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Denfeld redesigns the DC universe

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Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:20 / 25.01.06

God you're a meathead. OBVIOUSLY either the spikes would stick out like the Statue of Liberty (WHICH IS COPYRIGHT ACTUALLY) or go round his face so he looked like an Anne Geddes baby dressed as a sunflower.

He could still be a GIT ARD KAOZ POP MAGICIAN though, that's okay. GM could write him and his suit could secretly be the Demon Choronzon.

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

22:26 / 25.01.06

Sorry, but he does have powers. He's Green Arrow, not the Green Archer, and though he may be very good at archery he has the superpower to turn himself into an arrow and shoot himself. It's a fact.

Jack, draw a picture of Green Arrow launching himself at a cute girl or a monster or something.

P. Horus Rhacoid

22:36 / 25.01.06

Maybe- oh man, get this- maybe one time he turned himself into an arrow and shot himself around the world and he hit his hat, and he wears a hat with an arrow through it to remind himself and everyone else of how awesome he is.

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

22:43 / 25.01.06

You're saying he aimed across the whole planet at his own body and then hit his body with himself? From all the way around the world?

Why did he do it? Was there nobody else to shoot? And after he filled everything on the planet with arrows and shot himself in the head, did he then shoot an arrow into the past and recreate the universe out of himself so that there would be more things to shoot?

P. Horus Rhacoid

23:06 / 25.01.06

No no no. His hat. He hit his hat. He probably just set it on the kitchen table or something before shooting himself around the world at it.

8===>Q: alyn

23:11 / 25.01.06

HOly shit, no! He aimed himself at his hat while it was still on his head and he is still wearing himself in the hat that he hit with himself WHILE HE WAS STILL WEARING HIS HAT.

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

23:11 / 25.01.06

Okay. But maybe he doesn't wear the arrow to remind others of how cool he is for hitting his hat, but instead IS THE ARROW that's still in the hat, which is controlling the body of the person who put on his hat while he was flying around the world. Green Arrow went through the head of hat-stealing guy, is stuck in arrow form, and mind-controlls the other guy in a symbiotic relationship because hat-stealing guy will die if Green Arrow is removed.

Jack Fear

01:36 / 26.01.06

Which is why his eyes look like that. Mind-controled zombie puppet eyes.

And so we return to begin again.

Is that a bannana on the second sub-hat? Another mustache? Why does he have a window in his hat- and one presumes, his head.
Guess we'll find out... ONE YEAR LATER

(Also, not to criticise your work, but shouldn't a redesigned Green Arrow reflect the fact that he's now a mayor? Like maybe he could carry around a town charter and punish crimes and zoning violations accordingly? Or maybe talk to machines.)

Jack Denfeld

03:58 / 26.01.06

Also, not to criticise your work, but shouldn't a redesigned Green Arrow reflect the fact that he's now a mayor? Like maybe he could carry around a town charter and punish crimes and zoning violations accordingly? Or maybe talk to machines.)

Regrettable Juvenilia

09:46 / 26.01.06

It's ONE YEAH LAMEH... And Green Arrow has an arrow in his hat! How did this happen? Read all 52 issues of 52, half a miniseries and a one-off special to find out! GUEST-STARRING A LADY, WITH LADYPARTS.

ONLY NICE THINGS

10:20 / 26.01.06

And after he filled everything on the planet with arrows and shot himself in the head, did he then shoot an arrow into the past and recreate the universe out of himself so that there would be more things to shoot?

Ladies and gentlemen, Geoff Johns' Infinte Zero Hour.

Olulabelle

10:45 / 26.01.06

Why does it have to be confusing arrow-hat-shooting, mind-melting, time-travelling, double, triple parallel-universeness?

I think you're all over-complicating things unnecessarily.

I expect his Mum just gave him the arrow because it matched his name and he stuck it in his hat to please her. Even comic book characters have bothersome Mums.

Sax

10:52 / 26.01.06

Except Batman.

Saveloy

11:08 / 26.01.06

ESPECIALLY Batman!

electric monk

11:19 / 26.01.06

Both of you are missing the obvious. Batman's mom is the MOST ESPECIALLY BOTHERSOME WOMAN IN THE DC UNIVERSE! Okay, she's dead. I get that. But that's pretty bothersome for poor Bruce, don't you think? I mean, he's waging a one man war on crime because he's so bothered. And if you think he doesn't hear the voice of his mother in his head CONSTANTLY saying things like, "Bruce, it's too cold to be outside in a spandex body suit. Put on a jacket!" or "Bruce! Stop hitting that man this instant!" or even "Why can't you just be an investment banker like your father and stop with these silly dress-up games?", then you are naive and silly and don't know what the REAL BATMAN

electric monk

11:26 / 26.01.06

IS!

FURTHER MORE, Batman still lives in his parent's house, right? Still lives off their hard-earned money, right? The pathetic little boy behind the big scary mask HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE, but no comic creator has ever done it justice.

Until Jack Denfeld.

Go back and look CLOSELY at his delicate-yet-'ard portrayal of the Batman. Notice the boyish smile that's trying to be a brave face. Look at the hint of shaking knees and the arms akimbo in an attempt to make himself appear larger than he is (cats do similar poses to strike fear into the hearts of their enemies). He's a boy in bat's clothing, people, just as he always shoulda been.

Well done on that one, Jack-o. Now do the Legion, pls.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:06 / 26.01.06

Nice work on the new Green Lantern, Jack. Especially the hat.

8===>Q: alyn

12:47 / 26.01.06

Jack, I don't like the way your drawing style is evolving. It is becoming very stiff and "comic-booky".

The Falcon

12:49 / 26.01.06

I like the arrow hat arrow on the head (in the head?), with a feather.

JAKE DENFOLD!!!

Much betters.

Char Aina

12:59 / 26.01.06

i'm still not sure he needs to be so... well, green.

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

22:42 / 26.01.06

The guy isn't really green, though, is he? He's teal, or light green at best.

Plus he's not even a guy, seeing as he has a skirt and either boobs or very saggy armpits.

P. Horus Rhacoid

03:12 / 27.01.06

He's lime green. Mr. Denfeld's stunning vision for Green Arrow in the 21st century has boldly chosen to clothe him in the color of heroes; nay! The color of heroism itself.

05:05 / 27.01.06

(Also, not to criticise your work, but shouldn't a redesigned Green Arrow reflect the fact that he's now a mayor? Like maybe he could carry around a town charter and punish crimes and zoning violations accordingly? Or maybe talk to machines.)

He should just wear a sash that says "Mayor", like all mayors do.

Green Lantern.

Cameron Stewart!

iamus

10:07 / 27.01.06

My love for Denfeld is not akin to the love between a pet and it's master.
Nor is it comparable to even the deepest and most profound of fraternal allegiance.

It comparable to the love between a beard and the gentleman upon which it is worn.

Verily, 'tis the greatest of all loves.

Eloi Tsabaoth

10:24 / 27.01.06

Is that the Earth-1 or the Earth-2 Cameron Stewart?

Jack Denfeld

10:26 / 27.01.06

Earth 1. To my knowledge Cameron Man never made any appearances on Earth 2.

Evil Scientist

10:41 / 27.01.06

Is Cameron Stewart faster than The Flash?

Jack Denfeld

10:43 / 27.01.06

His books come out on time.

04:23 / 28.01.06

I would like to request that you do J'onn J'onnz, the Martian Manhunter. Also Power Girl, for those lonely nights at sea...

Phex: Dorset Doom

04:36 / 28.01.06

Green Lantern is a g-g-g-ghost? No evil shall escape his fright.
Please, if you're going to post any more stunningly realistic pictures of the undead, put a NSFW warning above them. That picture has permanently compromised my ability to sleep without the lights on, and the Joker- even his body is crazy now. And the Cameron Stewart picture- those eyes! THOSE EYES! A glass of milk I left by the monitor went sour when I scrolled down to that picture, and my speakers started to bleed.

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