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Does anyone know what Geoff Johns looks like?

ONLY NICE THINGS

15:33 / 15.09.05

I'm a big fan of Geoff Johns' work, but I am realising that I have no idea what he looks like. The idea that we may already have passed in the night without the chance to shake him by the hand and thank him for his loving attention to continuity and the sterling work he is doing to reimagine the DC Universe in a more rape-agnostic fashion is making me a very sad panda.

Can anyone help?

Regrettable Juvenilia

15:42 / 15.09.05

GEOFF JOHNS

Regrettable Juvenilia

15:44 / 15.09.05

Mishead lyrics about Geoff Johns, #1 in a series.

Fat Joe, 'Get It Poppin': "Similar to GEOFF JOHNS, say my name enough and I'm taking you home!"

ONLY NICE THINGS

15:45 / 15.09.05

So, hang on... that's Geoff Johns, writer of the excellent JSA and Green Lantern:Rebirth?

Ganesh

16:39 / 15.09.05

He might not necessarily be a fatbeard, but he's definitely an endearinglychubbybeard.

Mourne Kransky

17:29 / 15.09.05

Underlit in a comic shop by night. Good image management.

Cherielabombe

19:40 / 15.09.05

Underlit in a comic shop by night. Good image management.

How true..

Tryphena Absent

19:49 / 15.09.05

Despite his possible status of fatbeard he doesn't look confused enough to qualify for entrance to my school for waifs and strays (providing backbone for geeks for 2 and a half years).

Spatula Clarke

20:16 / 15.09.05

Is Geoff Johns storing up food in his cheeks for when the wintertime comes?

Here, Geoff Johns! Cheesies!

Regrettable Juvenilia

22:33 / 15.09.05

BACK THEN THEY DIDN'T WANT ME
NOW I'M HOT THEY ALL ON ME

I'm Geoff Johns, don't act like you don't know the name
Ain't nuttin changed but my change, I'ma stay the same
I'm Geoff Johns, don't act like you don't know the name
Ain't nuttin changed but my change, I'ma stay the same

Sax

06:20 / 16.09.05

Did you know his real name is actually John Geoffs? He uses a cunning pen name so his parents don't know he writes comics. His dad thinks he's an accountant.

8===>Q: alyn

11:22 / 16.09.05

Chrissakes, just relax, would you?

Sax

11:37 / 16.09.05

Is that really Chuck Austen? He doesn't look as... "survivalist" as I would have liked.

8===>Q: alyn

12:18 / 16.09.05

This is what I'm saying.

Jack Fear

12:22 / 16.09.05

He looks like he's masturbating under the table.

Which, frankly, wouldn't surprise me in the least.

Jack Fear

12:27 / 16.09.05

Is that really Chuck Austen? He doesn't look as... "survivalist" as I would have liked.

Sax, I think you're thinking of Chuck *Dixon*, who has the beardy mountain-man thing going...

...but who shares with many comics writers a fondness for hideous Hawaiian shirts...

Sax

13:02 / 16.09.05

I think you might be right, Mr Fear. Although I would expect anyone called Chuck to make a decent fist of surviving the coming tribulations.

w1rebaby

14:16 / 16.09.05

E. Cheese?

Roasted on a spit by spiky-haired road warriors within minutes.

Regrettable Juvenilia

22:09 / 10.10.05

"penned by Geoff Johns, arguably the best superhero writer in the genre"

Tim Tempest

22:15 / 10.10.05

Is that really Chuck Austen? He doesn't look as... "survivalist" as I would have liked.

Sax, I think you're thinking of Chuck *Dixon*, who has the beardy mountain-man thing going...

Jack, I think you're thinking of Chuck *Norris*, who has the black-belted beardy mountain-man thing going...

Actually, I don't think he writes many comics...

The Falcon

11:57 / 11.10.05

Bearded...

No more!

He looks a bit like, wossname Phoenix. Joaquin?

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:20 / 13.10.05

In his feverish Power-Girl-tastic dreams.

Yeah! SlamDUNK! I brought back Lois Lane 2 = an old lady!!1! GEOFF JOHNS DONT ACT LIKE YOU DONT KNOW THENAME!

Mistoffelees

14:41 / 13.10.05

Bearded no more!

I just wondered: What would Alan Moore look like if he pulled a Grant Morrisson? Would he be more Telly Savalas, Patrick Stewart or an emaciated Yul Brynner?

Eloi Tsabaoth

15:22 / 13.10.05

broken link

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