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I'm so BORED!!!!!

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Scrambled Password Bogus Email

13:54 / 15.09.05

You may begin.

Aertho

14:01 / 15.09.05

Petey Flyboy once said:

Only boring people are bored.

Get off your ass if you love yourself. Contact the Red Cross and commit to some volunteerism. Write a letter to your senator/representative/governor. Bake some cookies for the local garbagemen. Etc Etc Etc

Tryphena Absent

14:06 / 15.09.05

I commiserate.

Ariadne

14:08 / 15.09.05

All of those are somewhat difficult to achieve at work, Chadster. I think Money Shot's more after a silly game to play - not quite so worthy, but more useful on a Thursday afternoon.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

14:09 / 15.09.05

Petey Flyboy possibly doesn't do his own accounts.

BOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEED!

Trapped doing crap I really can't be arsed to do, but which really needs doing, and no one else is going to do, unless they are paid much more than I can pay them right now.

Thanks Skyrty, but I'm still bored.

illmatic

14:13 / 15.09.05

I'm not bored, more kind of frustrated. But guess what, it's my fault. For not paying attention when I was being taught how to do this job, 'cos of wanking around on the net. I feel bad.

Hopefully this will entertain you. Laugh at my misfortune.

woolly

14:15 / 15.09.05

I double commiserate. Today is like lying under a smelly grey blanket that is pinned down on all sides around you.

But I did have a good (well, odd and a bit funny) journey to work.
1) a man in a very posh suit did a funny falling over and knealt in a puddle and tried to get up before he had finished falling over, thereby tripping over more and making his bag hit him on his head.
2) I saw a car chase this morning. With vans. And that crazy swinging out to one side before pulling a u-turn and making your tyres squeal. And that nearly driving a van into the side of a bus, and those handactions between two van drivers racing each other down Hackney main road. Was quite good - but everyone was too shocked to do anything. Vans were also rickety and the chasing van was a bit rubbish at driving and did a small crash into the kerb.

There. Not much work going on as I am trapped under the blanket.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

14:16 / 15.09.05

Hahahahah! Haa ha ha ha hooo.

Nope, I'm still bored.

I think I'll play Defender. Although that will only extend my boredom into tomorrow, when I'll have to do all the BORING shit I haven't done today.

Perhaps alcohol will help...

Aertho

14:19 / 15.09.05

Here's something: Find Gypsy Lantern.

I miss hir scathing wit. I ain't seen hir round these parts in weeks.

Aertho

14:20 / 15.09.05

Or what about those puzzles like Minotaur and the Scarlet Room or whatever?

Brunner

14:21 / 15.09.05

I was really bored today too!

But then I resigned!

Is that an option?

Ariadne

14:29 / 15.09.05

Let's all resign, together, and Woolly can write a follow up story for the Guardian.

Sax

14:29 / 15.09.05

You resigned from boredom?

How much notice do you have to give?

illmatic

14:31 / 15.09.05

I wish these fucking phones would stop ringing.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

14:33 / 15.09.05

Yeah, where is the Gypsaloid?

GYPSY!!! OI, LANTERN!!!!

Can't really resign, I'm self -employed. Well, I could, but htat would be curing the headache by cutting off the head.

illmatic

14:35 / 15.09.05

I hope he's not been kidnapped.

Oh, he HAS been kidnapped. He's being held hostage by Sypha Nadon and is tied to a chair while Sypha reads his serial killer poetry to him!! We've gotta rescue him! To the Batmobile, Moneyshot!

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

14:39 / 15.09.05

Holy Solipsism, Illmatic! He's finished.

illmatic

14:45 / 15.09.05

This just in:

Scrawled on the back of a piccy of Peter Sutcliffe in black lipstick -

I Have Gypsy Lantern
I will not let him go until...

OH GOD why am I even bothering
It's all pointless
I MIGHT AS WELL kill MYSELF instead of him

sigh

Crimney! It's looking bad for GL!! What are we gonna do?

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

14:50 / 15.09.05

Only this guy can help us now!

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

14:53 / 15.09.05

(Evil Overlord of THE CONSPIRACY. The Kingin. The MAN. I know, I know...it's dancing with the Devil, but Cripes Illmatic! I didn't make these rules, and it's not a normal world we live in! Hate the game, not the PLAYER!)

Supaglue

14:53 / 15.09.05

Will Oldham's looking better for a shave.

Regrettable Juvenilia

15:02 / 15.09.05

Petey Flyboy once said:

Only boring people are bored.

When and where did I say that, and more importantly, WHAT WAS I THINKING? I've been bored most of the week. Now I have less work to do, I am less bored.

Anyone who is bored, please start a thread in which it will be appropriate and not detrimental to the level of discussion of the board for me to post multiple images of Geoff Johns, and the words "GEOFF JOHNS!" over and over again.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

15:03 / 15.09.05

It's the glowing adamantium pants of the sidekick we need.

Only the pants can intervene, now. We must get them! How can we relieve the owner of her PANTS?

illmatic

15:06 / 15.09.05

I just didn't expect THE MAN to look so ...likeable, I guess. Those dungarees have got me all off guard. And them green socks! Why does the face of evil look so homely?

illmatic

15:08 / 15.09.05

And they are glowing aren't they? Wowsa.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

15:10 / 15.09.05

It's a ruse. A cunning one. Like Keyser Soze. See, the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was NOT convincing everyone he didn't exist.

It was wearing big green fur booties and dungarees with cut-off shorts and looking lke a kindly Uncle.

That's how he gets you. Every time. You think you're gate-crashing a friendly barbecue, but you're about to sell your soul and suckle from the teat of The Corporation. Then they HAVE YOU. You are a WHORE.

And that's that. No one will ever take you or your art seriously ever again. And rightly so.

WHORE!

haus of fraser

15:14 / 15.09.05

I imagine the man to sound similar to Lonnie Donnegan for some reason- probably the reason he gets pretty girls to sing all his songs..

illmatic

15:14 / 15.09.05

A comforting country melody, a bit of down home foot tapping, and just when your drifting off ...BAM! He socks you with that guitar and while you're reeling, she sears the skin off your face with that incandescent butt .... that's how The MAN gets down.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

15:18 / 15.09.05

Amen.

So, we need to strike an uneasy alliance with these tyrants.

Who will broker the deal? We need someone of great tact, with a level head, guts, a keen mind and the chutzpah to pull this off...

Regrettable Juvenilia

15:27 / 15.09.05

GEOFF JOHNS.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

15:31 / 15.09.05

I'm sold. Any objections to Geoff Johns in the pilot seat for this caper? Speak now, or we'll all suffer the consequences.

Quantum

15:36 / 15.09.05

Stop that!

Laugh at my misfortune. hahahahahahahahahah Illmatic has to answer phones, betcha he has to say 'Good afternoon, *insert name of organisation*, Illmatic speaking how can I help you?'
Izzat so Ill?
Bet Gypsy's down the pub. Maybe the Vampires have turned him and he can't post until the darkness has fallen. (some puns about glam rockers in puddles now please all)

Jesus tittyfucking Christ I'm bored. Somebody reply to the TAGE 2 thread, the player has psi powers now, isn't that exciting?

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

15:39 / 15.09.05

Mods,please remove this threadnapping varmint from my boredom.

Ze's BORING me...Any more bored, I'll be in B&Q. arf.

Goodness Gracious Meme

15:56 / 15.09.05

We're on it, Money.

*checks stungun*

Princess

18:43 / 30.03.07

I'm bored.

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