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23:05 / 15.12.01

I know Gypsy, I could just pee over some of the stuff Lothar posts.

-May Tricks

23:46 / 15.12.01

Im Coyote Lunarsoul...I feel like I should be staring in the Insanity Peppers episode of the Simpsons....

Mirakel Dreamer

23:49 / 15.12.01

Beryl Bone Mage is my "name".

Hmmmm, I think I will retain a sliver of my dignity and refrain from the comment I am just dying to make.

Mirakel

00:15 / 16.12.01

Hi! I am "Angel Eaglewing" and I have 50% off on crystals in my New Age shoppe! Come in and browse!

*giggles/squeals like an airhead*

WhatEVER!
-May Tricks

07:05 / 16.12.01

Uh, I think we're going to have to decontaminate this thread. There seems to be a Crystaldolphintwinkiewicca gas leak in here, and well, it could jeopardise the IQ level of all the 'lithers on this board. So we're going to have to do a complete cleansing... hehe... This is a test... this is only a test of the Emergency Twinkiewicca System... Had this been a real emergency paradigm recrystallisation would have commenced immediately following this broadcast... hehe

13:34 / 17.12.01

Ok, then:

Q: What's the best thing about casting sigels?

A: I dunno, I forgot!

*ba dum ching*

Oh, and I appropriately got the distinctively non twinkyunicornwickafaerie name of Red Dragon, which amuses me greatly.

Mirakel Dreamer

22:17 / 17.12.01

Lothar,

I just have to thank you for posting this... the first time I saw this I laughed, but now even in the terrible mood I'm in, I reread it while checking the posts and again -- laughter.

I'm not sure what strikes me funny about "fuckin' dandelion eaters" but it always gets a giggle from me... mind if I post it on my 'fridge?

Mirakel

quote:Originally posted by Lothar Tuppan:
I'm Darkstar Laughing Sprite.

I feel dirty now.

I hate fairies. Fuckin' dandelion eaters.

22:33 / 17.12.01

Feel free.

Just don't get me started on Hobbits, my fantasy racist tendencies really come out around hobbits.

00:53 / 18.12.01

Here are some lighthearted Christ jokes:

JESUS
There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother".
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

I've been 'Mr. Mom' for the last week. I've done so before but each time I do I truly appreciate the last 3 arguments more than I did before.

Mirakel Dreamer

12:46 / 18.12.01

I LOVE that!!! I am going to forward it to my husband

Mirakel

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