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Sell OUT????!!!!

Tryphena Absent

13:38 / 05.10.05

I have sold my sugar-daddy, the television and radio broadcaster J*hn Hu*phr*ys out to the feds. Who will help me hide from his British Broadcasting minions? They have rulers and possibly kitchen knives.

Quantum

13:44 / 05.10.05

You can't hide from TEH BBC! They have vans that can pinpoint you from hundreds of metres, and journos in flak vests, and the Paxman (he MAKES peace, Equaliser stylee) and the Eastenders and.. well just run, Nina, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Mourne Kransky

13:46 / 05.10.05

You could easily find somewhere in BBc4 to hide. Nobody ever goes there but me.

Mon Oncle Ignatius

13:48 / 05.10.05

I thought I'd seen you on QI, Xoc...

Quantum

13:55 / 05.10.05

No, that's Hugh Laurie. I mean, the Fry guy (so easy to confuse the two, like those Ronnies).

Mon Oncle Ignatius

14:00 / 05.10.05

Ah yes, the Super Fry guy. As you say, it's so difficult to tell them apart. In a dark room. On TV.

Have you ever watched Stephen Fry on acid? Weird. or should I say, weirder.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

14:01 / 05.10.05

Um... I hate to be pedantic, but there's no third * in J*hn H*mphrys.

Tryphena Absent

14:05 / 05.10.05

I think I know how to spell my sugar daddy's name the Ukranian way. thankyouverymuch.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

14:06 / 05.10.05

...or evem J*hn Hu*phrys.

Damn. I knew I was gonna fuck that post up.

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:09 / 05.10.05

Have you ever watched Stephen Fry on acid?

He told me he'd only had "a pair of pints and a few lines of Boutros", but I knew he was acting too strangely for that...

Sax

14:10 / 05.10.05

Yeah, and he just thinks you're watching him. He gets like that.

Mon Oncle Ignatius

14:13 / 05.10.05

He told me he'd only had "a pair of pints and a few lines of Boutros", but I knew he was acting too strangely for that...

These fiends can be crafty about their vices, so I hear. Especially on BBC4, which is the nothing but bastard daughter of BBC2 after all, and home to all manner of intellectual depravity now Channel 4 has sold out to HBO. You'll see all manner of malarkey in the nether regions of digital TV, I'll wager. Heimat, for example. Ohhhhhh, tut.

Mourne Kransky

14:50 / 05.10.05

Big tut. Heimat hit the rocks when Barbara Windsor was written out. She was inspiring as the wife of the local Gauleiter.

See how ruthless H*mphrys can be when he's disappointed in love, Nina. If I were you I'd be perfecting my Alan Yentob impersonation and trying to blend into an old Arena rerun. He always wore lovely Manolos. Had such dainty little feet. You'd be a shoo-in.

Cherielabombe

20:02 / 05.10.05

J*hn H*mphr**s is a sell out I'm watching him right now on UK Gold!!

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