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"Penis Envy"

 
 
Mr Tricks
16:34 / 23.11.05
The BBC is filming a 3 part documentary with the above title. Yesterday they were in our offices (out here in California) to interview and film our resident Kungfu & QIGONG Master, Grandmaster Tu Jin Sheng. Why? well because of his world reknown IRON CROTCH.

You see, the 50 year old Master Tu pulled a 17' rental truck twice yesterday. First, with a silk cord tied around the base of both his penis and testicles. Second, with the cord tied around his testicles along. I was one of two assistants he used to push against while he walk backwards pulling this truck.

Apparently this 11,500 lb. truck was not the biggest one he's towed in this way. We had him er... pull a similar feat during the festivities of Kungfu Magazine's 10 year anniversary celebration. Later it was compiled on a DVD along with several other stunts.

This time not only were the BBC present to add this effort to a compilation of footage that includes a Russian Scientist who grew a penis on a man's arm and then attached it to the proper location. It made the front page of a local paper; The Argus, who featured a photograph of a co-worker repeatedly kicking Master Tu in the groin as a warm-up.

Master Tu's been featured in both Penthouse and Playboy as well as The Weekly World News (thanks to the efforts of grant himself). I've personally trained under him briefly and witnessed a variety of nearly super-human feats. These include Chopping a steel pipe with his bare hands, throwing chop-sticks through plywood ad walking on eggs without breaking them. He's also an accomplished Painter and musician.

(mods wasn't sure if this would be most relevant here in the media area or in the Temple; where martial arts and such have been discussed previously. I just figured there's room to explore this on a media attention level rather than a conversational one... your call.)
 
 
Mr Tricks
23:17 / 30.11.05
for anyone remotely curious . . . there's some rough footage of the truck pull tobe viewed here
 
 
Alex's Grandma
05:25 / 02.12.05
In almost every possible way, this show sounds like an utter disgrace. I can't help feeling that everyone involved should be executed live on telly -

'We're just trying to entertain the public!' etc.

I'd use a grenade launcher, myself, in that situation, but, I don't know, sniper rifles, Uzis - what would be your weapon of choice?
 
  
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