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Not a Barbecrush--something more ephemeral but still poignant and worthy of note. Like, say someone you've not really noticed before now, and who may well turn out to be a bit of a dork, but who's just said something like "Baby badgers rock, fries are not proper chips and I totally want to go all Xipe Totec on Fred Phelps' arse**" so that you feel the need to express nicey feelings of a no-strings-attached nature towards hir.
OR: you dig the poster for whatever reason, ze's been absent for a while, and now ze's back but you have no opportunity for besqueeage because they've eschewed the I'M BAAAAACK  !!! thread in favour of Thelema, gender and sexuality: A post-neo-feminist critique, leaving you with the choice of rotting the thread or acting like you don't give a toss*.
*Giving a toss is the new not giving a toss. After lunch it will be replaced by only giving a toss if Heat said it was okay, until Tuesday when giving a toss will be cool again but then so will Tatu, so you might want to chuck it all in for Uncool which will be cool again next March.
**And then dance around in front of Westboro Baptist going: "Woo, look at me, I'm Fred Phelps, I'm daaannncing! Look where my history of being the most bigoted shite on the planet not to mention my addiction to hellacious spousal and child abuse has got me! Dancy dancy daaaaancy! Whoops, there go mah jowls! |
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