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Uh-oh! A thread for hats, trousers and potential comedic embarrassment

 
  

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Mon Oncle Ignatius
20:36 / 03.10.05
You can at the Rochester Castle and probably most other Wetherspoons pubs right now - they've got a cider and perry promotion on. Oddly enough, a local black metaller was seen secreting two very large bottles of the stuff about his person when departing, but as he had a voluminous denim jacket, there wasn't the same level of comedy possible, sad to say.
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
08:39 / 04.10.05
It's a nigh scientific fact that crotch holes are more likely to occur the closer ones underwear resembles a dayglo thong.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
08:46 / 04.10.05
Stealing perry? Is there nothing those crazy Satan-worshippers won't do?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
09:24 / 04.10.05
Stealing is perhaps a bit strong a term... more smuggling out of the pub without the staff seeing. But those Goth-Metalheads can be a bit wild sometimes, y'know?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:35 / 04.10.05
You mean... removing from the premises alcohol that had already been paid for? WWWWAAAAAGGGGHHHH! Whirlwind death-rattle! METAL!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
09:56 / 04.10.05
A \m/ is called for here, I think.

His house is quite the Goffic Gaff - complete with (nice) black dog with suitably Nordic moniker, red or black walls, a coffin, plus skulls and chains everywhere as decorative motifs. It would be the very best place to have the vicar turn up to tea in a sitcom and sit uncomfortably discussing the tea party at the vicarage or some other Anglican function. Quite how that could be engineered would perhaps involve some mind-boggling - but that's where the comedy comes in. It'd have to be some kind of relative coming to visit, indeed.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:06 / 04.10.05
The Gothic Caff, on the other hand, is a good idea that's waiting to happen.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:12 / 04.10.05
(nice) black dog with suitably Nordic moniker

If 'tis the Nordic dog I'm thinking you speak of, he is indeed a nice doggy. (This barbarian thing's getting out of hand).
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
10:54 / 04.10.05
The Gothic Caff, on the other hand, is a good idea that's waiting to happen.

Yes indeed - but they'll only serve black coffee, black (vege) pudding and black-eye peas. To bumbling vicars with holes in their trouser crotches.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:01 / 04.10.05
I once went to a goth party at my then-girlfriend's house, and they served a black salad. It was fucking horrid. Mind you, a friend of mine did manage to execute an impressive falling-down (with twist) maneouvre while being violently sick, and managed to completely cover several goths in spew, while entirely missing everybody else. The relationship didn't last long.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
11:56 / 04.10.05
Was the vomit black too though? Anyhow, hardcore Goths would revel in being covered in vomit, wouldn't they?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:15 / 04.10.05
You'd certainly think that, wouldn't you...
 
 
mondo a-go-go
14:40 / 04.10.05
"The Gothic Caff, on the other hand, is a good idea that's waiting to happen."

"Yes indeed - but they'll only serve black coffee, black (vege) pudding and black-eye peas."


And the gothomelette.

Presumably it would be next to a church, to enable picnicking in the graveyard, not to mention more opportunities for comedy mishaps to occur in front of the vicar...
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
15:11 / 04.10.05
mmmm. Omelette. Nice.

It could also be in the church of course, converted or otherwise.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:39 / 04.10.05
"Oh no, we've got here just in time for Evensong and the vicar absolutely can't abide Satanists..."
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:14 / 04.10.05
"...quick, lads and lasses, let's put on these chorister's oufits over our studs and leather and sneak in to where the choir is just supposed to start singing so ze doesn't find out about them being struck by freak malevolent lightning in their minibus!"
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:57 / 04.10.05
"Oh... the, er, the goat? Well, you see, it's, erm... it's... it's for the Harvest Festival, you see. Yes. the Harvest Festival".
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
08:47 / 05.10.05
"Oh! Isn't that the Harvester Of Sorrow festival...?" *sound of stamping on foot and muffled yelp*
 
 
mondo a-go-go
14:57 / 05.10.05
Hmmm, I saw a guy wearing a "TEAM SATAN" t-shirt at the Morning Bride gig that was in a church, making no efforts to cover it up, unlike a friend of ours who went to that Medieval Babes gig in the same church and had to cover up his "SATAN INSIDE" Pentium spoof t-shirt when he was talking to the vicar...
 
  

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