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Unconditional Love
18:14 / 22.09.05
Health Benefits of Masturbation
1) Having at least two orgasms a week can increase your life span. Every time you reach orgasm, the hormone DHEA (Dehydroepiandrosterone) increases in response to sexual excitement and ejaculation. DHEA can boost your immune system, repair tissue, improve cognition, keep skin healthy, and even work as an anti-depressant.
2) Orgasms boost infection-fighting cells up by 20% according to gynecologist Dr. Dudley Chapman. Orgasm boosts levels of T3 and T4 lymphocyte cells - a type of white blood cell which produces antibodies. Psychologists at Wilkes University in Pennsylvania found that students who had regular sexual activity had a third higher levels of IgA (immunoglobulin A - an antibody which boosts the immune system and keeps you healthy).

3) The hormone oxytocin secretes within your body whenever you engage in sexual activity. Because of this secretion, endorphins (hormone-like chemicals that bear a close functional resemblance to morphine) are released. Studies have shown that a rise in oxytocin levels can relieve pain; everything from headaches, cramps and overall body aches.

4) Both testosterone and estrogen levels experience a boost through regular sexual activity. Testosterone does more than just boost your sex drive, it can help fortify bones and muscles, and keep your heart in good working condition as well. In women, sexual activity increases estrogen levels, which protects them against heart disease.

5) For men, masturbation or regular sex is good for the prostate and can prevent painful prostate blockage. Storing seminal fluids for long periods can also cause prostate congestion, which in turn can lead to urinary and ejaculatory pain. Regular ejaculations can help ward off this condition, also called nonspecific prostatitis and, for obvious reasons, "sailor's disease" and "priest's disease."


"It is understood that most people begin masturbating when reaching adolescence. Many scholarly and clinical studies have been done on the matter, and many informal surveys have asked the question. A 2004 survey by Toronto magazine NOW was answered by an unspecified number of thousands. [1] The results show that an overwhelming majority of the males – 81% – began masturbating between the ages of 10 and 15. Among females, the same figure was a more modest majority of 55%. It is not uncommon however to begin much earlier, and this is more frequent among females: 18% had begun by the time they turned 10, and 6% already by the time they turned 6. Being the main outlet of child sexuality, masturbation has been observed in very young children. In the book Human Sexuality: Diversity in Contemporary America, by Strong, Devault and Sayad, the authors point out, "A baby boy may laugh in his crib while playing with his erect penis (although he does not ejaculate). Baby girls sometimes move their bodies rhythmically, almost violently, appearing to experience orgasm."

According to the Canadian survey of Now magazine readers cited above, the frequency of masturbation declines after the age of 17. This decline is more drastic among females, and more gradual among males. While females aged 13-17 masturbated almost once a day on average (and almost as often as their male peers), adult women only masturbated 8-9 times a month, compared to the 18-22 among men. It is also apparent that the ability to masturbate declines with age. Adolescent youths report being able to masturbate to ejaculation six or more times per day, while men in middle age report being hard pressed to ejaculate even once per day, on a daily basis. The survey does not give a full demographic breakdown of respondents, however, and the sexual history of respondents to this poll, who are readers of an urban Toronto lifestyle magazine, may not extend to the general population.

In part this is due to the fact that females are less likely to masturbate while in a sexual relationship than men. Both sexes occasionally engage in this activity, however, even when in sexually active relationships (or happily married). In general, individuals of either sex who are not in sexually active relationships tend to masturbate more frequently than those who are."

"It is being increasingly recognised in mental health circles that masturbation can relieve depression and lead to a higher sense of self worth. Masturbation can also be particularly useful in relationships where one partner wants more sex than the other—in which case masturbation provides a balancing effect and thus a more harmonious relationship.

Both from the standpoint of avoiding unwanted pregnancy and that of avoiding sexually transmitted diseases, masturbation is the safest of sexual practices. There is no credible scientific or medical evidence that manual masturbation is damaging to either one's mental or physical health.

Men whose penis has suffered "an invasive procedure, blunt trauma or injury during intercourse"[2] may suffer later in life from Peyronie's disease. Phimosis is "a contracted foreskin (that) may cause trouble by hurting when an attempt is made to pull the foreskin back"[3]. In either of these cases, any overly aggressive manipulation of the penis can be problematic.

Contrary to popular myth, masturbation does not cause blindness. There is some basis, however, to the myth: zinc is required both to transport vitamin A from the liver to the retina and is excreted in relatively high amount in semen. Thus, it is not inconceivable that in zinc-deficient or vitamin A-deficient environments excessive masturbation could have caused night blindness.

The only side-effects recorded are that repeated masturbation may result in tiredness or soreness, which tend to make repeated masturbation self-limiting in any case, and that the volume of ejaculate is temporarily reduced in men after multiple ejaculations until normal seminal volume is regained in a day or so. Nevertheless, people from a socially conservative or religious background and other sensitive persons may experience feelings of guilt during or after masturbation.

Solitary masturbation carries no risk of pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases. Masturbation with a man and a woman can result in pregnancy only if semen contacts the vulva. Any masturbation with a partner can theoretically result in transmission of sexually transmitted disease by contact with bodily fluids, and such contact should be avoided with any partner whose disease status is uncertain. Objects inserted into the vagina or anus should be clean and of a kind that will not scratch or break. Care should be taken not to fully insert anything into the anus—any object used should have a flared or flanged base; otherwise retrieval can require a visit to the emergency room. Most modern dildos and anal plugs are designed with this feature.

In 1994, when the first woman appointed US Surgeon General, Dr. Joycelyn Elders, mentioned as an aside that perhaps it ought to be mentioned in school curricula that masturbation was safe and healthy, she was forced to resign, with opponents asserting that she was promoting the teaching of how to masturbate. Many believe this was the result of her long history of promoting controversial viewpoints and not due solely to her public mention of masturbation.

On July 16, 2003, an Australian research team led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council published a medical study [4] which concluded that frequent masturbation by males may help prevent the development of prostate cancer. The study also indicated that this would be more helpful than ejaculation through sexual intercourse because intercourse can transmit diseases that may increase the risk of cancer instead. Another study came to similar conclusions in April 2004"-wikipedia.org

Drawn from a google search on the medical benefits of masterbation.
 
 
Quantum
18:31 / 22.09.05
Wow! You're so right! I'm leaving my girlfriend right now!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:41 / 22.09.05
I demand an in-depth analysis of the presence of pthalates in most commercially available candles, and the risk posed by these if the candle should come into contact with a mucus membrane.
 
 
w1rebaby
18:43 / 22.09.05
Clearly candle-proportioned condoms are called for here.
 
 
Papess
18:53 / 22.09.05
8 or 9 times a months!?

Yikes, I am way abnormal.
 
 
Unconditional Love
18:58 / 22.09.05
To increase the charge of sigilisation why not consider using a vibrator.

It is a common fallacy that vibrators are only for women. Even though men usually do not have the same difficulty in achieving orgasm that women often do, a vibrator can provide great stimulation on the head, shaft and base of the penis, as well as the testicles and anus can all be stimulated enjoyably. Some men find that the vibrator is great to massage the area underneath the scrotum as they give themselves manual stimulation. This can produce a fantastic orgasm. Vibrators can even help some men that can't get an erection to have an orgasm. There are vibrators that are made exclusively for men which include vibrating sleeves and vibrating penis rings. Anal vibrators can be enjoyed by both men and women. With the exception of the clitoral strap-on women's vibrator, most of the various vibrators can be used for male stimulation and sexual enhancement.

male vibrations

instructions for women and couples link from the page.
 
 
Saint Keggers
19:02 / 22.09.05
Now I have Good Vibrations by the Beach Boys stuck in my head.

Oddly enough...it just ruins the mood.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:07 / 22.09.05
Can we talk about male chastity belts now?
 
 
■
19:16 / 22.09.05
A baby boy may laugh in his crib while playing with his erect penis

For any given value of "erect" which equals or is less than "not at all", of course.
 
 
Billuccho!
20:28 / 22.09.05
Now I have Good Vibrations by the Beach Boys stuck in my head.

Oh, you too?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:38 / 22.09.05
A baby boy may laugh in his crib while playing with his erect penis

TO THE BARBARIAN WISDOM THREAD WITH YOU. NOW!!!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
22:16 / 22.09.05
I don't think I know how to masterbate. Would somebody pleese teech me?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:18 / 22.09.05
The research indicates that the more you wank while you're young, the greater the benefit, particularly to the health of your prostate, when you're older. There are no negatives. It's all positive. Wank away. And the point is to have emissions of seminal fluid, so jumping someone's bones is just as effective as the solo stuff, in health terms, as long as you don't catch anything or impregnate anyone with those spunky little spermatozoa (that means you, Sax).
 
 
Papess
22:22 / 22.09.05
For Qa Lyn
 
 
Papess
22:25 / 22.09.05
WARNING: That last post I made doesn't link to anything "not work safe" directly, but the rest of the site may not be very cool with the boss.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
22:39 / 22.09.05
Oh. I don't think I understood what this thread was about.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:33 / 22.09.05
I think that stuff about masturbation is meant to make us cry. I'm really not sure, but it was terribly important to someone.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:44 / 22.09.05
I thought it made baby jebus cry?
 
 
HCE
03:23 / 23.09.05
Qalyn, stooping to spelling jokes? Or stuping?
 
 
Evil Scientist
06:45 / 23.09.05
Christ, I've gone blind!
 
 
Loomis
07:30 / 23.09.05
I thought it made baby jebus cry?

No, it makes him laugh in his crib, just like the others.
 
 
Loomis
07:34 / 23.09.05
By the way, can someone please moderate the summary? Maybe I'm being an anal vibrator but I can't accept masturbation spelled incorrectly in a thread devoted to the subject.

-Insert eyesight joke here-
 
 
Unconditional Love
09:40 / 23.09.05
Masturbation forum

Becoming comfortable with masturbation, your body and your sexuality is the first step toward a healthy, fulfilling sexual life.

quote from the above website.

Something i find very disturbing is how by some people solo froms of sexuality are looked down upon as if in someway inferior to more social forms of sexuality.

Its an intresting mentality that often developes with schooling and the attendent peergroup taunting and the trials and tribulations of puberty.

Everbody it seems is expected to engage in more social forms of sexuality. Why? When many people have great difficulty loving there own bodies in general at all stages of life, when many lovers project there own bodily insecurities onto there partners.

Why is Auto erotic behaviour even more unacceptable in the context of Magic/spirituality that it has to be taken out of that context?

What area of social conformity does it so affront that it must be sneered at and those that indulge in said behaviour must feel that they are social outcasts?

Why is it more valid to consider a relationship with another/others more valid than a relationship to oneself?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
10:07 / 23.09.05
Great. Now my lame spelling joke doesn't even make sense.
 
 
Quantum
14:08 / 23.09.05
Why is Auto erotic behaviour even more unacceptable in the context of Magic/spirituality that it has to be taken out of that context?

Because we ghetto types are such prudes? Or because the thread is about *wanking* and not *magic*, so let's decide which forum a wank thread should go in- Headshop? Hmm, wrong type of wank. Gathering? No, by definition a solo activity. Aha, CONVERSATION, that's the place for it. So here we are. As the boards only genuine arsecandler (AFAIK) you are free to discuss the benefits of masturbation as much as you wish, but here not there. If you disagree with the move feel free to PM somebody, but I doubt you'll have much luck.
 
 
William Sack
14:25 / 23.09.05
God, I thought this thread was going to be about scrying the future from jizz spatters or something.

Here's one to ponder, over and out. You are at a party and it;s time to go home. You go upstairs to the host's bedroom to get your coat and you find a couple having sex. No big deal really. Scenario 2 - underneath the coats is someone, er, *taking the first step toward a healthy, fulfilling sexual life*.
 
 
w1rebaby
14:51 / 23.09.05
Was this thread actually moved? I remember it popping up in the Convo last night with just three posts; I assumed it had been started here.

I'd make an eyesight joke but that's already been done on this thread.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:19 / 23.09.05
Yeah, we had to boot it out of the Temple.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:41 / 23.09.05
Amazing. Just amazing. You start a thread about masturbation with a first post consisting entirely of material cut-and-pasted from other website, misspell the word "masturbation" in the title... and the only reason you can think of for the thread's being shunted into the Convo is that we've got a problem with spanking the monkey? Dude, what forum have you been reading?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:14 / 23.09.05
Yep, if there was ever a place to have a cosy chat about chastising your pet primate, with or without magical intent, this must surely be it. Wankers aplenty. For some of us sex with other people is a ritual activity too, ass candles or no.

Time for a group huggle. A really filthy one. We could generate enough magical energy to save Pete and Kate from Naomi Campbelldom.
 
 
Unconditional Love
11:57 / 24.09.05
gone and forgotten.
 
 
daynah
12:41 / 24.09.05
"Gosh, you're such a wanker!"

On another note, masturbation has caused me blindness. And other people. Here's how it happens. Some types of migraines cause blindness on one or both sides (I get it on just one side) of vision. Also, stress, physical activity, increased blood flow... all of those things can trigger migraines. Thus, people masturbate, and get a migraine that causes them a blinding migraine.

And that is one of many possible, but moderately rare ways, that people can become blind (temporarily) from masturbating. Honestly, with me, it's happened more often while having sex than masturbating, because it requires more physical activity.

For clarification, there are also postcoital migraines, but they don't tend to cause blindness.

And I would love to participate in a topic actually about the union of sexuality and magic. Unfortunately, this isn't it, except for the fact that you added the suffix "mancy" to the end of "wank" which is quite a clever pun, I must say.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
12:59 / 24.09.05
It is a clever pun, innit? I'll go and tell the guy who actually thought of it that you think so.
 
  
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