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Seasonal right-wing bugbear

 
 
All Acting Regiment
15:51 / 28.12.05
I've been hearing the following sort of comments a lot, even from people who you wouldn't expect:

"The bloody council's been putting up Season's Greetings banners instead of Merry Christmas in case it offends the muslims/jews/buddhist/hindus (pretty much whatever group the speaker doesn't like), bloody PC gone mad, etc"

And I'm wondering how to combat what is basically a bollocks asumption. I mean, people have always said Season's Greetings, haven't they? Why is it all of a sudden the whoever's fault? And as well, is there any evidence whatsoever for religious groups in the UK interfering with eachother's annual ceremonies?
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
16:51 / 28.12.05
I think you have the US Christian right to thank for this, who have yet again managed to cast themselves as a repressed minority. Bill O'Reilly spent a lot of time harping on it ("Left wing internet smear sites" apparently were the culprits in declaring WAR ON CHRISTMAS and on the ever-valiant Bill). The US house just passed a resolution to 'protect the values and traditions of Christmas' or some such bollocks which doesn't contradict the first amendment because no actual law was passed. The boycott of Target (see the article) annoys me especially because it's a retailer with no expressly Christian agenda, which has, for reasons nobody outside the corporation knows as far as I can tell, decided to stop saying 'merry Christmas' and start saying 'happy holidays.' The temerity! Christmas is under attack!

I'm not sure how to fight it, other than to point out that nobody's preventing anybody from saying Merry Christmas, putting up banners, placing a giant inflatable Santa on their front lawn, etc, it's just that certain (highly visible) groups of people happen not to be saying it for reasons that nobody actually knows. Also, that it is in fact a season involving more than one holiday, so 'Season's Greetings' or 'Happy Holidays' is perfectly appropriate.
 
 
A fall of geckos
19:21 / 28.12.05
"I'm not sure how to fight it."

The other way of dealing with this is not to fight it.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
19:53 / 28.12.05
I did take every available opportunity on Christmas day to accuse my (very Christian, but liberal) dad of trying to destroy Christmas...

"The dog's barking, I'm going to shut her in the kitchen."
"DAD YOU'RE RUINING CHRISTMAS YOU SECULAR HUMANIST!"
 
 
SMS
22:26 / 28.12.05
I agree with John Stewart on this one.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:50 / 28.12.05
It's basically toss - local councils generally have a set of Christmas lights they give to traders' associations if the traders undertake to pay the running costs. Unless the council has been _very_ foresighted, those lights will not reflect any "this year's orthodoxy", because they will in most cases not have been purchased this year.

People have been wishing each other season's greetings for a while - it's possibly a bit secular, but it actually makes a lot more sense than wishing somebody Merry Christmas, as Christmas is a specific day - the day on which the mass for Christ is spoken. Wishing somebody one good day seems a bit pusillanimous given that there are a bunch of bank holidays scattered around...
 
 
Sax
06:11 / 29.12.05
Up here in frozen Bradford, which as you know has a number of communities who rub along sometimes nicely and sometimes not, it's glowing banner day every day. Eid, Divali, Christmas... haven't seen an Hannukah one, must admit, though.
 
 
wembley can change in 28 days
06:52 / 29.12.05
A Christian would have to have a pretty small religious penis to get offended by "season's greetings", I'm sure.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
09:36 / 29.12.05
I haven't managed to offend any Hindus, Muslims or Jews by wishing them a happy christmas. Mind you, I didn't manage to offend any of them by wearing a skirt either, so perhaps they're just really laid back.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:18 / 29.12.05
Most of the Muslims and Orthodox Jews that I know in the area have wished me a Merry Christmas. Which always leaves me feeling a bit shit, in that I never know when to wish them a merry anything, but it's still nice.
 
 
Mistoffelees
14:41 / 29.12.05
Next Chanukka starts 16. December 2006, next Jom Kippur is 2. October 2006.

Muslims have a celebration, when ramadan is over, that´s 22. October 2006.

(I didn´t know that either, stoatie, it´s all from wikipedia).
 
 
Mistoffelees
14:44 / 29.12.05
Oh, and don´t forget:

Next Crowleymass is 12. October 2006!

"see the little children at crowleymass
their faces full of awe

and they don't get no shitty dolls and trains and stuff like that
no, they just get the book of the law!
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
15:05 / 29.12.05
Agnostica- for anyone who has ever calculated Santa's airspeed.
 
  
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