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Is barbelith sexist?

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Evil Scientist

11:24 / 19.08.05

"An elite squad of theoretical savy homosexual warrior monks to fight the revolution."

That's a Marvel comic waiting to happen.

Star Wars.

That's a Marvel comic waiting to happen

WHY CANT WE MAKE IT A REALITY!!!

illmatic

11:32 / 19.08.05

Nina: I think I have a solution to your problem:

Phalloplasty.

Not only would everbody like you more, because of the changes, an "as it happens" thread would up your posting count no end! It'd blow "Jack Denfield's Homeless Adventures" out the water!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

11:39 / 19.08.05

You'd have to change your name, though.
I suggest Steve.

Evil Scientist

11:58 / 19.08.05

Or Phantasmo.

Quantum

12:38 / 19.08.05

Sorry, who's Nina again?

Quantum

12:46 / 19.08.05

Console yourself with being the third highest topic starter, twisted topic starter.

Should I be sexist on Barbelith? Is that the accepted protocol? Let me check the wiki...

Whisky Priestess

13:05 / 19.08.05

I'm quite happy with my position on the second page, sandwiched comfortably between Cherry Bomb and Saveloy. Mmm, tasty ...

Quantum

13:16 / 19.08.05

I've just noticed I'm on about a thousand posts a year, that's only three a day or so- I can handle it!
How can Stoatie be over 2000 posts ahead of anyone else? Exquisite corpses and lateshifts?

Tryphena Absent

13:19 / 19.08.05

I'm sorry how did this discussion get on to Stoatie, or monks for that matter. It's all about ME.

ONLY NICE THINGS

13:21 / 19.08.05

Late shifts, mainly - see also Keggers. The late shift is the grinding of the MMORPG that is Barbelith.

Not Here Still

13:22 / 19.08.05

OPB Quantum

Console yourself with being the third highest topic starter, twisted topic starter.

Actually, this is the list of all topic starters. The other one is a list of topic-starting N's.

I knew I wasn't that prolific!

illmatic

13:26 / 19.08.05

Nina, if you have the phalloplasty, you can lead the monks. You can be abbot or something and we'll follow you into battle. Simple.

Tryphena Absent

13:34 / 19.08.05

I don't want to lead monks. I don't want to be a monk.

AAARRRGGHHHHHHH.

HATE ME!!!!!!!!!

Quantum

13:39 / 19.08.05

(Nina, we're trying to have a conversation here, be quiet eh?)
I was hoping the self-delusion might comfort the poor soul. 'You're the third highest topic starter beginning with N' doesn't have the same ring.
MMORPG? Aren't they MUDs anymore then? Barbelith is definitely a dungeon of some kind.

GO LEFT
MOCK NINA
BARTER WITH LUDACRIS

gridley

13:56 / 19.08.05

I'm afraid you can't do that here.
There is no Nina here.
Ludacris refuses to barter until he sees the rapier.

Sekhmet

14:34 / 19.08.05

Nina, you may be gratified to know that the banner ads on the first page of this thread are trying to sell us Roxette.

Someone is paying attention, at least.

Aertho

21:15 / 19.08.05

you people have banner ads?

Tryphena Absent

21:19 / 19.08.05

You know, reading the Policy forum is never a mistake. Just thought you should know...

lekvar

21:29 / 19.08.05

Pfffft. Nina, you call that snark?!? Try again, with feeling this time.

diz

21:31 / 19.08.05

Is it because I don't have a cock?

sort of. people don't talk about you because they FEAR you, Nina. they fear your all-consuming vagina.

we only talk in private messages, whispers, really, about your great and terrible cockless wrath.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:14 / 19.08.05

You know what we should do? We should totally make the Policy a mods-only forum. We should have a big banner on every page about how the Policy was a mods-only forum (and a couple of dedicated thread in the Temple because frankly those goatfuckers never read anything else). We should resolutely refuse to allow non-mods into the Policy, and write like 3-page posts on why non-mods should NOT be allowed into the sanctum sanctorum. Then after a bit we make a big show of caving in to public pressure and reopen the Policy to all comers. I guarantee a heeeeeuuuuoooge surge of interest in the minutest detail of Policy goings-on for oooh, at least a month or two.

Tryphena Absent

22:53 / 19.08.05

Well that might help people steer away from asking questions that have had whole threads devoted to explaining the answers in detail.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:05 / 19.08.05

You're totally a Steve.

Sekhmet

02:48 / 20.08.05

I read the Policy on occasion. Mostly to make sure no one's complaining about me.

Mazarine

04:09 / 20.08.05

We have a special forum for complaining about you. You can't even see it without three-d glasses like in National Treasure.

fuckbaked

07:28 / 20.08.05

HATE ME!!!!!!!!!

sorry, I tried that, but it didn't work. I rather like you, even without a cock.

Quantum

08:28 / 20.08.05

We should totally make the Policy a mods-only forum

Sorry, the What forum? The Police forum? Is that like, where the Barbelith thought police hang?

Lord Morgue

08:55 / 20.08.05

I think it means we can't get in without a motor scooter and a fur-lined parka.

fuckbaked

11:17 / 20.08.05

hmmm....I just noticed (in another thread, an old one) that Nina is the same age as I am (approximately), which makes you way cooler, Nina....I don't know, I guess I thought you were older because you seemed wise or something. I guess I should feel sort of stupid for being the same age as other people here (like why am I posting garbage when my peers are actually posting interesting stuff?) but...nah....

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

12:44 / 20.08.05

Frankly I'm shocked and disgusted at the suggestion that simply because you currently identify as female we are all supposed to naturally assume that you are truthsaying when you assert (and, by implication, obviously believe that it is only natural that) you don't have a cock.

I think you have some issues here that need addressing. Why should the one preclude the other? You are a fascist, and love Hitler.

Cherielabombe

13:52 / 20.08.05

I'm quite happy with my position on the second page, sandwiched comfortably between Cherry Bomb and Saveloy. Mmm, tasty ...

I can't believe I'm still that high on the list. Oh how I recall the halcyon days of Barberoyalty..

Nina how did a Barbie-lover such as yourself get so high up the Barbelutionary chain?

Tryphena Absent

14:25 / 21.08.05

Well cherie, I told everyone.

You are a fascist, and love Hitler.

I am but frankly I don't love Hitler. I don't love anyone. I am superior to you all and no one can live up to my fascist ideals. Because you disappoint me so consistently I expect you all to shower me with gifts, a Miss Marple DVD set would be perfect, I expect it to arrive on Friday but if you prefer you may bring it to me in person.

iamus

21:07 / 21.08.05

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