Birthday booze

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:00 / 15.08.05

On Thursday, I am so fucking old, it ain't even funny.

Come and help me commiserate through copious alchol consumption.... not really, I'm not actually going to be miserable sod. Come and be happy instead!

Venue: The George, 77 Borough High Street, nearest tube London Bridge. 7 onwards

Smoothly

09:38 / 15.08.05

I’m supposed to be having dinner with my two most unreliable friends. If they cancel, I’ll be there. So I’ll probably be there.

10:53 / 15.08.05

If I can get hold of any cash (which, surprisingly enough, actually looks fairly likely) then I'll be there.

mondo a-go-go

14:02 / 15.08.05

I should be there, 8 or 9ish...

Spaniel

14:35 / 15.08.05

Won't be along, what with being incapable of leaving Brighton (ever), but happy happy all the same.

18:49 / 15.08.05

Happy Oldness! Come to Brighton on Saturday and I'll give you presents and say you have a sexy body!

22:44 / 15.08.05

I can in theory make it on Thursday. Not sure how feasible the timing will be, but I might be able to. You SHOULD come to Brighton on Saturday, though. And...y'know...comisserate.

Lilly Nowhere Late

06:08 / 16.08.05

Won't be coming as it's not in Stoke Newington and the invisible electric shock barriers of my cage will most certainly not be lifted, but and nonetheless, a very happy birthday to you. I'm already old and I do understand.
Many happy returns!

ONLY NICE THINGS

07:22 / 16.08.05

I should be there. Will attempt to secure quality teen fiction for you.

07:28 / 16.08.05

Lily - I'll be round for Horlicks and a haircut sometime soon.

Haus - wouldn't mind borrowing "Witchbaby" at some stage.

Quants, Bard - I can't do Brighton I'm afraid, as I be visiting gf's parents that w/e. Sorry! I'll send you some photos of my body via PM that you can look longinly at.

09:51 / 16.08.05

Nude Illmatic pictures! However shall I contain my joy?

09:56 / 16.08.05

I'd suggest using Kleenex.

The Strobe

11:08 / 16.08.05

Or Huggies.

I might be there; work leaving do to attend first, but it'd be good to drop by and it's oh so easy for going home.

Jack Vincennes

11:23 / 16.08.05

I'll be there!

13:06 / 16.08.05

People here are SO helpful.

Goodness Gracious Meme

13:40 / 16.08.05

No can do, as *my* invisible forcefield won't let me out of Bton, but have a very happy birthday old chap.

And why not set up a yahoogroup: illmaticnudefanciers?

13:52 / 16.08.05

Well, Bard and Quants are okay, but I'd prefer a worshipping tribe of HOTT 16 year old Goth chicks. (*birthday hint*)

No offence fellas. Just keep those photos of the internet, y'hear?

Cherielabombe

16:20 / 16.08.05

I should be there!! And I will bring my joy, wrapped in kleenkex...

18:02 / 16.08.05

Hmm. Quantum, old man, figure we can cause a bit of mischief for our mate Illmatic here?

I'm thinking billboards, possibly with a name and adress to adress complaints to.

18:09 / 16.08.05

Well, I've got a posse of heroin-chic mascara-ridden eager-to-please 16 yr old Goth hotties right here bro, but *my* invisible forcefield won't let me out of B'ton either. Damn. Next year.

18:14 / 16.08.05

I know a Bill Poster who might help.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

18:37 / 16.08.05

Exxxxxxxcellent.

As I have said before, our revenge will be sweet. Like Turkish Delight, or Coca Cola.

captain piss

18:48 / 16.08.05

'appy burfday mayte - 'ave a fuckin noice toime

< dreads next headlock demonstration from Illmatic >

08:24 / 18.08.05

Can't make it, I'm afraid...Happy Burpday though.

09:09 / 18.08.05

Happy Birthday to You,
Happy Birthday to You,
Happy Birthday dear Illmatic,
Happy Birthday to You!
*Yaaaaaaay, whooop, applause*

(props to Mildred and Patty Hill for the song)

Mon Oncle Ignatius

09:19 / 18.08.05

So happy birthday, birthday boy..

10:13 / 18.08.05

Cheers all!

Going well so far, got a real nice top and bizarre animal thing for SO, have head rush from eating chocolate brownies, and the only "work" I've done today is a monster email to a mate, denouncing his ideas on religion as wrong, and unrigorous...

it's my birhtday, can do what I want....off to sit in the park for a bit.

Psi-L is working in hell

11:13 / 18.08.05

Happy Birthday Mr. Illmatic!

Doesn't look likely I'm going to be able to make it for drinks tonight as there's still far to much packing of my flat to be done if I'm going to be ready to go this weekend.

Will have to buy you belated birthday booze when I'm next in town...whenever that is.

Mourne Kransky

11:21 / 18.08.05

Aye, Happy Birthday! I can't join you at the lovely George, despite this being the perfect weather for it, because Mama Xoc arrives today from Scotland for a five day state visit.

I would bring her and she would love it but I would be horribly embarrassed as she made you all get up and do line-dancing with her. And that would not be kind, when it's your birthday.

And don't worry about getting old, Dude. See how happy I am and I'm a really old fucker.

See, Happy Happy Happy! Not dead yet! I'll lend you my zimmer frame.

11:35 / 18.08.05

Oh, that's a shame, I'd love to meet old Mrs Xoc ... but thanks for the good wishes! I'm not that bothered about hte old age, being English I have to have something to moan about...

Ariadne

13:10 / 18.08.05

Happy birthday! I'd love to pop by for a drink tonight but it's just a bit too far.

You got a "bizarre animal thing for SO" as a present? Does xe like it? Or the bizarre animal thing is to be your SO? Are you ... a furry?