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Shit quiz thread

 
 
The Falcon
01:16 / 19.12.05
That's right, and I'm leading off with a big one: religion, motherfucks.


You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

79%
Christianity

67%
agnosticism

67%
Buddhism

63%
Hinduism

58%
Paganism

58%
Islam

46%
atheism

46%
Judaism

38%


That's right. Satanist, baby. Fear my icon:

 
 
■
07:39 / 19.12.05
You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.

No shit. That's 3 minutes of the only life I'll ever have gone, then.
 
 
Sax
08:40 / 19.12.05
I'm not really sure if I believe this quiz is useful, or not.

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).

Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.agnosticism83%atheism67%Buddhism63%Satanism63%Islam54%Paganism50%Hinduism46%Judaism33%Christianity29%Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)created with QuizFarm.com
 
 
Benny the Ball
09:04 / 19.12.05
Ohmmmmmmmmm

You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.

In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)created with QuizFarm.com
 
 
Ganesh
09:16 / 19.12.05
Agnostic. Quelle surprise.
 
 
Warewullf
10:25 / 19.12.05
You scored as Paganism. Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.Paganism75%agnosticism71%Islam58%atheism54%Satanism50%Buddhism50%Judaism29%Christianity25%Hinduism21%Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)created with QuizFarm.com

Good.
 
 
ZF!
13:57 / 19.12.05

You scored as agnosticism.

agnosticism 88%
Islam 63%
Buddhism 58%
Paganism
atheism 54%
Christianity 54%
Judaism 38%
Hinduism 38%
Satanism 33%

Indeed
 
 
electric monk
14:39 / 19.12.05
Well, whaddaya know?

You scored as Paganism.

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism - 75%
Buddhism - 75%
Hinduism - 67%
Islam - 58%
Satanism - 58%
agnosticism - 58%
Christianity - 42%
Judaism - 33%
atheism - 33%


Paganism edged out Bhuddism in overtime.
 
 
astrojax69
19:55 / 19.12.05
i'm 100% atheist - so how am i also 42% christian when i don't believe in christ, god or gods, or any afterlife??? and i said nothing about evil to make me 88% satanist. what a bizarre quiz.
 
 
Triplets
20:05 / 19.12.05
Quick, somebody make a "which shit quiz are you" quiz.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
20:28 / 19.12.05
And I'm like YEAH WHATEVER
 
 
TeN
22:04 / 19.12.05
the Belief-o-Matic is a much more accurate religion quiz
that one was just... well, the thread title says it all
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:12 / 19.12.05
You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.

Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God. Well, duh...

Atheism 100%
Satanism 75% Ho ho ho!
Buddhism 75%

blah blah Jesus' buns - all the way down to Hinduism 8% (not awed by Ganesh, clearly)
 
 
TeN
22:16 / 19.12.05
results from the belief-o-matic quiz:

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Liberal Quakers (86%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (81%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
6. Neo-Pagan (77%)
7. Nontheist (74%)
8. Orthodox Quaker (64%)
9. New Age (60%)
10. Taoism (59%)
11. Bah�'� Faith (57%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
13. Reform Judaism (52%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (49%)
15. Sikhism (46%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)
17. Jainism (44%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (41%)
19. New Thought (39%)
20. Scientology (37%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (34%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (31%)
23. Islam (31%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (31%)
25. Hinduism (29%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
27. Roman Catholic (23%)


hmmm, last time I took it, secular humanism was down a few notches, and unitarian universalism was number one. interesting.
 
 
astrojax69
22:46 / 19.12.05
thanks mask; i am an on-line quiz test who, among other traits, was bullied at school and am possessed of an irrational fear of people with faces.

wow. that's like so me.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:27 / 20.12.05
I am an "Am I gay or am I straight?" quiz.

I am in fact a Robbie Williams lyric.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
20:24 / 20.12.05
I was an 'Am I a snob / geek / hippy quiz'. I got the same when I was choosing answers at random. Clearly, it knows my innermost thoughts.
 
 
The Falcon
18:08 / 08.03.06
Which D & D character are you?

I'm a neutral good Elf barbarian, although I did score equally for chaos/neutral and fighter/barbarian. Can you be 'chaos good'? I played Warhammer as a yout. I'd rather be a chaos good Elf fighter, I think. Not that bothered about fighter/barbarian, really.
 
 
The Falcon
18:33 / 08.03.06
Hmm, I didn't use the sniffily placed belief-o-matic before:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (96%)
3. Neo-Pagan (87%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (84%)
6. New Age (82%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
8. Taoism (69%)
9. Secular Humanism (65%)
10. Reform Judaism (60%)
11. Sikhism (60%)
12. Hinduism (59%)
13. New Thought (56%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (52%)
15. Jainism (50%)
16. Scientology (44%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (44%)
18. Nontheist (39%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (29%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (28%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (27%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (24%)
25. Roman Catholic (24%)
26. Islam (20%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (10%)

Seems a bit... Jesus-centric. No icons, either.
 
 
Blake Head
18:52 / 08.03.06
Jesus died for somebody's sins,

atheism 92%
Satanism 83%
agnosticism 58%

but not mine apparently...
 
 
Sniv
19:04 / 08.03.06
Agnotstic 79%!

Buddist 75%
Atheist 67%
Satanist 63%
Islam 63%
...Christianity 25%
 
 
Mistoffelees
20:54 / 08.03.06
You scored as Buddhism.

Buddhism 83%
Satanism 71%
Hinduism 50%
agnosticism 50%
atheism 42%
Islam 42%
Paganism 33%
Judaism 29%
Christianity 0%

Interesting. I lean heavily towards Thelemic thought. And where this test is concerned, Thelema for me seems to be a mix between buddhism and satanism. Maybe a rough description of Crowley´s mindset, when he wrote the Book.
 
 
matthew.
21:35 / 08.03.06
Agnostic 100%! Yay for me!
 
 
The Falcon
21:37 / 08.03.06
No love for D&D?
 
 
Mistoffelees
21:58 / 08.03.06
Okay okay.

I´m a Chaotic Good Elf Bard. And that sounds good to me!
 
 
Orange
00:25 / 09.03.06
Hm, I'm a Chaotic Good Elf Bard too . . .
 
 
matthew.
00:45 / 09.03.06
True Neutral Elf Bard am I....

Alignment:
True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.
Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.
 
 
Aertho
00:46 / 09.03.06
Lawful Good Human Fighter

I like vanilla ice cream too.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
06:21 / 09.03.06
Chaotic Evil Dwarf Bard

Fuck, first a Betazoid and now a Dwarf. Ugh.
 
 
Jub
07:01 / 09.03.06
My Sunday School teacher would be shocked!

atheism - 63%
Paganism - 58%
Buddhism - 50%
Satanism - 46%
Judaism - 21%
agnosticism - 21%
Christianity - 21%
Islam - 13%
Hinduism - 4%
 
 
Shrug
08:29 / 09.03.06
Lawful Good elf character. The Borg before.
 
 
Evil Scientist
08:48 / 09.03.06
Apparently I'm a chaotic evil human barbarian. STRONG FUCKING TRUTH INDEED!

Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time.

Race:
Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Primary Class:
Barbarians live outside the 'civilized' They have tribal goverments, and are often nomads. What they may lack in refinement is balanced by there strength of individual character and ability to survive.

Better change the old name to Chaotic Evil Scientist next time around.
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:07 / 09.03.06
Orange: Hm, I'm a Chaotic Good Elf Bard too . . .

Jack Denfeld: Chaotic Evil Dwarf Bard

Let´s form a band!
 
 
Mono
12:09 / 09.03.06
Chaotic Neutral Human Barbarian.

Which is awesome.
 
  
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