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miss wonderstarr
15:50 / 15.08.06
My friend's mum once had to drive us in her car following the ice-cream van because I wanted a Choczilla (6p each) and we'd missed it in the inevitable process of hearing the van, having to run inside and beg money, then running out again. For a while I papered one wall of my bedroom with Choczilla wrappers.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
15:53 / 15.08.06
Class. The things kids get their folks to do, eh? I seriously love this thread.

"I got an ice-cream, I got an ice-cream. You didn't get one, you didn't get one. Your Dad's on the welfare..." (Eddie Murphy)
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
15:55 / 15.08.06
I think I agree with you, pw.

When I was a kid, we lived in Denver for a few years. Our house was right across the street from the school--which sucked because that meant there were no such things as snow days--but that also meant the playground was right there.

So my sister and I spent countless afternoons on this giant slide, pretending there were ravenous crocs at the bottom. We'd allow ourselves to slide halfway down, then attempt to scramble back up so they wouldn't eat us.

Man, that was fun.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
16:05 / 15.08.06
We used to play "picksy-dropsy" a lot. I must have spent hours hanging onto the runner of a playground roundabout, staring at the dirty floor as it whizzed dizzily beneath, trying to spot an old lolly stick among the other litter and grab it up with a triumphant "picksy!" [Or... I now wonder, was it "pixie-dropsy"?]

Anyway, childhood in 1970s London, these days they'd be playing a PS2 version of picksy-dropsy, fresh air/exercise/none of them paedos around/kids now don't know they're born/cheap talking-heads "I Love 1978" show/who remembers Bagpuss!!!!/oi you know that programme Pugwash, it had Master Bates on it/further lies/etc
 
 
Dead Megatron
17:17 / 15.08.06
You have no idea how much this explains, DM.

It probably does. I try not to think about it.

I am currently completely doped on antibiotics, painkillers, and sleeping pills, so I'll come back when I can get to be more coherent.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
17:33 / 15.08.06
Somewhere in Sao Paulo, a Decepticon sleeps in a drugged trance.
 
 
*
17:36 / 15.08.06
I used to imagine a massive range of animal friends who would accompany me on long car trips. I always suffered from motion sickness, so I couldn't read and would instead "watch" them overcoming the obstacles outside as they raced alongside the car to keep up with me.

I did that too. Not the motion sickness bit. How dare you steal my childhood idiosyncracy etc.
 
 
Dead Megatron
17:41 / 15.08.06
Somewhere in Sao Paulo, a Decepticon sleeps in a drugged trance

And he wishes it was as fun as it sounds.

Damn those flu nano-bots.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
17:42 / 15.08.06
I did that too, though in a sophisticated crossover I used to picture the "roller girl" from Dire Straits' song "Skateaway" accompanying the car (as I imagined her, which was as some kind of US-diner sk8 w8tress) and developed this long-journey fantasy in ever more complex ways, ie. deciding that if there was an obstacle she would bend her knees, putting more weight on a particular point of the skates' sole, and so trigger a kind of heel-based jetpack enabling her (if timed right) to soar over bridges, railway tracks and so on.

I read a while back that imagining a lion or horse accompanying the car was quite a common child-fantasy. I think you can tell I'd been reading Marvel comics by this point.
 
 
Spaniel
17:50 / 15.08.06
And me! I did that too. Except with Transformers and weird fantasy ATHLETES.

The Runce and I also invented a game called Bennys, which involved chasing after your friends and rubbing our bits up against them whilst shouting "OooOOO Ben-nnyyysss".

How's that for childish excitement?
 
 
matthew.
18:42 / 15.08.06
I used to imagine a massive range of animal friends who would accompany me on long car trips. I always suffered from motion sickness, so I couldn't read and would instead "watch" them overcoming the obstacles outside as they raced alongside the car to keep up with me.

I did that too. Not the motion sickness bit. How dare you steal my childhood idiosyncracy etc.


Good lord. I did that too. Perhaps there's someting to this other than imagination.
 
 
doozy floop
18:57 / 15.08.06
Imagining a horse running alongside a moving car? Bah, I used to pretend I *was* a horse. My best friend and I would construct complex jumps and obstacles out of chairs and bits of wood and compete in galloping and jumping over them, sound effects, refusals and all.

Mind, it really paid off when I went to Big School and discovered I was exceptionally good at the high jump.

We also ran a restaurant from a corner of the garden and made others pretend to eat meals created entirely from mud and sticks.

I say pretend to eat...

And I once labelled the spines of all of my books like they did in the library, categorised them, made my mum borrow them, and then charged her fines on late returns.
 
 
Char Aina
18:58 / 15.08.06
i did the same, only with a skateboard.
i'm fairly sure it was me riding it, but i never really examined the rider too much.

it was always all about the lines.
 
 
Chiropteran
18:59 / 15.08.06
Good lord. I did that too.

Me too, except it was me "jumping" tree-shadows and the gaping mouths of driveways. I still do this, on the infrequent occasions where I'm a passenger.
 
 
*
19:01 / 15.08.06
Oh wow. I never had any idea that anyone else did this, let alone that EVERYONE appears to have done at one point or another.

Here's another one... I walk on my toes when barefoot, cat-stylee. I used to do it in shoes, too, but I broke more pairs of shoes that way. Now I think I manage to mostly confine it to when I'm barefoot. I've been doing this since I could walk at all, so I guess I'm just a digitigrade.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
19:06 / 15.08.06
Oh no, I do this!!! I walk around in my barefeet on my toes, too. I'm not sure why but I do.

This could explain why I'm a cat person. (But not Natassja Kinski.)
 
 
miss wonderstarr
19:16 / 15.08.06
My Mother gave me a red lipstick when I was five. She came back in five mins and found I'd coloured in my whole face with it.

A FORMATIVE MOMENT I think.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
19:21 / 15.08.06
When I was a kid the school used to take us to swimming lessons in a coach every week. I always sat on my own so that the imaginary alsation that followed me around could sit next to me. When I was 16 the dog sometimes still appeared when I was walking home from school.

The dog existed because I was scared of dogs and obviously it would fight them for me if one came after me. Why it manifested particularly strongly on coach trips is confusing. Possibly because I was also scared of my swimming teacher.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
19:47 / 15.08.06
wonderstarr, I tried to find that image of Diane Ladd in Wild at Heart where she covered her face in red lipstick.

It would have encapsulated your post, I think.
 
 
iamus
20:24 / 15.08.06
I think that everybody ever does that running-alongside-the-car-thing. I know I did. My guy flew when there wasn't much scenery. Also, when stuck in church every Sunday, I had a wee guy that clambered all over the place, and did funny dances all over the alter while the priest did the transubstantiation.

I also had an imaginary chicken called Henry who followed me about on a leash. Still confused by that one.

When I was in Primary One, the two P1 classes had a small area of playground that ran from an enclosed fence at one end to a path that led round to the other classes. We weren't allowed on that path and the boundry was marked by a tree just before it. Me and my pal spent a day or two digging out an old button that was buried in the mud and after that played a game where we'd throw the button past the boundry and then "stick it to the man" by going and picking it back up.

Ah.... those heady days of rebellion.

Also used to love it that my back lane was right through the railings from the schoolgrounds. At lunchtime I would simply squeeze through the bars and leg it in my back door so I had plenty of time to load up the Spectrum and play Jet Set Willy for an hour.

Went through my old schoolgrounds the other day (recently knocked down so it's just a huge mud pit) and vaulted the fence into my old lane cause I'm too big to fit through now. I'm sure there was a moment, or something. Was wearing a three-piece suit, for extra style points.
 
 
Jawsus-son Starship
20:57 / 15.08.06
I do the running along thing - on train journeys I pretend I'm either on a motocross bike or inline skates, and grind/ride along the track next to the train, jumping past oncoming trains, narrowly avoiding death.

Does anyone imagine they can make lasers come out of thier eyes? That was a big one when I was a kid. And doing back flips.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
21:19 / 15.08.06
Kali, if you could find a picture of a glace cherry I think it would illustrate my first adventures with make-up. I am much much better at it now of course. These days I blend three different shades of red all over my face for a subtle effect. Crimson under the cheekbones. A pinky-scarlet on the nose for subtle highlights. It looks stunning but it's messy if you want to kiss anyone.

Are there any children out there who were "different" and didn't imagine something or someone running along beside the car? Perhaps you played I-Spy or counted pylons, or something.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
21:27 / 15.08.06
Your wish is my command.

I never did the running-alongside-the-car-thing, although I probably will now.
But I did something similar. Whenever a prominent enough vertical object (like a lamppost) went past, I used to hold my breath or close my eyes. I remember at one point the game got a bit out of hand (in my head) and I used to think that the car would crash if I got a low score. I think it was a way of making long family journey's more exiting.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
21:37 / 15.08.06
I think that everybody ever does that running-alongside-the-car-thing. I know I did. My guy flew when there wasn't much scenery.

Yes! My guy was Spider-Man (he could always jump the gaps anyway). Or sometimes a ninja... later on a skateboarder.

I also seem to recall imagining a giant knife protruding from the side of the car, and the destruction it would cause slicing through everything we drove past.

Everyone did that one too, right?

...


Right?
 
 
Char Aina
21:41 / 15.08.06
i still do both.
 
 
Happy Dave Has Left
21:45 / 15.08.06
Giant knives?

Fuck that, mine was a giant chainsaw, so it would cause destruction even when the car was stopped. Take that pedestrian!
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:01 / 16.08.06
Following this "running alongside the car" theme, I used to believe the Moon was actively chasing me out whenever i went out in a car by night (the sun too, but the sun was not fun to stare at). Not imagine, mind you, but really believe she was trying to catch me, or at least see where I was going.

I miss the wonder of the world through the eyes of a little kid. damn my dad for explaining me the Moon was just very big and very far, thus only seeming to follow us...

btw, I'm better now, though not still 100%
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
18:07 / 16.08.06
So you're not quite full-moon yet? Glad you're feeling better, DM.

Yeah, I think you're right about the childhood sense of wonder. It's why I like visitng my friends who have kids (although I pretend I'm there to see my mates and not their kids, who are much more fun these days). Keeps your mind open, innit?

When I was a kid I used to call black felt-tips (etc) "dark". My Mum spent ages teaching me it was "black" not "dark", then I did Art at school and my teacher told me off for using black paint and said there was no such colour as "black". Can't win, can we?
 
 
Chiropteran
19:10 / 16.08.06
Whenever a prominent enough vertical object (like a lamppost) went past, I used to hold my breath or close my eyes. I remember at one point the game got a bit out of hand (in my head) and I used to think that the car would crash if I got a low score.

Yeah, that's kind of what mine was like, only it was an internalized sense of jumping with some little foot/leg squeezy movements. I kept a vague kind of score, too, so that if I accumulated enough successul jumps, we would be okay when I wasn't able to pay attention. This continued into my 20s, and sometimes even now.

This seemingly near-universal Barbe-phenomenon reminds me of a passage in John Crowely's Little Big, which describes the family dog pacing back and forth in the back of the moving station wagon because (to paraphrase very loosely, since the book's at home) "he couldn't reconcile the perception of moving that fast with not using his legs." I wonder if the whole "obstacle-jumping" thing most of us seem to have done in some form or other is like that at all?

I also walk on my toes (when barefoot).
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
19:25 / 16.08.06
Lepidopteran, that's actually a much better way of describing how I did it. Nice one!

I wonder if this shared experience is to do with our generation's culture. i.e. computer games and cartoons, etc. If so, I wonder if those imaginings of my age-group are more basic becaue we had (e.g) Spectrum's and not (say) Playstations? -- although I have little idea how old you are, so I'm really just thinking off the top of my head.

By the way, I also walk on my toes... It's almost a bit 'Boys from Brazil' scary, aint it? Maybe we're all Midwich Cuckoos?
 
 
Dead Megatron
19:27 / 16.08.06
I like walking upstairways on my toes. It just seem... more effective somehow.
 
 
stabbystabby
04:29 / 17.08.06
errr, ok....

- i used to do math problems in my spare time as a child
- i started reading Dickens in second grade
- i loved Vehicle Voltron much more than Lion Voltron

and, unsurprisingly

- i never kissed a girl till i reached university

On the upside, i found a girl with every Dr Who book ever written and a Dr Who pinball machine, so my geekitude has not gone unloved. We bonded over an appreciation of I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again.

also, i have a soft spot for Jonathan Brandis.
 
 
sorenson
04:49 / 17.08.06
Well, I didn't ever imagine anything running beside the car - does that make me quirky? If not, then perhaps this will: sometimes on a sunny day if I am walking along a fairly straight, even surface, I will pick a shadow up ahead (tree, telephone pole etc) and see if I can walk with my eyes closed until I feel the shadow on my face. The idea is to keep picking shadows further and further away until I am walking quite far with my eyes closed. I haven't bumped into anything yet! I've done this since I was a child, like many of the quirks posted in this thread.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
06:31 / 17.08.06
I used to have an imaginary friend named Bill, whose sole function was to babysit the vast array of stuffed animals I'd accumulated while I went out to do other things.
 
 
Shrug
08:22 / 17.08.06
The only car game I ever played (the only solitary one, at least) involved picking a prominent speck of dirt on the car windscreen or side window and then keeping it above the run of telephone lines/trees/buildings by changing the angle of my head.

I've been trying to think of a more exciting personal childhood quirk but to no avail.

My sister used to spin around to the Wonder Woman theme tune to my great amusement but then again she had the requisite flowing black locks.
 
  

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