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Has anyone seen this whale swimming up the River Thames?

 
  

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Sax
11:59 / 20.01.06
Has anyone seen this whale swimming up the River Thames?
 
 
Char Aina
12:02 / 20.01.06
no.
post gifz!!!!!2!
 
 
sleazenation
12:02 / 20.01.06
Not yet -


all very exciting in a 'Dog in the Playground' way

was thinking of heading down, but don't want to impede the rescue efforts...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:05 / 20.01.06
If it was summertime than I'd head down there after work. Go Sleaze! Take photos for us!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:07 / 20.01.06
Ooh yes! Must have whale pictures!

This is the first I've heard of it. Whales rock.
 
 
sleazenation
12:09 / 20.01.06
details here...
 
 
Loomis
12:10 / 20.01.06
"Real live whale" just doesn't have the same ring though does it?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
12:13 / 20.01.06
from that bbc link (which also has 'watch the whale' video)



WOW.
 
 
Smoothly
12:18 / 20.01.06
My office overlooks the same stretch of Thames, but I've seen no sign of it. I was ready to call 'publicity stunt!' until I saw that video.
 
 
sleazenation
12:59 / 20.01.06
Apparently it's looking quite elderly and is reportedly wounded...

Hope it gets back out to sea ok...
 
 
Sax
13:40 / 20.01.06
There's another one! It's a fucking invasion!
 
 
Ariadne
13:51 / 20.01.06
Terrorists disguised, I bet. Or Fathers for Justice.
 
 
Sax
13:55 / 20.01.06
Just a poor old whale dad being stopped from seeing his son by that bitch. It's that little lad I feel sorry for.

Or, as you say, an al Qaida Trojan Whale. It will stop at Westminster and a cadre of terrorists disguised as Brazilian electricians will pile out.
 
 
Ariadne
14:02 / 20.01.06
So where did you read about this second whale? I can't see anything on the BBC etc.
 
 
sleazenation
14:02 / 20.01.06
Cetaceans 4 Justice doesn't really have the same ring to it though does it?
 
 
William Sack
14:07 / 20.01.06
There's apparently a whale near Saaafend-on-Sea.
 
 
William Sack
14:09 / 20.01.06
In a Subaru Impreza, doing a ton on the A127.
 
 
Smoothly
14:09 / 20.01.06
It will stop at Westminster and a cadre of terrorists disguised as Brazilian electricians will pile out.

You mean they’re outlaw José whales?
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
14:19 / 20.01.06
'Twas in the month of December, and in the year 1883,
That a monster whale came to Dundee,
Resolved for a few days to sport and play,
And devour the small fishes in the silvery Tay.
 
 
Benny the Ball
14:25 / 20.01.06
I crossed the river near Chelsea Bridge, saw gawpers, hadn't a clue what they were looking at, so went home - only saw the headline on an evening standard and put two and two together...
 
 
mondo a-go-go
14:33 / 20.01.06
Pictures!
 
 
■
14:51 / 20.01.06
all very exciting in a 'Dog in the Playground' way

Perfect image. OK, so cynicism and paranoia kicks in: what's happening today that this is distracting us from?
 
 
Ariadne
14:53 / 20.01.06
You think spin doctors threw the whale in the Thames?
 
 
Smoothly
14:59 / 20.01.06
Yeah, Nick Pollard's spin doctors, in preparation for his showdown with Peter Horrocks.

The Guardian is already onto the story.
 
 
sleazenation
15:17 / 20.01.06
But where will it end? Will Tony drop the corpse of a sperm whale on Croydon in a futile effort to win the upcoming education bill vote?
 
 
■
15:20 / 20.01.06
You think spin doctors threw the whale in the Thames?
Exactly. Well, not exactly, what I really think is that Tony is right now in a submarine trying to psychically persuade all the Cetaceans to house nuclear weapons in their blowholes. This guy is a decoy, so we don't pay too much attention to what the rest of them are doing.
 
 
grant
15:21 / 20.01.06
"Real live whale" just doesn't have the same ring though does it?

Does so.
 
 
Olulabelle
22:21 / 20.01.06
Please don't be excited, it's not exciting, it's really sad. Whales live in family groups or pods, so the sighting of two other Northern bottle-nosed whales in UK waters (one in Aberdeen and one in Southend) when they're almost never seen here means that somehow the pod has been separated and this one swimming up the Thames is probably looking for the rest of it's pod.

Even sadder is the fact that whale pods often have their own family dialect so if the Thames whale can't find it's own pod and tries to join another it's likely not to be accepted because they won't recognise it's 'language'.

Plus also the Thames is horrible brackish water which is not good for whales, it's very shallow so stranding is likely and London for a mammal which focuses heavily on sound will be very, very loud.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:39 / 20.01.06
Not looking good for the poor whale, by all accounts. According to R4 news earlier, they have to cease rescue efforts until it's light again. Which sucks, but I guess it'd freak the poor thing to have searchlights played over it.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:43 / 20.01.06
The rescue efforts have been outlined on the Beeb. I don't really like the idea of them killing the whale but if it's well they're going to do this: a system of pontoons will be used to try to refloat it by lifting it into a boat and taking it out to sea. I hope it all works out okay and the whale finds its pod.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:49 / 20.01.06
Hopefully it will be out of the Thames by then... it was spotted in Greenwich at 9ish.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:06 / 20.01.06
Reckon there's any way they can gently steer it towards its Southend-based pal, or vice versa, if they can get it into open sea?
 
 
Olulabelle
23:10 / 20.01.06
They might be able to since it seems to be following the tide. If they had a few boats in a line following it it might not decide to turn around again. But being followed by boats is also a pretty scary thing for a whale.

I don't understand how it got through the Thames barrier. Is it not actually a barrier?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:16 / 20.01.06
Not necessarily - it's a row of gates that can be closed to break down tidal swells, Most of the time, the barrier is open - it was raised twice in 2005, I think, to stop surging tides around St. Valentine's Day.
 
 
Olulabelle
00:34 / 21.01.06
Is there not a man who's sole job is to stand at the highest point and shout "Ahoy! Whale ahead! Close down the barrier!" whenever potential Whale tourism comes along?

If not there should be.
 
  

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