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How to huggle a baby fennec [PICS]

 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:02 / 23.01.06
So, the fennec is coming at you. It's tiny and wriggly and barely more than a baby. It's a fennec puppy. A fennec puppy, damn it. Just look at these merciless, hugglesome beasts:



It's a huggling monster. It is here to be huggled, and there is no way you can resist it.

So, what's the plan? If you were fennec-size, you could wrap around it and fall asleep. But you don't got that luxury. So what's left? Letting it stand on your palm with its tiny paws while you stroke its head until it falls asleep? On its back in your cupped hand, with its tummy available for tickling and its own toes to fascinate it? Or curled up on its side like a lovely fennec pudding?
 
 
Jack Vincennes
21:08 / 23.01.06
On its back in your cupped hand, with its tummy available for tickling and its own toes to fascinate it?

This is the technique I - and my good friend and colleague Andy McNab - endorse, as it allows your clumsy human hand to imitate as closely as possible the behaviour of another baby fennec.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
21:09 / 23.01.06
Why not... all of them? Don't make me choose...
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
21:10 / 23.01.06
It should be illegal to be that cute....
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:14 / 23.01.06
If I could I would carry them around in a gardening basket cushioned by cotton wool. They would be camoflauged at first but then "oooohhhhh." Yes everyone would say ooh.
 
 
bitchiekittie
21:14 / 23.01.06
that there sure makes my be-cobwebbed womb ache.
 
 
Mistoffelees
21:24 / 23.01.06
"Baby fennecs? Where, where? Lemme see them!"

 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:37 / 23.01.06
Oh! A pillow for fennecs!
 
 
Scrubb is on a downward spiral
21:47 / 23.01.06
I'm really glad you brought this up; loads of my family have been huggled by fennecs in the past year and sometimes they just haven't known how to do it and it's been really stressful for them when, you know, a fennec just wants to be huggled.

I would tickle them behind the ear with a cotton bud.
 
 
*
21:51 / 23.01.06
Is that a baby chillarilla? That's as cute as a fennec!

I think the approach is key. If you don't do it just right, you could spill all the cute all over your shirtfront and look quite silly.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:27 / 23.01.06
If you were fennec-size, you could wrap around it and fall asleep. But you don't got that luxury.

YOu and me both know that's just an excuse, Haus. A flimsy excuse. If you had any huggles in you--any REAL huggles at all--you'd be fennec-sized. You'd be fennec-sized through sheer mental fortitude. WILLPOWER, man!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:32 / 23.01.06
Oh. I am suddenly tiny.

How convenient.

Gosh. Being miniscule is tiring. Lucky I have these fennecs to curl up against. Toasty!

Nnight.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
00:57 / 24.01.06
I think I need some help understanding this. You see, I am very macho. Almost uncontrollably so. I have never been in a huggle and frankly I cannot see the point of it. How will huggling a fennec help me to take advantage of my opponents and cause them injuries or pain? What is the sense of a huggle? What happens afterwards?
 
 
charrellz
01:31 / 24.01.06
After the huggle is just an empty hole where huggles used to be. Once you start huggling, you can't ever stop, lest the pain of non-huggling get you. And on that note:
 
 
eddie thirteen
01:38 / 24.01.06
Oh, my God, dude. That is the coolest thing ever. EVER. Giant kitty. GIANT...KITTY!!!

...you people never saw me say that.
 
 
Morgana
08:02 / 24.01.06
How will huggling a fennec help me to take advantage of my opponents and cause them injuries or pain?

You see, understanding cuteness is the key to martial arts for the vertically challenged. I think it's called Pussinbootsdo. First look cute, then attack!

 
 
Char Aina
08:42 / 24.01.06
having succesfully huggled har'core at my local den of fenec foxes, i have decided to take some in as pets.
have any other posters tried to keep them?

as i live in an inner city home with limited space, i'm particularly interested in opinions regarding how much room they need, and how early one should introduce them to one's other pets.


how soon can they share an enclosure, for example?

 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
15:22 / 24.01.06
.... I want to hug the big kitty now. Is it my turn yet?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
15:44 / 24.01.06
But...but this is what the baby fennecs might grow into:


And what do you do if a grown-up Fennec like this is coming straight at you?

 
 
grant
16:00 / 24.01.06
 
 
grant
16:01 / 24.01.06
Protecting cities from fennecs since 1954.
 
 
Char Aina
17:20 / 24.01.06
that huge cat really is awesome. i'd totally spoon hir if ze'd let me. aggresively, even.
 
  
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