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Can we trust Magic 8 Balls?

ZF!

07:09 / 13.12.05

I asked this to a magic 8-ball and it said

"Outlook good"

Is it messing with my mind?

■

07:20 / 13.12.05

Don't bet on it.

Regrettable Juvenilia

07:36 / 13.12.05

Is it messing with my mind?

Yes, but only to subvert you out of your current reality tunnel paradigm and open your third eye.

Mistoffelees

07:52 / 13.12.05

Yes, but only to subvert you out of your current reality tunnel paradigm and open your third eye.

I bet you say that to all the ladies.

Ninjas make great pets

08:01 / 13.12.05

What kind of a day would you have if you gave all your choices for the day to that magic 8 ball?

Then you'd know for sure.

Do it. do it. do it. you know you want to.

Sax

08:10 / 13.12.05

And if you end up in bed with an American football player and find his hot cock moiling around your mouth, don't blame Luke Reinhardt.

Cherielabombe

08:14 / 13.12.05

Most reliable is to use it three times and go best two out of three.

Jub

08:21 / 13.12.05

Dear God, zenfroglet - What have you done!?

Find and read the instructions to the Magic 8 Ball. I'm pretty sure it explicitly states you should NOT ask it this very question. I hope for your sake I'm wrong!

ZF!

13:02 / 13.12.05

Jub, I've just asked the Magic 8-ball if my asking of my original question would cause the unravelling of the Universe as we know it.

It said, "Ask Again Later"

So I did,

apparently "It Is Certain"

Sorry everyone.

Jub

13:31 / 13.12.05

Man!

You're messing with forces you don't understand!

Why didn't you just read the instructions - how could you have been so careless? This kind of tampering with spiritualism will lead to hell on earth.

Thanks zenfroglet!

All Acting Regiment

14:38 / 13.12.05

I thought this thread was going to be about my mate, Stevey "8 Balls" Chapman.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

17:05 / 13.12.05

I thought it was going to be about Molatar.

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