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Thank god I'M not american!

Char Aina

22:39 / 25.10.05

i mean, who to choose?
there's the independent candidate, a military man with worrying aspirations but a lovely beard;

...or there's the cool, calm and ever so slightly sinister renaissance man.

who gets your vote?

ibis the being

23:02 / 25.10.05

Are you serious, man?

Thank God you're NOT American, if you would even consider voting for anyone other than Mr. Walken.

Mourne Kransky

23:07 / 25.10.05

Walken can fly and dances well but Zod can neither fly nor dance rhythmically. Yet, with the dark eyed Terence-Stampy beardiness, Zod is the more attractive of the two.

Char Aina

00:05 / 26.10.05

dude, chris is cool, you know?
but he's too cool.
he's totally up to something.
i wouldnt be surprised if the whole of his life he's been playing some elaborate game with all of us in preparation for this one shot at global dominance.
i mean, did you read his site?
he's too good to be true.
he's gotta be working an angle.

at least with zod you are guaranteed a regime of brutal and totalitarian enslavement, y'know?

chris is a wild card, dude.
did you see kalifornia?
those eyes, man!
they are not the eyes of a compassionate man!

Mirror

00:40 / 26.10.05

I'm not sure which of those candidates is more surreal.

Zod's promising universal health care, though...

Char Aina

01:08 / 26.10.05

the general's also wearing a tie.
i think a politician should wear a tie.
i always get nervous when they do that shirtsleeves up, jackets -and-ties-off malarkey.

i'm also veering zod-wards in terms of pretzels.
no son of krypton would choke on a snack, that's for sure.
chris has skills, but he is only human.
there are more pretzels in the world than there are guardian angels.
FACT.

Alex's Grandma

01:14 / 26.10.05

Toksik;

No offence intended, at all, but I'm not totally sure (and I am rather old, ok, but still... ) what possible point you still think you're making with regard to this perpetaul abesue of the the sctotish language.

I sound like a sassaneachhe, I know, full of an insurrmountable fear of havoing a mars bar inserted in anb intimate position, as well as a terminal dread of nessie and culloden and live action role-playing in glen coe or wherebver in full battle armor, the camerons versus the banokburns etc.

Alex's Grandma

01:23 / 26.10.05

bbut even i stil wory.

Char Aina

01:38 / 26.10.05

someonespilledjuice on my keyboard,and now the spacebaronly works occasionally.
also, i am drunk and havent slept properly in 50 odd hours.

why you pretending to be an old lady?

Char Aina

01:45 / 26.10.05

also;
it might be considered good form to spell my name right if you want to make a point about correct use of the english or even, heaven forfend, ra'scotch.

I still worry.

dont worry.
i've got worrying covered for the both of us.
i have more grey hair than you've had colonic irrigation procedure's, matey
missus.
ma'am?
whatever.

toughest, fastest, fatest

08:51 / 26.10.05

We are all the president.

Tryphena Absent

09:31 / 26.10.05

No, we're not all the President.

Gypsy Lantern

09:36 / 26.10.05

No! "Tzadi is not the star", apparently.

Tryphena Absent

10:08 / 26.10.05

I don't get that. Can someone explain it to me please?

I couldn't manage an estimate earlier (it was simple) so I may need brain-help with many things today.

Gypsy Lantern

10:28 / 26.10.05

I don't get that. Can someone explain it to me please?

Sorry, I was being obscenely obscure. The picture above is paraphrasing the 'Book of the Law' with the quote "Every man and woman is a Tsar", obviously being a reference to "Every man and woman is a star".

I was quoting another line of the Book of the Law that says "All these letters of my book are aright, but Tzadi is not the Star". This is, if you accept Crowley's interpretation, the voice of praeterhuman intelligence explaining that the Hebrew letter Tzadi should not be attributed to the tarot card The Star - as in the Golden Dawn attributions - but should instead correctly by attributed to the tarot card The Emperor. Hence Tzadi as in Tsar, Czar, Ceaser, Kaiser, Emperor, etc...

I'll shut up now.

pointless & uncalled for

10:34 / 26.10.05

Is that the most oblique reference ever?

Answers in the quest of formation.

Tryphena Absent

10:42 / 26.10.05

That was quite oblique. I'm sure other things have been obliquer though.

toughest, fastest, fatest

11:28 / 26.10.05

Fairplay Gypsy Lantern

, I havent read any Crowley for a while, I knew, that I knew what you were on about. IYKWIM, er

*shuts up*

*thinks about pun involving tzatziki*

*thinks better of it*

8===>Q: alyn

13:01 / 26.10.05

Zod can neither fly nor dance rhythmically.

What?

Gypsy Lantern

13:14 / 26.10.05

*thinks about pun involving tzatziki*

TARAMASALATA
TRMSLT
Teth - Resh - Mem - Samekh - Lamed - Teth
Serpent - Head - Water - Hand - Ox Goad - Serpent
Strength - Sun - Hanged Man - Temperance - Justice - Strength
Leo - Sun - Water - Sagittarius - Libra - Leo
9 - 200 - 40 - 60 - 30 - 9
348
15
6

TARAMASALATA
TARAMASALATA
TARAMASALATA

666

William Sack

13:24 / 26.10.05

Did you hear about that bloke who used to get his kicks dipping his cock into Greek dips?

He was a houmousexual.

rising and revolving

16:14 / 26.10.05

Shame on you Gypsy. Using Hebrew gematria for a Greek word? Tut tut.

It *obviously* comes out as

TRMSLTA

Tau Rho Mu Sigma Lambda Tau Alpha

300 100 40 200 30 300 1

971

971 = "h anastasiV" or "The Resurrection"

Clearly, this is a sign of the return of the Messiah, rather than the Beast.

I defy your heretical gematria and Hebrew Witchcraft, Gypsy! You've picked your side when the Taramasalata returns! Lo, you'll burn for it!

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