lekvar: 1) When he was brokering the Camp David Accord, did he really make Egyptian President Anwar Sadat and Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin "seal it with a kiss?"
They did that on their own. I'm still rather upset, since it set back the cause of legalizing MDMA by years. I was so close to victory on that one... they really were the perfect test case.
2) When he "un-rings a bell," do angels really lose their wings?
No one has ever *proved* that.
3) Despite his inevitable win, did he fear for his life when he entered into the 2003 World Champion Cage Fight?
No, not really. I knew Sim Huk Long's trainer never took en savate seriously as a combat art, so I just got in close and used a couple standard throws. I did get nervous when Sim's wife started throwing the bottles, though.
Tango-Mango 4) did he really fund me and countless others through university in the halcyon days of free higher education for all? Oh, a generous soul is he.
Yeah, well, after taking Alan Greenspan's cat hostage, what was I supposed to do? I couldn't keep the money, or they'd just track me down. I had to spread it out to as many people as possible -- a million straws in a trillion dollar haystack.
Evil Scientist -Let's not forget that grant's real life exploits were, in fact, the inspiration for the King Mob character in "The Invisibles".
Well, that's what the leprechauns tell me.
Actually, that was all wildly exaggerated. I never got past the perimeter of Area 51, and when I killed Diana's moonchild, it was really just an ordinary-looking baby (except for the silver fur).
Stoatie -
Did he start the fire? I thought for a while it was Billy Joel, but he maintains otherwise.
Yes, with WOOD, to MAKE TEA LIKE A MAN.
As for grant (small g) - isn't he also our local fahmily man from Ostenders (the gritty populist story of everyday Belgian folk gathered around the environs of Place Roi Albert*)
No, that's yet another one -- Grant van Looy, works in a chocolate factory, nearly married the Algerian escort from the Antwerp Schipperskwartier until it turned out to be an Interpol sting operation because they thought he was really ferrying narcotics across the Channel for Bosco Lefebvre and the Vincke Brothers. I can understand the mistake, though. Those were confusing times. |
