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Sweet fuckaroo, I'm bored!

GogMickGog

11:23 / 06.10.05

Nmmm..

I don't mean to sound self-involved, but life is boring me horribly at the moment, and not even in that fabulous Wildean way; It's all "loan cheque" this, and "break-up" that, a smidgeon of "disappointing under-achievement" tucked in on the side.

Do any barbeloids have any genuine 100% time-killers they could recommend,garuanteed to erase my ennui? What do you do when the chips are down and the world seems to have your cojones in a clamp?

Please help...

Onanism.

Take up law and help Haus prove his innocence?

The Strobe

11:38 / 06.10.05

Drink.

Alternatively, if you've tried/are trying this and it's not working, why not try:

Don't Drink.

Triplets

11:39 / 06.10.05

Download this, or pretty much any game in that thread.

fuckbaked

11:40 / 06.10.05

click this link, if you haven't already

ZF!

11:42 / 06.10.05

I kill kittens

www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

Try to beat 4002.

Z

agvvv

11:42 / 06.10.05

Starcraft

Loomis

11:44 / 06.10.05

You can always go ... downtown.

Spatula Clarke

11:56 / 06.10.05

Get somebody relatively famous wound up by not saying anything nasty about one of their relatives, but making them think that you have.

Jack Vincennes

11:59 / 06.10.05

Go to the gym. Even if you discover that boredom is better than pain, you've still come out ahead.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

12:00 / 06.10.05

Run through Parliament Square shouting 'JIHAD!!' at the top of your voice and waving your arms about frantically.

When you are arrested (if not shot dead in the street - which will really do the trick, and you'll never be bored again), calmly explain that your dog is called ' Jihad' and has run off.

Evil Scientist

12:25 / 06.10.05

Urban Dead my friend. Check out the zombie apocalypse over on Games.

It's not just a game it's a way of life.

Ganesh

12:27 / 06.10.05

Win yourself a cheap tray.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:34 / 06.10.05

Money $hot- interestingly, my dear departed dog was nearly called "Jihad". Fortunately, my then-girlfriend wouldn't let me. Could have caused all sorts of problems these days.

Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

13:17 / 06.10.05

This should cheer you up, or at least make you glad you're not him!!

http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm

Jub

13:29 / 06.10.05

[threadrot]

I recently wrote to the DVLA to see if I could buy the number plate J1 HAD but it doesn’t exist. Apparently there are all sorts of number plates which are not allowed and J1HAD was one of them. The letter the DVLA wrote to me suggested a deep dark underworld of licence plates which they had banned to prevent social mayhem.

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