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Ninjas vs Pirates: The Pictures

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Spyder Todd 2008

15:00 / 16.12.05

No, see, don't you think it is rather convenient that as Batman was pursuing the Penguin and the Joker- two high ranking pirates- that he was attack out of the blue by a very plastic-looking shark? Clearly it was a remote controlled doppelganger, sent to destroy Batman in the form of a reincarnated ninja. Luckily Batman, being a ninja, was prepared for this eventuality with his patented Bat-Shark Repellent. He's just that good.

electric monk

15:09 / 16.12.05

Amaya -

En garde! I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style.

(That's a cuuute kid ya got there, NG.)

matthew.

15:29 / 16.12.05

his patented Bat-Shark Repellent

Patented? You mean he's selling it, too? That doesn't sound too ninja-ey or piratey. What would be more ninja-esque is if Batman snuck into people's homes in Gotham and planted the bat-shark repellent... in case they needed it.

Char Aina

15:47 / 16.12.05

he's not selling it, but he is honour bound to the ancestor ninja to make sure no one else does.

clearly they are too stupid to make it for themselves, but can you imagine if pirates could buy it in the shops?

Spyder Todd 2008

18:35 / 16.12.05

clearly they are too stupid to make it for themselves, but can you imagine if pirates could buy it in the shops?

Outbreaks of piracy would probably triple.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:37 / 16.12.05

Umm... pirates don't tend to buy stuff in shops.

That's why they're pirates, dude.

akira

18:15 / 17.12.05

Batman's actualy climbing down that ladder. If he was climbing up, then why hasnt he got jiz on his suit?

matthew.

23:59 / 17.12.05

Stoatie - that is the bon mot of the decade

iamus

10:16 / 19.12.05

Could a pirate ever truly love a ninja?

No, it'd be similar to a Ghostbuster's "crossing the streams" type incident

Actually Keggers is both right and wrong, because........

Chuck Norris was created in a test tube with the semen from a ninja, a lumberjack, and a pirate. This is why in his spare time he has been known to roundhouse kick down trees, build a pirate ship out of them, and proceed to plunder a small village.

akira

22:31 / 19.12.05

It should be noted that Chuck Norris has done absolutly nothing to dispell this myth.

Spotted earlyer today. In the snow. Next to were someone has written his name in blood.

Cowboy Scientist

17:51 / 20.12.05

So:

akira

18:04 / 20.12.05

He truly is the chosen one.

Keith, like a scientist

19:59 / 20.12.05

I'm hoping that the Pirate-Repelling Sonic Weapon doesn't fall into the hands of the pirates on their next Cruise Ship Attack. Can you imagine the problems that would give the Ninjas. Ninjas rely on their hearing!

Spyder Todd 2008

21:04 / 20.12.05

Hmm... you suppose we should take some kind of action to stop those pesky pirates? Is there a Barbelith embassy in Somalia we can stay at or something while we cautiously "rehabilitate" them? "Rehabilitate" meaning of course "Kick their asses".

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

04:21 / 21.12.05

In your dreams, beeyatch.

pointless & uncalled for

09:20 / 21.12.05

Spotted earlyer today. In the snow. Next to were someone has written his name in blood.

Chuck Norris wrote that. He pisses blood, usually other people's.

pointless & uncalled for

09:22 / 21.12.05

Does anyone else really like Chuck Norris' urinary penmanship?

Or should that be cockmanship?

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