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Another Cthulhu movie being filmed

 
  

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Triplets
17:47 / 14.10.05
Tori spelling filming movie in Tacoma

The polar bear exhibit at the Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium was the setting for a scene between Tori Spelling and Jason Cottle, the picture’s lead.

Her character is a “seductress,” said Grant Cogswell, the Seattle screenwriter who wrote the “Cthulhu” script. Cottle plays a gay college professor from Seattle who returns to his home on the Oregon coast when his mother dies and gets mixed up with a mysterious cult and a sea monster whose name is the title of the movie. The script is based on an H.P. Lovecraft short story, “The Shadow Over Innsmouth” Cogswell said.

Budgeted at $450,000 and directed and co-written by Portland-based filmmaker Dan Gildark, the picture will be shot primarily in Astoria, Ore. and Seattle, Cogswell said. Monday was the only day the production was scheduled to be in Tacoma. Filming began Thursday and is expected to wrap up by the end of this month.

Cogswell said he hopes the picture will be released theatrically sometime next year.
 
 
Ganesh
21:11 / 14.10.05


Polar bears are swimming for R'lyeh.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:26 / 14.10.05
Imagine being the casting director on a Cthulhu movie...

-Are the stars right?
-Look, what the fuck do I pay you for again?
 
 
Shrug
21:42 / 14.10.05
Anyone remember Lurking Fear? That was some perversly entertaining, good bad cinema.
 
 
Triplets
02:14 / 15.10.05
Oh, it gets better:

The horror film in question (scary!) is called Cthulhu, a rather gayed-up reworking of the infamous and indomitable HP Lovecraft story "Shadow over Innsmouth".

The film is currently in production by Seattle’s Arkham Productions. Arkham’s new version features a gay, gay, GAY main character (Russell, played by Jason Cottle, who is not Tori), and Tori Spelling as a horny fish monster from beyond. (Beyond what? Whose to say?) Cara Bruno plays the main character's sexy fish-worshiping sister and delicious Scott Green (Last Days) is a sexy, sexy tow-truck driver.
 
 
Lord Morgue
02:59 / 15.10.05
It won't be a stitch on Dagon.
 
 
gridley
13:29 / 15.10.05
I don't really remember Cthulhu having any part in Shadow Over Innsmouth. Am I wrong?
 
 
Tim Tempest
23:15 / 15.10.05
Okay, in regards to the cast, I have but two comments:

1. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And

2. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Actually, that was one comment, but it was stated twice, to add some sort of effect.

I hope Lovecraft comes back from the dead, haunts/maims everyone involved with the movie, and some guy happens to catch it on tape. That way, it can be both cool, and not gay at the same time.
 
 
Triplets
00:48 / 16.10.05
gridley, it doesn't feature or namecheck Cthulhu anywhere, just run-of-the-mill fish-things that walk like men do.

On re-reading, the second quote is from a camp internet journo who seems to put everything in the context of man-man-lovin'. He's the only one talking about the film as well, apparently. It's probable the film isn't gay porn with incidental tentacle bits, much to Oddman's relief.

From what I've read the film is more of a metaphor for home coming/coming out. Just hope the overall message isn't GAYS ARE TEH SQUAMOUS!1!!
 
 
Lord Morgue
03:57 / 16.10.05
It'll totally be "Queer Eye for the Fish Guy", he'll teach the deep ones to be FABULOUS!
And Cthulhu got dragged into Dagon as well, despite the name coming from another story and another fish-god, it was an Innsmouth adaptation.
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
06:26 / 16.10.05
On reading the (admirably concise) thread summary we became interested in the question of Lovecraft's grave. My girlfriend bet me that Googling for the same would be more likely to produce results for some ropey old metal band... and so it proved.

Happily, some helpful person on the same results page did go to the trouble of taking a photo of the genuine article:



Just out of frame are the two dozen Goths who no doubt had to be scraped off the poor sucker's last resting place before our correspondent could get a shot.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
18:20 / 17.10.05
Is this one well known, then?

Movie, that is, not grave.
 
 
Rawk'n'Roll
20:39 / 17.10.05
My dad was working on a Cthulu-inspired script some time ago... I must ask him what happened with it.
100% sure this isn't it... there's no dominatrix sexual fetishizing. My dad. What a card.
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
07:56 / 18.10.05
I can't read the headstone properly, does it say: "I am Providence"?

If it does I will find that feintly disturbing.
 
 
gridley
15:55 / 18.10.05
Not quite so disturbing as one might immediately suspect. He is speaking (I believe) of his hometown: Providence, Rhode Island.

The quote is from a letter he wrote to his friend James Morton in 1926:

"The people of a place matter absolutely nothing to me except as components of the general landscape & scenery. . . . My life lies not in among people but among scenes—my local affections are not personal, but topographical & architectural. . . . It is New England I must have—in some form or other. Providence is part of me—I am Providence."
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
19:32 / 18.10.05
Still...

Gah. There have been no good Lovecraft movies.

"From Beyond", "Dagon", "The Necronomicon"...

...all crap. All porn.

The greatest Lovecraft movie of all time was John Carpenter's "In the Mouth of Madness", and it was only BASED off Lovecraft.

Old Howard Phillips is twisting in his grave, all squamous and requiring SAN checks to imagine.
 
 
gridley
20:24 / 18.10.05
Gah. There have been no good Lovecraft movies.

I always thought the 1970 version of Dunwich Horror was pretty good. Definitely captured a lot of the crucial Lovecraft elements.

And Re-Animator is brilliant even though the plot and tone are a radical departure from the original stories.
 
 
Essential Dazzler
20:20 / 02.05.06
Trailer here:

The polar bears are cute.

Doesn't seem like the bleakest movie I've ever seen, and that's surely missing the point of Lovecraft.
 
 
Hydra vs Leviathan
16:22 / 04.05.06
Just hope the overall message isn't GAYS ARE TEH SQUAMOUS!1!!

But Tori Spelling (who, I was at least under the general impression, is at least visually female) is an evil, and apparently "horny" Deep One - so it's probably more WOMEN ARE TEH SQUAMOUS!!!1! BUT TEH GAYS CAN RESIST THEIR EVIL EMBRACES OF DOOM! HA! GOOD MANLY GAYS PWM STINKY FISHY WOMEN!!!123!!!

Which is an interesting twist on Lovecraft's (and, implicitly, most horror cinema's) misogyny, to say the least... but really sounds more like a bad comedy sketch...

At least it's not Cthulhu as tentacle hentai...
 
 
Foust is SO authentic
00:59 / 05.05.06
gridley, it doesn't feature or namecheck Cthulhu anywhere, just run-of-the-mill fish-things that walk like men do.

Check out the trailer. It is indeed called "Cthulhu."
 
 
Triplets
06:25 / 05.05.06
Cthulhu is just for brand value, shirley. It's Innsmouth with extra Ursus maritimus.

If we do get a decent CGIthulu as the End Boss, though, I won't complain.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:22 / 06.05.06
I'd rather call Lovecraft "gynophobic" than "misogynistic"- women don't actually get a bad deal in his stories, they rarely appear at all!
 
 
Hydra vs Leviathan
15:27 / 06.05.06
I'd rather call Lovecraft "gynophobic" than "misogynistic"- women don't actually get a bad deal in his stories, they rarely appear at all!

True to some extent, although tbh the same could be said of most sci-fi/fantasy/horror writers, certainly of that period and probably even today...

there's a thin line between misogyny and gynophobia tho (which is sort of what i was alluding to - i was partly thinking of one gay man i know who is seriously, pathologically gynophobic (he can't enter a room if there is women's underwear in it), and the archetype/stereotype in many cultures of gay men as more manly/masculine than straight men, because they want man-sex, not woman-sex)...

I guess i was mostly thinking of the one Lovecraft story i can think of which has a *major* female character, "The Thing on the Doorstep", in which the female character is not only evil, but actually not really female, because her body is being inhabited through sorcery by an evil man (and part of the plot revolves around "him" needing to occupy a male body again to achieve his magic(k)al goals - because a woman's body/brain "isn't good enough"), and also the others such as "The Dreams in the Witch House" and "The Dunwich Horror" where women, as witches, are the vessels/progenitors of the evil forces from outside time etc etc (altho there are at least an equal number of male sorcerors in HPL who do likewise, but with the women i get the impression that, i dunno, somehow it's their "femaleness"/female fertility or lack/deformity thereof that at least partly forms their "evilness")...

(anyway, this probably belongs in the "Does anyone still read Lovecraft?" thread...)
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
17:22 / 06.10.06
Late to this party, but


Gah. There have been no good Lovecraft movies.


is wrong:

this is freakin' awesome, especially considering it's a labour of love.

I'm 99% sure it doesn't have a thread here, which astounds me. It's the ultimate DIY movie, made by the ultimate Lovecraft geeks. Guaranteed to knock the pants off this terrible-looking new mess.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
17:43 / 06.10.06
I rented this waaaaay back in March and loved it. Good call, Matt.

It's even better because it's all silent.

And I really really really want to be a member of the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society.
 
 
Spaniel
19:33 / 06.10.06
That does look like fun, but sadly it's not coming to a cinema - or indeed a video shop, I should imagine - any timewhere near me any time soon.

I'd like to see something a bit more, er, conventional too.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
19:42 / 06.10.06
I think you can order it.
 
 
Spaniel
20:06 / 06.10.06
Ah, yes. Off of the interwebnet you mean?

I'm so old fashioned.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:52 / 06.10.06
Well, I am too. I rented it for God's sake. I don't even have a Netflix account....
 
 
grant
01:57 / 10.10.06


Cthulhu who??
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
14:01 / 10.10.06
If you've seen The Piano, you wouldn't need to ask about the Kietel/Cthulu connection.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
00:05 / 15.10.06
After watching Keitel and Hunter ferret around each others' nether regions, squamous was pretty much how I was feeling...
 
 
Hydra vs Leviathan
11:39 / 19.10.06
Any more news on this?
 
 
deja_vroom
14:24 / 21.10.06
The best lovecraftian movie ever done is Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey". It is not a lovecraftian movie in the sense that it borrows from the Mythos, but that it shares a lot of concepts with what Jorge Luis Borges called "cosmic anguish": The ultimate fact that we're just flea-sized, helpless, shortsighted creatures crawling upon the skin of something (the Cosmos/the ultimate reality etc) much larger than we can ever fathom.

Actually, upon reading Arthur Clarke's notes on making the movie, one can find many entries that corroborate this connection: Lovecraft is actually cited in the texts as a big source of inspiration, and Clarke says they had many a hearty laugh thinking up scenes such as "featureless dark shiny pyramids being escorted by Irish cops" through New York streets in open cars, as ambassadors who knows where from.

In the movie, humans are as defenseless against the God-like entities that created the Stargate as they would be against the Old Ones, and the Stargate sequence itself hits a lot of perfect lovecraftian notes: The light effects are attempting to translate what is basically an experience adequately "beyond words", "unnamable"; I look at those lights and think "The Dreams of The Witch House", or "The Color Out Of Space" (the friggin' colors out of space people);

Frozen shots of Dave Bowman's face show that he's taking in much more than his brain can hold. He collapses and most likely goes mad from the experience (when the fireworks end his face is shown shaking inside his helmet);

Lovecraftian entities cannot be described most of the time. If someone would ever try to translate that type of hierophanic experience, it would be best for them to stick to abstraction. Now, by the end of the Stargate sequence one can even discern what could perfectly be, say, Yog-Sothoth in a "real" Lovecraft-based movie: In "2001", we see gigantic structures with plasma-like "bodies", oozing slowly against the black backdrop of space (Kubrick did the right thing yet again, going micro to suggest the macro: filming microscopic chemical reactions as they happened, he got some surrealistic, slowly moving blurs that have a slow cadence to them, some strange gravitas that, coupled with the music (and our knowledge that Bowman's pod would be just a microdot in that place), helps building a sense of dread and awe;

Gyorgy Ligetti would have been *my* choice of music for a lovecraftian movie. Those scary disembodied voices that start chanting when the black monolith shows up could have been lifted straight from the descriptions of Azathoth's chamber. And, by the way - a black monolith showing up on Earth aeons before man showed up? How much more lovecraftian does it have to be? (What was that thing again with a shiny trapezohedron in one of Lovecraft's stories? Too lazy to look up now);

There are many more points of contact. The Discovery is adequately "non-euclidean": The astronauts pop from trapdoors in the ceiling, turn leftwise on the air and "climb" stairs in angles that make no sense (scenes filmed in a giant rotating wheel to create disorientation in the audience - and it works); the mainframes are half-circles that could have been used by the librarians of Yith etc.

In the end, the only thing that prevents "2001" from being a perfect lovecraftian movie is the ending, which is optimistic and uplifting (I can't recall any movie character ever to finish a story better than astronaut Dave Bowman does). But still is the closest serious cinematic rendering that we have from Lovecraft's vision - that I know of.
 
 
Chiropteran
16:35 / 21.10.06
the ending, which is optimistic and uplifting

Unless the Star Baby is hungry...
 
  

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