Laundrette link

I did have the pleasure of listening to an Irish comedian called Des Bishop being interviewed in a laundromat once. Well either that or he was indulging a very inquisitive fan.

iamus

23:34 / 29.09.05

You put 20 pees in the machine? Well, no wonder the pants are still wet! You must have been drinking a shitload. Didn't they throw you out on your arse for that?

The Falcon

01:11 / 30.09.05

And how do you individuate between twenty wee pees and one big intermittent one?

iamus

02:00 / 30.09.05

Well, for the one large, intermittent pee I suppose you would have to get it to back up after each skoosh, involving lots of clenching, discomfort and leg-crossing.

20 wee pees would each have to be totally self-contained and satisfying bursts of relief. Pop pissing, if you will.

iamus

02:01 / 30.09.05

I'm still at a loss as to how you'd get away with either at your local laundrette.

electric monk

02:04 / 30.09.05

Pop pissing

That's the working title for George's next book, isn't it?

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