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Scrambled Password Bogus Email
18:08 / 10.08.05
Over the years I've spoken with other disgruntled ex-Barbelithers

From the inimatable and sadly departed Sypha Nadon, referring to an alleged community I would so like to earwig having a rant in a pub somewhere. Perhaps they all have a local? A new board somewhere where they can point and sneer and shake their heads at the ungodly snobbery of it all.

So, to accompany the welcome newcomers thread, I thought maybe a thread to indicate the sort of posting that is likely to lead fragile but stubborn people who spend too much time online to notice TEH CONSPIRACY! and TEH CLIQUES!

Unfortunately I have to dash, so please take over.
 
 
lekvar
18:30 / 10.08.05
Oooh, somebody needs to register exbarbelith.com right now! Hell, maybe I'll do it...
 
 
Chiropteran
18:39 / 10.08.05
We'll miss you, lekvar. Good luck out there.
 
 
*
19:01 / 10.08.05
Try here: The Barbelith Tribenet Tribe

No one's on there, no one's talking, nil nada zip. Just like one would expect in a community made up mostly of Barbelith lurkers. But there may be some disgruntled ex Barbelithnianeroids on there somewhere.
 
 
Char Aina
19:34 / 10.08.05
i reckon the disgruntled ex barbelithers hang out on barbelith.
they just dont post because it would be too much to lose that much face.


sypha will be reading,
BELIEVE.
how could ze not?
ze has to know how much we all wailed and gnashed in sack-cloth and ash for hir demise as a barbentity.
i for one will cry like a baby.
a sleping baby on valium having a dream about fluffy bunnies.
 
 
Char Aina
19:38 / 10.08.05
sorry, those who have th ability to post do not because they would save face.
the others would not, of course, for they cannot.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:59 / 11.08.05
Livejournal has a few Disgruntled Ex-Barbelithers, or DEBS as we will call them from hereon in. As ever they divide neatly into the people who think they were driven off the board by the elite clique of nazi intellectual bullies, or whatever, and the people who think the standard of discussion became too low a while ago.

Like everything else on Livejournal, these two groups overlap via friends lists.
 
 
Lord Morgue
10:16 / 11.08.05
Am I a disgruntled ex-ex-Barbelither?
No, I'm pretty sure I'm still gruntled.

GET YOUR GRUNTLE ON!

That is SO my new sig.
 
 
iamus
10:47 / 11.08.05
or DEBS as we will call them from hereon in

Ex-Barbelithers join an elite academy of sexy catholic schoolgirl super-spies?

Show me the fucking door!
 
 
Sax
12:04 / 11.08.05
Garden party held today,
Invites call the debs to play,
Social climbers polish ladders,
Wayward sons again have...
faaa-haa-aaathers!


That's the password to get into the Disgruntled Ex-Barbelither's club-room.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
12:07 / 11.08.05
That and a large Halibut.
 
 
Spaniel
12:11 / 11.08.05
Imagine the scene: Leap over the barbeque, Knowledge chomping on a hot sausage...
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:21 / 11.08.05
Torquemada and Innercircle chatting over cocktails, Sirius hiding under a tarpaulin, Justified Ancient of Mu Mu refusing to acknowledge the lesbians...
 
 
illmatic
12:24 / 11.08.05
Leap over the barbeque

And he's only cooking food he has killed with his trusty slingshot! Though today he could only bag two squirrels and the cat from number 54, so someone's had to nip off to Tescos ...
 
 
Spaniel
12:28 / 11.08.05
Good, locally sourced food
 
 
illmatic
12:31 / 11.08.05
Knowledge chomping on a hot sausage

Christ, don't say things like that about him, you'll only set him off again...
 
 
Spaniel
12:32 / 11.08.05
He's out there... watching.
 
 
Cat Chant
12:32 / 11.08.05
I miss Justified Ancient of Mu Mu.
 
 
Mirror
13:32 / 11.08.05
Boboss, you carry melee weapons, don't you?
 
 
Spaniel
13:55 / 11.08.05
Always.

And a sawn-off shotgun.
 
 
Axolotl
13:57 / 11.08.05
Groovy.
 
 
charrellz
14:09 / 11.08.05
If I were less lazy, I would propose a search party, a posse if you will, to scour the internets in search of these DEBS. We could check through livejournal, myspace, angsty geocities pages, the whole nine yards. It would be dangerous though. We would see things no mortal man should ever see. Things like this, or even worse.

But I'm lazy, so someone else will have to head up the DEB hunt.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
22:58 / 11.08.05
I knew I shouldn't have clicked on that, Charrellz. I knew it was going to be ugly, but not quite that ugly.

Yeeuch.
 
 
Ganesh
23:06 / 11.08.05
Whatever possessed Mr and Mrs Blackthorne to name their son 'Draconis'?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:08 / 11.08.05
It was after his uncle, I imagine.
 
 
Liger Null
23:37 / 11.08.05


They're Slytherins, the lot of them.
 
 
Morpheus
01:08 / 02.09.05
A clic of thieves.
 
 
gravitybitch
04:52 / 02.09.05
There's always the conspiracy stuff for the Iceland/Greenland/fringe contingent...
 
 
Mazarine
05:09 / 02.09.05
They're all gonna laugh at you.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
09:20 / 02.09.05
Morpheus A clic of thieves.

Well, hopefully they've got rhythm, like West Side Story...
 
 
illmatic
09:28 / 02.09.05
Morph is unfortunately still here. (Wouldn't it be great if he actually was more like Morph, as in the small loveable plasticine man from Tony Hart's show?).

That Dranconis Blackthorne thing is the funniest fucking link I've ever seen. I'm sure he'd curse me from the depths of his black hear for saying so.
 
 
illmatic
09:34 / 02.09.05
Hangover robs me of ability to read and spell.
 
 
A
10:09 / 02.09.05
Ahh. Satan and Geocities: working together for YOUR future!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
11:52 / 02.09.05
Be silent, pathetic sheep of the human herd!

"nd the girl was tied unto the marble pillar, where blood hath crusted upon the chains, & the rocks were coloured erubescent by those who had been before. With a horror she realized her fate, as the sounds crept up from the vast deep. And the words were spoken, the summoning was complete, & now, all that was left was the terrible truth that was to come....."

This man is obviously your Satanic overlord and you will acknowledge him as such!
 
 
Chiropteran
12:04 / 02.09.05
This man is obviously your Satanic overlord and you will acknowledge him as such!

No, not buying it.

"The Devil checks the mail at midnight
I saw him through the window there"


In this poem, the Writyr makes it clear that he is merely the Neighbyr of the Beast.

"There he goes again amidst the howling of dogs
Nocturnal Constitutional of The Dark God"


This may be my favorite poem ever.
 
  

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