Who's Pissed Then?

22:46 / 02.12.05

I can't believe it's not sober.

Actually I really can. So then, how the bugger did we manage without this thread for sooo many years? I mean, everyone needs a safe place to be drunk and obnoxious. I know I do.

Let's go!

22:50 / 02.12.05

I'm drunk but not obnoxious. Ganesh is lounging on the floor in his hott Petticoat Lane pants which is distracting me from obnoxity.

22:52 / 02.12.05

Okay, you don't need to be obnoxious, but drunk is very important. Necessary even.

I wish I knew what petticoat lane pants were.

Kiss me.

22:59 / 02.12.05

You need to find someone prettier to kiss. Triplets is a tart. Go there.

Petticoat Lane pants are just pants brought in Petticoat Lane market. The kind that cost 20p per pair and have Calvin Klien or Tommy Hifliger emblazoned on the waist band.

Oh oh, G is opening another bottle of fine wine. Good job it's not a school night.

23:01 / 02.12.05

I, myself, am drinking fine wine. Only ever the finest.

Triplets, kiss me!

23:04 / 02.12.05

Petticoat Lane pants sound like they should have very lacy edges and be made of antique silk. If they were like that I should definitely desire some.

I am a little bit drunk but not enough to find typing difficult. I am also very pleased to be passing the time with Barbelith for once and because of this I plan to get drunker.

Er...more drunk.

Bugger.

23:06 / 02.12.05

Where you been?

23:10 / 02.12.05

Yay! We are throwing a party to welcome you back, from wherever you've been. Boboss, fetch the cocktail shaker. I shall frost some martini glasses.

23:12 / 02.12.05

Already frosted, my fren.

23:16 / 02.12.05

I've had three bottles of Stella, and made a giant cock of my user name for the next month.

<--You see this? It is supposed to be wings, like the wings of a falcon. [Do you see? etc. etc.]

But it is a falcon with a severed wing, apparently. So you could say, in the American argot, that I am pissed.

23:20 / 02.12.05

You've only had three bottles of Stella? What are you, the lightest of all lightest weights?

Please tell me they were mahoosive and restore my faith.

23:25 / 02.12.05

I'm not drunk. (Though I did take a long time to write that last post.)

I just didn't take into account the length of username.

That said, my tolerance has been a disgrace of recent. Went out with my pal about a month ago, and was a drooling mess after 4-5 pints of beer. Risible.

23:28 / 02.12.05

You said the word risible in the voice of Michael Palin as Pontius Plilate there, no?

23:28 / 02.12.05

Crikey, I'm always a mess after 4/5 pints of beer.
This evening, however, I've only been drinking the glorious grape.

23:30 / 02.12.05

Everyone knows that Stella is fighty beer and I am not staying if you are going to start scrapping.

Where have I been?: I had to move house, change lives and start college. It was very complicated! Now I'm learning to be a jeweller, I go to school and everything!

I don't know if I like Martini, but I very, very much do like Duncan's fucked up name. It's funny indeed.

23:32 / 02.12.05

Do you have to spend loadsa money training to be a jeweller?

23:34 / 02.12.05

No, Xoc, sorry. Not even in the head. I was rolling the 'r's as Scotland does, poss. for extra emphasis.

It was a funny sensation, one I've dismissed because I only really drink one or two nights a month nowadays, but you could say I 'took a turn' and it felt not unlike a detour into the presently longrunning, soon-to-reach-a-conclusion Hollyoaks plot arc. 'S only happened to me once or twice before; once when I went for two quad-vods and lemonade before tea, and actually did see in triplicate.

23:35 / 02.12.05

Is stella known as 'wife-beater' in England too?

23:36 / 02.12.05

You drink one or two nights a month?

I am doomed.

23:36 / 02.12.05

Wife Beater?

Yep

23:38 / 02.12.05

Pourquoi 'doomed'?

23:41 / 02.12.05

I drink a little more than that.

23:44 / 02.12.05

I'm glad my name is the source of amusement Lula.

Thinking about it now it'd prob'ly be just: \)}F{(/ or something. But it's all a bit late for that.

23:49 / 02.12.05

Wife beater, fighty beer. Yes indeed.

[Proper Offtopica]
No you don't have to spend lots of money, other than the cost of college and bullion. Bullion is cheaper than you think.

You have to spend lots of money when you set gems, but you get it back when you sell the pieces you make, especially if you have a talent for jewellery design. [End Proper Offtopica]

23:51 / 02.12.05

It's only sweetly amusing in the sense of 'accidentally fucking your name up and having to deal with it for a month' type of thing.

Oh dear. Sorry.

23:52 / 02.12.05

I not sure this thread has a topic. Rather, it has an appropriate state of being: drunkeness.

So, are you selling your stuff?
I hope so.

23:56 / 02.12.05

I'm sure I'll live.

And so... to bed.

Persephone

00:06 / 03.12.05

\)}F{(/

Save that, though. That looks good.

00:07 / 03.12.05

Yes we are selling. We are just trying to sort out a website and pictures. We also take commissions.

Hmmm. Stoaties got the first 'Lith wedding, I wonder if TBM and I count as the first Barbelith business partnership?!

00:08 / 03.12.05

More wine! More wine! *hic*

00:14 / 03.12.05

'Salright, I've got loads more.

Lula, have you got a site I can look at? I want to get my darling-loved-one some nice jewellery as a post you'vegivenbirth pressy.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:17 / 03.12.05

Nooo! Not yet! But I can email some pictures of things we've made to you if you PM me your address.

00:25 / 03.12.05

God, I wish I was pissed.

Mike Modular

00:25 / 03.12.05

I need drunken advice - here's the thing: I am drunk enough and I have one cigarette left, I really should go to bed cos I have to travel to ZONE 6 for work tomorrow, but I'm still up and have decided to play my new electric guitar (that I can't really play) and read Barbelith. So (back to the point) do I go to the garage and get charged to use the cash machine and buy fags and probably bad, bad fried chicken on the way home or do I just go to bed and be good.......................? I'm asking this thread cos you'll understand...