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Rock Wars

8===>Q: alyn

20:14 / 11.08.05

VS.

etc

Char Aina

20:34 / 11.08.05

bowie and polly.
bowie would win the final, but he'd lose a lot of blood.
polly has that glint, even if dave does have the moves.

Tryphena Absent

20:38 / 11.08.05

Unfortunately Bjork would snap PJ like a twig, mostly because PJ needs to eat some dinner.

8===>Q: alyn

20:42 / 11.08.05

Good, good. That's great. How about:

VS.

8===>Q: alyn

20:45 / 11.08.05

Please note, this isn't so much who you think would win, though that's interesting as well, but about who you would like to win. Who would you like to see beaten to a pulp? Who would you like to see torn limb from limb? Who would you like to forget altogether? It's not as easy as it looks, my friends.

Char Aina

20:50 / 11.08.05

i reckon the ladies' bout would play like the scene in 'babycart at the river styx' when the lady-ninjas take the arrogant man-ninja to pieces - literally.
bjork may be pretty handy.
i reckon once polly took her eyes, her ears and perhaps her fingers, however, she'd be a little too preoccupied with the pain and kinda thrown off by the total lack of senory input.

malnourished she may be, but i wouldnt fuck with harvey.

want?
oh.
i dunno.

Actually, Matt just told me that either answer is valid. Just let me know which angle you're coming from. There's a questionairre I have to fill out for each of you.

8===>Q: alyn

21:02 / 11.08.05

Ha ha! "Questionairrrrrrre!"

8===>Q: alyn

21:02 / 11.08.05

toksik, you don't think Bjork could lick her way to victory?

Char Aina

21:10 / 11.08.05

you cant lick what you cant see or hear, i dont reckon.
not iunless it gets handed to you on a plate.
if polly tripped in those crazy heels i've seen her wear, bjork might have a chance... but she wouldnt hear or see her fall, so she might miss that chance.

god, i would love to watch them fight...
does that make me straight?

unheimlich manoeuvre

21:13 / 11.08.05

Pirate Qalyn?

After watching Coffee and Cigarettes the other day, I'd like to see Tom Waits giving Iggy Pop a good kicking.

Tom Waits and Ron Perlman should form a tag team.

Char Aina

21:13 / 11.08.05

oh, and francis and method in the final, method for the cup.
i'm banking on franky's taught and dark psyche, and method man... well, he's a fucking master of street style, innit.
he could chess box the shit outta that tubby fuck, even if he does have the rage.
method and frank... i hate to say it, but frank has no chance.
that wu tang shit is strong fu.

8===>Q: alyn

22:02 / 11.08.05

Tom Waits could beat Iggy Pop in a dance-off.

8===>Q: alyn

22:04 / 11.08.05

Whoops, Matt says Tom Waits doesn't count as a rock star. Sorry!

Jack Fear

00:07 / 12.08.05

But... but why would Michael Chiklis want to beat up Burl Ives?

Liger Null

00:37 / 12.08.05

Don't fuck with Bjork. Within that elfin exterior beats the heart of a mad, bloodthirsty Viking.

When Pop Stars Attack!!!

8===>Q: alyn

12:25 / 12.08.05

VS.

Regrettable Juvenilia

12:40 / 12.08.05

But... but why would Michael Chiklis want to beat up Burl Ives?

Maybe he saw him pushing crack to schoolkids? The pencil-pushers at City Hall told Chiklis "bring him in, but by the book". That's not how Chiklis roll. Chiklis shot Ives once in each kneecap, then stomped on his head until his fucking jawbone came off.

8===>Q: alyn

12:54 / 12.08.05

Actually, Jack, that's Frank Black and Peter Gabriel.

penitentvandal

14:00 / 12.08.05

Bowie would beat Byrne with the use of an illegal foreign object in the closing minutes of the match. Or possibly pin him with his feet on the ropes. He can be underhand, you see.

Polly versus Bjork would be a sixty-minute bloodfest ending in a draw, with the matter having to be settled later in the year in a Hell in the Cell cage match.

Costello versus Rose would be a 'last days of WCW' style squash match. Rose would be built up as a cocky, street-fightin' muthafucka, only to be taken out in nine seconds after a stiff one punch knockout from Costello. However, next week, Rose would be on telly with the championship anyway, because the bookers would be insane. Possibly because of chronic provided by Meth.

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