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Jordan and Peter Andre's Wedding [PICS]

 
 
Alex's Grandma
11:30 / 11.09.05


You decide ...
 
 
Alex's Grandma
11:42 / 11.09.05
The blushing bride:
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
11:53 / 11.09.05
Is this one of those spot the difference competitions? If so I give up, I'm rubbish at those.

...


Well honestly I think it's a match made in heaven Andre's six pack and that six figure sum from Hello magazine.


What do you think Alex's Grandma? And can I have some cookies?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:53 / 11.09.05
Don't mock! People came from far and wide to celebrate said nuptials. Some, according to the tabloids, from as far afield as Yeovil.
 
 
Triplets
13:33 / 11.09.05
Was that horse-drawn baby carriage nicked from The Prisoner? How can you not love that?
 
 
Mistoffelees
13:43 / 11.09.05
Alex´s grandma, what happened to the second pic?

First it was a top heavy woman, now it´s the same photo like the first?!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
13:44 / 11.09.05
I guess the NotW changed the pic for some reason.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
13:58 / 11.09.05
I don't know. I am very confused.

Especially about this:

After the swanky bash, filmed by ITV cameras, Peter gave his bride a sexy treat when he revealed he had waxed his wedding tackle in a process known as a "back, sack and crack".

Last night a source close to the couple said, "Jordan always said that was what she wanted from him. It was a thrilling end to a thrilling day".

PLUCKED

Insania star Peter, 32, had taken the hint from his bride, real name Kate Price, when they had discussed plans for gifts.

Just days before the wedding at Highclere Castle near Newbury, Berkshire, 32FF Jordan told the Daily Star Sunday that would be her dream gift.

She said:
'When it comes to wedding tackle, it's got to be totally bare. I mean absolutely nothing should be there.

There is a chance it can look like a plucked chicken though!"
 
 
Triplets
14:24 / 11.09.05
Revealed?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:56 / 11.09.05
She is a national treasure and their ridiculous wedding has added to the gaiety of the nation. You go, girl!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
16:59 / 11.09.05
And best wishes to Jordan as well!

Eleven!
 
 
w1rebaby
17:33 / 11.09.05
What is an "Insania star"? Peter Andre is in a Swedish metal band?
 
 
Mike Modular
19:07 / 11.09.05
Triplets, I thought of The Prisoner too, but on closer inspection, those red and white umbrellas appear to be the logo of The Umbrella Corporation from Resident Evil. Clearly, they have come to infect us with the T-Virus and must be stopped. If we can find some acid rounds and the missing bits off of some statues, we might stand a chance...
 
 
Ganesh
19:12 / 11.09.05
Poor Chardonnay must be spinning in her grave.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
19:13 / 11.09.05
I read in The Sun that the cake was going to be 6 feet tall, 3 feet wide and made of chocolate. When I try to find an image of this thing to post, tho', all google seems to find are emphatic denials that it was shaped like boobs. Bit disappointed by that really.
 
 
Liger Null
23:09 / 11.09.05
What in the hell are you folks talking about? Who are these people?

And that carriage is just disturbing...I'd expect it to be pulled by a team of My Little Ponys.
 
  
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