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Most Eccentric Boss/Supervisor Stories

 
  

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Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
04:41 / 19.10.05
I succeeded on my SAN check. I am blissfully unaware of what you are all saying, rationalizing it sufficiently not to go nuts.

Besides, it could be worse. Gay Cthulhu porn would probably have gotten you arrested.
 
 
fuckbaked
05:53 / 19.10.05
If it's who i'm thinking of he also sacks people on the spot for smelling of perfume or aftershave or anything smelly at all.

What is it with the smell thing?

The smell thing is actually written in the contract you sign when you start work. You are not to smell strongly of anything. He doesn't like it. I think it's because he does so much coke his nostrils have become super powerfull and he can smell all. If you do you get sacked.

Don't know how the scent thing works considering that certain customers appear to take pleasure in not washing or visiting the bog before patronising the establishment (I use bog with a particular emphasis).

I understand the rule about not wearing perfume. If I were a boss, I wouldn't fire people the first few times they came in smelling of perfume (or things that smell like perfume), but I'd certainly tell them to go take a shower and come back to work when they smell better.

I don't know the guy you're talking about, but I can tell you what perfume smells like to me, and maybe that will help you understand. Perfume smells absolutely horrible to me. It is the strongest scent I have ever smelled, as far as I can remember. If it's strong, the perfume scent makes me feel sick, literally, and it makes me feel like I can't breathe. I can't stand to be around it. The smell of poop is quite mild in comparision to the smell of perfume, as is the smell of vomit, and the smell of BO, and the smell of pretty much anything else I've ever smelled. If it's mild or if I don't have to be too near to the person wearing the perfume, I can generally tolerate it for as long as I need to, but it's fucking awful. I don't notice the smell of scented deodorants and stuff like that (well, for the most part. a friend recently gave me some spray on deodorant because I had lost my deodorant again and he was staying at my house, and I couldn't stand to use it). I understand that there are people to whom perfume smells good, and I wish that people who like perfume could understand that there are people to whom the smell of perfume is absolutely horrible. I know I'm in the minority. There are a lot of people that I have met who are in the majority as far as what perfume smells like to them, or what being tickled feels like to them, or whathaveyou, who seem to believe that their expirience of these sensations is some sort of objective expirience that all humans have, and who don't want to believe you when you tell them that what they're doing is hurting you. I'm not accusing you of being one of those people, and I can totally understand how people who are in the majority would think that someone's lying or exaggerating when they try to explain what it's like to be in a sensory minority. I've found perfume to be quite offensive for my entire life (it actually seems to have gotten a bit better as I've gotten older), and I doubt that it has anything to do with drug use in the case of the guy you're talking about (but obviously I don't know anything about him, and I don't really know very much about the long term effects of coke use, so I really shouldn't speculate on his particular sensitivity). I just thought I'd try to explain what perfume smells are like from my perspective. I hope you don't find this rude, as I'm not trying to be rude, but just trying to explain my perspective.

And to comment on the subject of the thread, I don't know why, but I always seem to have bosses that are more normal than I am, or who can at least hide their eccentricities better than I can, and I wish I could have more eccentric bosses.
 
 
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06:37 / 19.10.05
Well, I think a possible objection to perfumes and colognes in the workplace can be summed up nicely be the three words "multiple chemical sensitivities." Or if you prefer one: "allergy." But the fellow sounds quite weird in other ways, as well.

I'm gratified to get so many entertaining stories from people. But I'm really confused by Qalyn's post. Care to break it down a little for me? It's pretty funny without context, in any case.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
13:30 / 19.10.05
Well, my boss's name is Bob Ox. Ox is short for his last name, which has several more syllables, and we call him Ox because there is another Bob there. Ox is... well, it's hard to say if he's actually stupid or if he just did a lot of drugs in the 70s, but he can't keep track of a cup of coffee. That was a memo he wrote about a customer complaint.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
13:40 / 19.10.05
1) I was alone in the office, so I wasn't trying to show off for anyone.
2) As I said, I was quite plainly NOT rubbing one out.
3) In large part I was looking at gay porn.


B-b-but... If you were alone, whose word do we have that you were quite plainly not wanking?

Also,

 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:05 / 19.10.05
There is nothing plain here. Unless, perhaps, we can be given access to the CCTV footage.
 
 
Bear
14:13 / 19.10.05
Do you have to masturbate while looking at porn? What do you class as porn? I mean were people wanking with watching 9 Songs at the cinema? Some people like it for the photography and direction you know!

Anyway I wish I had some funny boss stories but I have nothing apart from that last idiot with his imaginary bar charts.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:19 / 19.10.05
I don't think you have to, but it is at the very least a common enough use to make the use of the adverb in the statement "plainly, I was not masturbating while looking at this porn" questionable in the absence of witnesses.
 
 
Bear
14:23 / 19.10.05
I get your point.

Although this has actually reminded me of someone I worked with who would spend most of the nightshift looking mainly at hand drawn porn of muscular woman. He also ran out of the building and went home on his first day because he didn't think it was going well, he was a little strange.
 
 
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15:08 / 19.10.05
Thanks for the clarification, Qalyn.
 
 
astrojax69
01:32 / 20.10.05
when my boss was initiated (inaugurated? probably 'inducted' i guess) into the royal society, he wore a bat suit.

that is entirely not anomalous behaviour. he's a hoot to work with...
 
 
fuckbaked
16:18 / 20.10.05
Kayfabe's post reminded me of someone I once trained for a nightshift. She wasn't going to be a supervisor (so it's not actually an eccentric boss story), but was going to be working the night shift in a group home for young kids.

It doesn't take 8 hours to train someone on how to stay awake in a house full of sleeping children, especially when they've had other training that should have prepared them for it, so there was a lot of time during which we didn't have anything work-related to do. I am quite used to being the only one awake during these times, and I had books I wanted to read and stuff like that. I also hadn't been warned before she showed up that I was going to be training someone that night, so I wasn't mentally prepared to spend the whole shift sitting around talking to her. But talk she did. She talked and talked and talked and fucking talked. I'd tell her that I wanted some time to read, after having a long conversation, and then if I looked up from my book for 30 seconds (so that I could think about what I was reading) she would just start talking incessantly again.

And it wasn't just that she was talking too much. She had a loud voice, and kept talking about all the drugs she'd done (in the past, supposedly) and the guys she'd had sex with, and I had to keep interrupting her to tell her that the subjects she was bringing up weren't appropriate for that setting because we could possibly be overheard by little kids.

She also told me about how she doesn't much like being alone and likes to spend all her time around other people, which made me think that the job wasn't going to be nearly as fun for her as it is for me (I love to be alone). Not only that, but she had a full time day job that required her to be awake during normal hours, and I couldn't see how she would be able to get enough sleep to work both jobs, unless she only needs 4 hours of sleep per day.

She quickly decided not to continue working there, and I thought it was for the best.
 
 
William Sack
12:28 / 21.10.05
I came across a bloke recently who reckoned his boss tried to kill him. Twice. On the one hand the fellow *had* actually been knocked off his bike by a hit-and-run driver, and had had his house attacked by an arsonist, but on the other he had serious mental health problems and was making some other outlandish accusations against his former employers.
 
  

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