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What's up with the cat outside?

fuckbaked

05:46 / 24.10.05

Ok, so I just got home and as I walked up the driveway a cat walking around my legs a lot and getting in my way whenever I tried to get to my house. I got here eventually.

I think this cat belongs to my neighbor. If it is, then it's been living here for a while and has never tried to get near me before. It could be some other cat.

I'm sort of afraid to be here, because the cat only tried to stop me from walking this way, but not the other way.

unheimlich manoeuvre

06:42 / 24.10.05

fuckbaked, it's probably hungry and/or attention seeking. Do your neighbours both work? Leave on it's own a lot? If you want a friend give hir some food. If not ignore.

06:43 / 24.10.05

I would amend that— if you want a friend potentially forever, give hir some food. If you're not careful, this cat is totally gonna acquire you.

All Acting Regiment

07:46 / 24.10.05

Or just give it a pat on the head. They're quite social and it rubbing you is kind of equivalent to it saying "Hey, Fuckbaked, you're that guy with the things, yup? I love your shit!"

Axolotl

08:24 / 24.10.05

Yes, it was probably just being friendly, give it a stroke.
I miss having cats. The only cat in my neighbourhood is very unfriendly: last time I gave it a stroke it bit me.
However if it all goes to plan when I go home for christmas there will be kittens, which will rock.

We're The Great Old Ones Now

08:37 / 24.10.05

The cat has sensed the change of the seasons. It is now a VIKING cat. It is preparing to pillage your coastline and sow your fields with salt. If you have cat-daughers, lock them away.

You should also consider investing in some mead.

lekvar

08:43 / 24.10.05

I just finished reading the We3 trade, so my suggestion would be: Be very nice and get it whatever it wants. DON"T MAKE IT TELL YOU TWICE, SSSSST!NK!

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

09:35 / 24.10.05

Ha. "Friendly".

IT'S A CAT.

8===>Q: alyn

11:02 / 24.10.05

Shoot it.

pointless & uncalled for

11:20 / 24.10.05

fuckbaked is the chosen one.

He will lead the cats for 40 years to the litter tray.

"Furrier - Let my felines go"

Seen any burning bush recently fuckbaked?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

11:26 / 24.10.05

Pervert.

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

17:41 / 24.10.05

Feed the cat. Then run away. Its probably a food-activated kitty bomb. The new terrorist weapon. People feed the cute homeless cat, then the fifteen pounds of semtex inside it explode, sending shrapnel of bone, fange, and razor-fur flying into innocent bystanders.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

18:02 / 24.10.05

As Perry Farrell once said:
Well if you want a friend,
Feed any animal

Be nice to the kitty. Cats are nice. Just... whatever you do... DON'T TRUST THEM. They are also cunning, wily and probably cleverer than you (they're certainly cleverer than me). I like cats... I respect cats. I get on with cats. I even think cats are way cool. Trust 'em? Fuck no.

A friend of mine had the best idea. He took in a stray, and, as the cat needed a name, he decided "Don't Make Yourself Too Comfortable" was a goer. Best pet name EVAH!!!11!!

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