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Smoothly’s Guide to Being Aggie

 
 
Smoothly
12:34 / 25.08.05
1. Model yourself on a village busybody but team up with a suburban dominatrix.

2. Express disgust and repulsion at all household dirt and oomska, but do not hesitate to sniff it, prod it and smear it over your hands.

3. Get teams of skivvies in biohazard suits to do all the real work.
 
 
Ganesh
12:40 / 25.08.05
4) Find common everyday bacteria which, in extreme and improbable circumstances, mi-i-ight cause illness (in someone with no immune system, say), and express horror that they're existing in a common everyday situation.

5) Show a magnified image of bacteria looking scary, to drive home your point.

6) Ignore the distinct possibility that those living daily amongst said bacteria have not actually become ill, suggesting they have gained resistance to them.

7) Encourage doomed attempt at eradicating bacteria, with subsequent development of 'super' strains.
 
 
Ganesh
12:45 / 25.08.05
8) Hate bisexuals, because they probably spread disease.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:46 / 25.08.05
How
 
  
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