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Ganesh's Guide To Being A Gay

Ganesh

11:26 / 25.08.05

1) It's gotta be tight or people might think you've got no definition.

2) Have definition or don't leave the house.

3) Be there unless you can't be arsed (ho ho).

4) Family - avoid.

5) Be attracted to your own gender (optional)

Ganesh

11:27 / 25.08.05

6) You are not a Guy fact.

Ganesh

11:28 / 25.08.05

7) You may, however, be a Goy.

Goodness Gracious Meme

11:34 / 25.08.05

8)Have a female best friend.

9)Women cannot be Gay. They may also, however, be Goy.

11:36 / 25.08.05

10) Be prepared to defend your moisturiser against Metrosexuals, who are not actually Gay, but want all the best associated products.

Ganesh

11:41 / 25.08.05

11) Abandon bold because it's too Guy-y.

Alex's Grandma

11:45 / 25.08.05

12) Grow a beard if you want to be a bear. Otherwise, don't.

Sax

11:47 / 25.08.05

13) Read comics.

Goodness Gracious Meme

11:49 / 25.08.05

14)But only superhero/gay-authored ones.

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11:50 / 25.08.05

14) Know the names of more than two Big Brother contestants you hate for being strangely closeted.

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11:52 / 25.08.05

15) Know what a glans is.

Ganesh

11:54 / 25.08.05

16) Hate bisexuals.

Goodness Gracious Meme

11:54 / 25.08.05

16)Know which one out of Take That is gay. The one you fancy. Always.

Goodness Gracious Meme

11:55 / 25.08.05

17)Refer to women, except your bestfriend, by piscine aoubriquets.

Sax

11:56 / 25.08.05

18) Acknowledge that if you are a gay woman, you can be cured by a guy, goy or otherwise.

Ganesh

12:33 / 25.08.05

Addendum to 4) - Gays ARE family; very few people are gays.

(Still avoid.)

I have no idea, what you mean with, "got to have defintion". Please explain?

Warewullf

14:54 / 25.08.05

19) Say "gorgeous" at least once in every other sentence. If you don't, other gayers may think you're Bi...

Warewullf

14:55 / 25.08.05

20) You may not wear leather and smile. It's one or the other.

Triplets

14:55 / 25.08.05

20) Be a hairdresser

21) If you are a hairdresser: don't admit it. Ever.

Warewullf

14:56 / 25.08.05

21) Dance well or not at all.

Warewullf

14:57 / 25.08.05

22) Have at least one ABBA cd in your collection.

Warewullf

14:59 / 25.08.05

23) You may only know the names of young, hot football players.

You may not know what teams they play for.

Ganesh

15:39 / 25.08.05

24) Know what definition is.

Mourne Kransky

16:16 / 25.08.05

What's football? Is that the one with the sticks?

25) Join the Church of England. Swell the Sisterhood! Be the Bishop and bash him too.

26) Spend all day gardening without getting dirty. And don't just talk to the plants, sing Kylie songs to them.

27) Never lift heavy things. Pay other people to do that then get your kicks from watching them do it.

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