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Dolphins sing the Batman theme!

 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
02:04 / 05.10.05
So some scientists have managed to teach dolphins to sing the theme from 'Batman,' making them the first animals other than humans to recognize and reproduce rhythms. Even cooler, they did it spontaneously- the original experiment only involved getting them to recognize rhythms, but one of the dolphins copied a rhythm it was being played on its own.

I'm not entirely sure what all the implications of this are, but it does open the window for killer dolphins with poison darts picking off swimmers while singing the 'Mission: Impossible' theme.
 
 
Sjaak at the Shoe Shop
06:43 / 05.10.05
Or do covert operations against humans using the theme from 'Jaws', cleverly shifting the blame to the usual suspects
 
 
MJ-12
10:54 / 05.10.05
That article is worthless without sound files.
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
11:46 / 05.10.05
Singing ninja dolphins, I'll not sleep tonight.
 
 
aluhks SMASH!
23:53 / 05.10.05
How about the Thai Elephant Orchestra?
 
 
Lord Morgue
09:10 / 07.10.05
Oh god no. It took me two months to get "So Long And Thanks For All The Fish" out of my head...
 
 
A fall of geckos
11:01 / 07.10.05
I now have an image in my head of the Katrina freed dolphins swimming off into the distance whistling the Littlest Hobo themetune...
 
 
distractile
21:32 / 07.10.05
There are sound samples here, although their availability seems a bit flakey. And I'm damned if I can hear the Batman theme in them ... although they are meant to be very high-speed and -frequency.
 
 
Cat Chant
12:55 / 20.10.05
Fear of Muesli, your topic title can be sung to the tune of "Camptown Races" and is therefore potentially a winning tabloid headline.

Sorry. I have nothing on-topic to say, except that inter-species communication is good. (Isn't it? Or did I miss a debate and is it just vast cultural imperialism?)
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
19:41 / 20.10.05
Geckos, that's so sad. Now I'm going to be depressed, my life brightened only by images of dolphins swimming around helping little children who have to win the big fishing competition in order to secure their father's approval, or batting the bottom of the boat to ensure that the shy protagonist meets his girl.

Littlest Hobo was cool. He was a meddler, but he was a cool meddler. And he was on after "My Secret Identity"...

...and now I'm just getting really dated TV references in my head...
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
19:43 / 20.10.05
...wait. It just occured to me.

Triple backwards somersault through the hoop while batting a football and whistling "The Star Spangled Banner" translates to "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

What does swimming about and spontaneously singing bits of the Batman theme song mean? What do the dolphins know that we DON'T?

(I'll shut up now)
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:39 / 21.10.05
Holy underwater opera, Batman!

Now, if they learn how to write folk rock lyrics, the dolphins can totally replace Bob Dylan
 
 
matthew.
01:35 / 24.10.05
I can just see these killer dolphins with lazer beams attached to their heads wandering around the ocean just looking for poor schmucks.

Some guy on a boat by himself, is singing off-tune... the dolphin emerges from the foam and the waves like a grey Venus, and he says, "Dude, you're fucking off-key and now you're offed" BLAM or ZAP and goodbye fisherman.

Duh-duh-dunh!
 
 
SiliconDream
13:48 / 27.10.05
It's only the two-note "Bat-maaaaan" bit that they sing, apparently. Which doesn't mean they're incapable of doing more, of course, but that's what was tested for.

BTW, when they say "first nonhuman animal shown to do [insert cool acoustic thing here]" they usually mean first nonhuman mammal. Birds are generally accepted as being able to do virtually any acoustic trick--mimicry, rhythm/frequency contour learning, etc.--while mammals are not. And it's usually dolphins that provide the "First nonhuman mammal shown to do it" paper, as much because of the amount of acoustic research done on them as because of inherent dolphin coolness. The first studies demonstrating acoustic mimicry were also on dolphins IIRC, but we now know that, for instance, a zoo elephant was capable of mimicking (quite closely) a passing truck.
 
 
Dead Megatron
20:02 / 03.11.05
Yeah, singing cyborg killer dolphins are the future of warfare. It is the beggining of a new arms-race that will not end until they create an opera tenor hunckback-whale carrying nukes
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
06:03 / 04.11.05
And mice can sing too!

I love the Guardian for illustrating this story with the Bagpuss picture. When I heard it on the radio that was (obviously) the first thing I thought of.
 
  
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