally I would've bought a ticket but I literally have no money at the moment and my last ticket ran out two days ago. I'm feeling a bit criminal and craven about the whole thing but also wonder if I'll get away with it without comeuppance?
What I'm asking is has anyone done something similar and gotten away with it?
Plus: Please don't judge me I am very poor at the moment and fully know how awful it was.
 
 
Mistoffelees
23:03 / 09.02.06
When I had serious money problems, I used to joy-ride all the time. Only got caught once. Weird: I would have a problem with doing what you did. I just confessed and paid up, when they asked for my ticket.

And once, they caught me off guard, never happened to me before, never again:
I got out at my home station, the moment I step out of the train, I got an identity card in my face, it´s the control guy, and he´s asking for my ticket. I was joy-riding again, and coldbloodedly showed him an old ticket. He looked at it, nodded and I walked away!

Since then I always feel cheated when I buy my monthly ticket.
 
 
Shrug
23:07 / 09.02.06
They do make you pay a full monthly fare (E50) when caught sans ticket which frankly I don't have. Yeah, I do feel lousy though.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:12 / 09.02.06
Last time I got busted for it it was a genuine mistake- my monthly pass had run out that morning, and I just hadn't noticed. Still had to pay up, though.

I used to bunk fares when I was signing on and had no money- as far as I can tell, if they don't have your real address they can't really do a lot. Luther Blissett probably got a fair few demands, though.

Incidentally, I always pay these days.
 
 
Mistoffelees
23:51 / 09.02.06
My ex was joyriding (and getting caught) so often, they actually put her in jail and her mother had to bail her out. Shows our government prorities...
 
 
Shrug
23:59 / 09.02.06
Well I hope it all works out for the best. (As in no fine for me and no trouble for the ticket guy.)
 
 
Shrug
23:59 / 09.02.06
Ta.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:08 / 10.02.06
Mist- I was worried what you meant there for a moment. To me, "joyriding" means nicking cars, rather than bunking fares. I was thinking "well, sure sounds jailable to me!" Then I kind of figured out what you meant. I am so stupid tonight.
 
 
Mistoffelees
00:40 / 10.02.06
Stoatie, what is the word for that activity in English these days?

I got joyriding from my trusty dictionary, which is from 1992, so it might be a tad dated?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
00:58 / 10.02.06
bunking/dodging* fare...

are the only phrases I know for the act, and I've been doing it on and off* for years



*off is because I am much more scared these days. Not because, unfortunately, I am any more moral.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
01:00 / 10.02.06
(also, because the lines I habitually travel on these days tend to be pretty heavily policed)

Curious, and entirely welcoming of critics.... what do people think about bunking trains?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:02 / 10.02.06
Joyriding ALWAYS means either nicking cars or

 
 
Mistoffelees
01:25 / 10.02.06
Oh noes, just when I finally wanted to go to sleep. Now I´ll have nightmares. "Fading like a flowaaargh!"
 
 
Morgana
10:59 / 10.02.06
@Mr. M.: Next time use Leo. I once came out with rubbish there, too ("sweatbox" instead of "headlock"), which made the people I was chatting with think I went bananas, but they've got a forum for correction, and they usually do the changes instantly. I'm hardly using offline-dictionnarys anymore...
 
 
doozy floop
11:23 / 10.02.06
Don't know about Dublin, young Shrug, but in London you would have nothing to fear. They don't even bother with the fine half the time and that's when they've got a correct name and address.*



*this information may be out of date. I too am one of those now too cowardly to travel without paying so have no recent experience. I also feel somehow cheated every time I pay for my fare.
 
 
Mistoffelees
12:31 / 10.02.06
@Mr. M.: Next time use Leo. I once came out with rubbish there, too ("sweatbox" instead of "headlock"), which made the people I was chatting with think I went bananas, but they've got a forum for correction, and they usually do the changes instantly. I'm hardly using offline-dictionnarys anymore...

Aha, it´s fare dodging.

Schanke dön for the link.
 
  

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