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Vegas, baby, Vegas!

 
 
Whisky Priestess
15:27 / 05.12.05
I am typing this on the dial-up(!) computer of the Grapevine Ranch in Arizona, where I have been dragged as moral support for my sister who is in love with a cowboy. Don't ask. One of my conditions of coming was that we got to go to Vegas for the weekend, so that's exactly what we're doing.


VEGAS, BABY! VEGAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!

We are staying at the Sahara (I think) on the Strip - dunno whihc end. If you are local or nearby and fancy showing us the sights on Friday 9 or Saturday 10 Dec, PM me and we'll sort out a place to meet.

I'm so fucking psyched. Christmas in Vegas = neon orgasm. The Flamingo! The Elvis Museum! The Liberace Lounge! Etc.!
 
 
Whisky Priestess
00:34 / 06.12.05
Any recommendations for things to see, places to drink/eat and stuff to do are also more than welcome, by the way. People personally vouching for stuff is far preferable to having to pick'n'mix from the tourist guide.
 
 
Lilly Nowhere Late
05:31 / 06.12.05
God I love Las Vegas! Just wander Whisky. The hotels are mind boggling entertainment just to amble in and out of. Especially the faked Italianite city ones. Check record stores in the old downtown part if they still exist. Stay off the slot machines and on the card tables. Don't eat at those cheap buffets and do try to get out into the desert. Wave at the hills in the distance from me!
 
 
mondo a-go-go
13:49 / 07.12.05
THE LIBERACE MUSEUM! HOME TO THE WORLD'S LARGEST RHINESTONE! AND MIGHTY MIGHTY BLING!

Apologies for the shouting. But it was probably one of my top five places in Vegas.
 
 
electric monk
20:28 / 07.12.05
Get thee to the Venus Lounge in the Venetian. The front is 50's sci-fi retro kitsch, and in the back there's a tiki bar. They run B-movies and (I think) Russ Meyer films on the TVs in the front and Elvis movies in the back. Great place. You won't be sorry. Or you will.

Afterwards, take the gondola ride thru the Venetian mall (or send sis and her cowboy on one).
 
 
Whisky Priestess
00:39 / 09.12.05
Thanks monk. The Venus Lounge sounds right up my canal ...
 
 
Whisky Priestess
10:58 / 15.09.06
Can some lovely mod move this to the conversation as I am now writing a Vegas-based novel and want people's stories, experiences, knowledge, recommendations of things to mention and include, and general Vegas-fu?
 
 
Olulabelle
11:43 / 15.09.06
One weird thing about Vegas was the water sprays they have outside every cafe or bar on the street. They're like people sprinklers. Christ know how much it costs in water to sprinkle people all day, but they do.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
11:53 / 15.09.06
ooh yeah, thanks ... sort of like outdoor air-conditioning? misters or something?

I went in December - it was still hot but I didn't see any of these. Mind you I don't think I ate outside.

Anyone acquainted at all with any of the hotels? I've invented one for the novel cos I don't want to get sued, but I'm looking for local colour, mostly.
 
 
electric monk
12:01 / 15.09.06
I stayed at Circus Circus, but couldn't describe it for you.

If it helps, I can tell you about the absolute worst place in Vegas to have a quickie wedding, the Chapel of Yours Dreams*.



*Yes, that's "Yours". I know it's a misspelling, but that's what their signage said.
 
 
Olulabelle
12:10 / 15.09.06
I did too. It's vast and extremely beige and has a mini-theme park with some really cheesy rides in it.

There's also a hotel which looks like Venice but created by the kind of people who use bacterial wipes at every opportunity and still keep the plastic on their car seats.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
12:30 / 15.09.06
Vegas! Having only stayed there for two nights I can't offer that much in the way of advice except:

*Circus Circus = Very dissapointing if you've seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
* The Sushi bar in the MGM Grand is excellent, authentic and reasonably priced.
* Look at your feet as you walk- there are hundreds of thousands of flyers for every variety of stripper the hetrosexual male mind can concieve of.
* Listen to other people's conversations as you walk around at night. If you go five minutes without hearing something that'll make your skin crawl you've probably wandered up into Utah.
* The Luxor Pyramid is a lot smaller than you expect, so before you arrive lower your expectations of its size by about 70%
* If you're driving in from the north at night you'll come up over a ridge and see all of Vegas laid out before you and probably start weeping at the glory of it all. Bring tissues.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
13:08 / 15.09.06
The last time I was in Vegas, I was married to a skink by an ornery preacher in one of those there Elvis Chapels. The priest was drunk and the lizard was ... if not complicit then at least basically subdued, after the third or fourth tail.

It was not a dignified episode
 
 
grant
13:28 / 15.09.06
I have a friend who works at a wedding chapel there. Want her email? She's very nice.

I, uh, married her once.

To someone else.

My main impression of Vegas is how *indoors* the city is. I was there at the end of summer, so outside was almost exactly like being in a paved oven. Dry, hot, melts everything. It struck me as being like what space stations will be like. Simulacra. Contained.
 
 
Isadore
13:55 / 15.09.06
Be sure to use the bridge-ish crosswalks whenever possible, rather than try to walk, y'know, across the street. Keeps the fatalities down.
 
 
HCE
17:43 / 15.09.06
Unlike most of the rest of the US, you can walk around the streets in Las Vegas with an alcoholic beverage, and since they know this can be tiring if your cocktail consists of three feet of margarita, many places offer handy neck straps, so you can drink hands-free.

I was there not too long ago to see Tom Jones. The comparisons to Disneyland are apt -- the workers are 'cast members' -- greek goddesses at Caesar's palace, and so forth.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
12:19 / 18.09.06
Neck strap, nice detail. Thanks Fred.

I also noticed that the "margaritas" are in fact lemon flavoured slush puppies. Yeuch.

I keep watching CSI Las Vegas for authentic detail but it's a bit rubbish as it's mostly indoors and not usually set in the casinos. My narrator is having a tourist experience of the city over a couple of months, so that's what I need just as much as a "native" take on it.

I've been to the QUITE RUBBISH ACTUALLY Museum of Las Vegas in the basement of the Flamingo - I can only assume the Lonely Planet people were raving about it as some sort of sick joke - and the Shark Reef at Mandalay Bay, but has anyone seen any of the other attractions? The Elvis Museum was closed when we went and didn't have time to see e.g. Siegfried and Roy, go on the rollercoasters at the Stratosphere etc. - so if anyone's done any of that, please do share ...

(pics, if you can be arsed to post them, will also no doubt prove inspiring(
 
 
miss wonderstarr
12:40 / 18.09.06
I stayed at New York New York. Every three minutes you hear the rattle of the rollercoaster, and faint screams past your window.

We walked down to the Fabulous Las Vegas sign. It was a couple of miles. Nearest I've come to being in a desert, I think.

Overall I was very disillusioned by Vegas. It was like Disneyland these days ~ a lot of sweaty, staggering people, utterly un-glam. Nothing remotely swish. One expects as much from Disneyland but in Vegas for some stupid reason I'd thought it might be a bit like the original Ocean's 11. (I mean, the Rat Pack at the... the Sands Hotel I think.) I was hoping to see suits and frocks.

Instead: some really nasty cheap hotels squashed into the spaces between the huge, themed ones. And on a limbo level, hotel-casinos that would have seemed fairly flash in the 1980s, but now felt like an average mall (a few palms, some carpet, perhaps a half-hearted fountain).

A local detail you cannot omit: young men every five yards giving out laminated cards for hookers and strippers. Flipping the cards against their palms, making this regular slapping sound. They only offer them to other men.

And also, at regular intervals, adverts and booths for cheap copter flights.

It was a strange experience for me partly because the closest I'd come to Vegas before was "Las Venturas", the simulation of the city in GTA San Andreas ~ and the simulation was not just uncannily similar to, but in some ways better than the real thing.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
13:07 / 18.09.06
I can believe that. Must be like living in a theme park.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
13:14 / 18.09.06
And theme parks are actually quite grubby.
 
  
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