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Get your name in a book

 
 
gravitybitch
14:49 / 11.08.05
This may be slightly beyond the usual range of the forum...

But, a number of authors (Michael Chabon, Amy Tan, Peter Straub, Andrew Sean Greer, Karen Joy Fowler, Stephen King, Lemony Snicket, Dorothy Allison, Jonathan Lethem, Ayelet Waldman, John Grisham, Nora Roberts, Neil Gaiman, Dave Eggers, Rick Moody, ZZ Packer...) are offering to put your name in their next book, for a price...

All money goes to the First Amendment Project, bidding starts in September.

Further info can be found on Gaiman's blog.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
18:36 / 11.08.05
Anyone who wants to see their name put in my next book should get in touch via PM. The bidding starts at £50, but all the money will be spent on beer and cigarettes, so it's in a good cause. Dig deep everyone!
 
 
ghadis
19:30 / 11.08.05
Any author who wants to get their book in my name can do so. For £100 and upwards i will change my name by deedpoll to... 'my first name'..'the title of your book'..'my surname'
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
20:07 / 11.08.05
I will pay anyone a fiver a head to put their name in my first novel, as I need all the words I can get.
 
 
Sax
13:00 / 12.08.05
I've already put most of you in my next novel. For free.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
13:47 / 12.08.05
Hasn't Raelian Autopsy already done that though?
 
 
Whisky Priestess
14:17 / 12.08.05
I've already put most of you in my next novel. For free.

You're just saying that so that we'll buy it, you sly fox ...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
16:24 / 12.08.05
I do actually want my name to appear in a Lemony Snicket story. It's such a versatile name to screw up.
 
 
hapax legomenon
06:03 / 15.08.05
Where I grew up, you could purchase a copy of a choose-your-own adventure book with any name substituted for the hero, presumably to give as a gift. As a kid, I implicitly understood the offer to be attractive. Now, I wonder what is that makes that offer, and this one, attractive.

I suppose that text, especially printed, bound, and mass-circulated text, carries a certain authority. It is (increasingly, at any rate) the prime carrier of history. I suppose, with our star-struck culture, that we are increasingly made aware of a divide that separates our lives (which often strike us as benign, anonymous, and conventional) from the lives of those whom we perceive to be in meaningful, mutual dialogue with the world. To see one's name in print lends one's identity an aura of individuation and meaning. It creates the illusion that the chronicle of human experience has somehow registered our individual presence. In short, it is a strange species of immortality, the kind afforded to an organism when its fossilized shell registers in the bedrock.

I will pay anyone a fiver a head to put their name in my first novel, as I need all the words I can get.

Have you thought about writing unnecessarily detailed genealogies for every character, however minor? You can auction off ancestral spots.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
07:18 / 15.08.05
Good idea. Modern novels tend to sorely lack the word "begat", and perhaps it's my duty to change that.

I've already put most of you in my next novel. For free.

Is the end of your next novel at all like the ending of Stephen King's It? I think some people would take issue with that...
 
 
Sax
08:45 / 15.08.05
It is a bit like that, I'll admit. It's called Naughty Alex and the Tiny Little Sex Mouse. It's kind of a high-octane literary bonkbuster, written in a stream-of-consciousness fashion with references to dry anal sex on all the odd-numbered pages, as a kind of narrative device. It is illustrated by Howard Chaykin and is aimed at pre-schoolers.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
12:50 / 15.08.05
So that's what Young Adult fiction means ...
 
 
Sax
14:35 / 15.08.05
Yes. You get issues from it.
 
  
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