Mr. Phox, we have a butt working now. A real butt. Like, pubes for eye brows he's such a butthead. Fortunately, he'll be getting fired soon. Oddly enough, someone came in the other day and looked at me quite confused. "Howdy! Can I help you with something?" was what I said when he entered. Then he suddenly looked, well, scared. "Is... something wrong?"
"Where's... Adam?"
"Oh, Adam doesn't work on Saturdays anymore. I'm Daynah. It's nice to meet you. Are you a subscriber?"
"Uuh... usually Adam doesn't uuh... say anything."
Then it hits me. This guy is frightened by me because I'm being polite so I ponder over what Adam would do, turn around and ignore him and play solitare until he finishes his business of wandering around and asks for his box.
Quite an odd scene. Usually I get the "Jeeze... you're a whole lot more polite than the... what's that guy's name? you know... the creepy one with the colorful shirts? Yeah, Adam."
And those were some great ideas Quantum! We "sell" RPG books. As in, we have three collecting dust in the corner because a comic book store "should" have them, but the owner hates RPGs. One of the other employees plays D&D and he and his crew actually started cleaning up the back room (a feat in itself, but we might still get some odd new STD started from dust, who knows) to play D&D in, it's really nice. I wonder if we could get that room up even nicer so that other RPGs could play there... ponder.
And I'll definately sabotauge certain characters.
Would a mailing list be useful or an annoyance? I know I often just kinda delete all the mailing lists I get out of my inbox before I get them, even if I did intentionally sign up going, "Oh I know I'll read that!" |