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Cherielabombe

07:48 / 14.11.05

Study abroad in Canada. I did study abroad in Canada by enrolling directly in the school I was interested in, and the tuition actually cost less than my phone bill did.

Ender

02:13 / 15.11.05

Well Sax, that sounds like a great life... I dont know if I can count on the same to happen for me.

Loomis

08:28 / 15.11.05

If you're interested in Sax's suggestion Ender, why not ask your university about the Study Sax Abroad programme? It offers a full syllabus of classes on the great man, his background and influences and special seminars are held in which students debate the current political climate in the Age of the Sax. Includes personal tuition from the master himself.

No need to apply in advance. Just turn up at his house. I'll pm you his address. No need to thank me!

ONLY NICE THINGS

08:53 / 15.11.05

Having said which, it could be that Sax simply does not know what to do with one bird, one car and one lump of coke.

Regrettable Juvenilia

09:06 / 15.11.05

Loomis, did you not see the recent scandal about that programme? From last week's Yorkshire Peruser:

SAXUAL DISCRIMINATION
"Weirdo writer kicked me off his course for being too fit", says 22 year-old stunner.

Shocking allegations emerged today about the Study Sax Abroad programme.

WASTE
The programme WASTES thousands of pounds of taxpayers money every year so that arty types can study the speculative scribblings of noted novelist Sax.

BAD
But in a clear case of political correctness gone BAD, foxy 22 year-old babe Suzy Denim was recently thrown off the course on the personal insistence of Sax himself - for being TOO SEXY.

SEXY
"He kept babbling on about how my short skirts were a manifestation of the Black Iron Prison, whatever that means. And he said I needed a haircut that would shift me out of my current paradigm, which was a bit rich, since he has a terrible barnet."

NOT REACHED
Sax could not be reached for comment.

Sax

09:42 / 15.11.05

She was a shit writer as well, that Suzy.

Having said which, it could be that Sax simply does not know what to do with one bird, one car and one lump of coke

Eat one, sell one and burn one.

Loomis

09:53 / 15.11.05

I believe that FHM has taken legal advice with regard to breaking their contract with Sax over this behaviour. They released a statement today:

"It is with great regret that we are forced to end our association with the nation's favourite northern-boy-done-good.

We have decided to be faithful to the sexual standards of the company's mission statement.

FHM is strongly in favour of fit birds and for many years has actively supported short skirts.

After having evaluated the situation, FHM has decided that an advertising campaign featuring Sax is inconsistent with FHM's sexosophy."

The company's spokesbabe did add, however, that she wishes the controversial author well. "I must admit that I find his barnet kind of cute," she said.

Ender

18:53 / 15.11.05

This right here is what I love about Barberith!

And I like the idea of Sax training me in the ways of having to many cars and birds and what not.

Mourne Kransky

20:23 / 15.11.05

Sax is bad, Ender, very bad. Did you ever read Goethe's Faust? Did you ever read Sax's novel of Evil and Sexual Perversion in South Yorkshire: "Hinterland"? This is not a man you want as a role model. Just use him for sex and rebuff him before he uses his powers on you. Or steal his Lamborghini to pull birds with.

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20:32 / 15.11.05

Ot take him to clubs and pretend you're friends with Robbie Williams.

Or Steve.

Now there was a role model.

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