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SPANK ME

 
 
iamus
16:47 / 10.08.05
Barbelith, I just did a naughty in the corner. I didn't mean it, I just did. I asked you to clean it up and buy me nappies, but you wouldn't. What gives? Any other mother would have waved her finger at me and made me feel ashamed.

I'm a bad boy.
 
 
Ganesh
16:48 / 10.08.05
You're not the Messiah; you're a very naughty boy.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
17:01 / 10.08.05
Let's not leap to conclusions... are you meludreen?
 
 
Ganesh
17:06 / 10.08.05
That's true; he could be the Messiah.
 
 
Saint Keggers
17:07 / 10.08.05
He could be drunk.
 
 
Char Aina
19:51 / 10.08.05
did anyone actually spank him?
he'll only do it again otherwise.

"spank-a-bad-bad-boy-a-thon" thread in the gathering, anyone?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:52 / 10.08.05
No, you can go and sit on the naughty step.

But I will tan iconoplast's backside good and proper for posting that vile picture of the banana slug. I still feel creeped out.
 
 
Mistoffelees
20:58 / 10.08.05
Hm, we could have a spankshift instead of a lateshift tonight.
 
 
iamus
23:25 / 10.08.05
I am the messiah. Heed my scripture....


the precious crystals of forbidden knowledge, stolen from the depths of the cloaked dimensions in mobeius time are found in the hands of government agents and distilled into mall-culture for consumption by the masses while the hope-stealing elder fellowship of grays and lizards of sirius are breaking through consensus reality offering us up on their sacirafishial altars of blood and tears and as the queen watches on in black onyx and rubies the creak of the iron door echoes through history resonating pain and suffering across generations as there is no light beyond the dark singularity. all is illuesiory because reality is just newspaper on the shreiking wind of chance. 2012 is the yawn of the age of despairius. robot children policemen turning on parents like ca......






I need wiped.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:45 / 10.08.05
you can go and sit on the naughty step.

Those reality child-rearing programmes have so much to answer for.
 
 
fuckbaked
00:06 / 11.08.05
 
 
penitentvandal
07:09 / 11.08.05
So that's what George Morrisey's up to these days...
 
 
Quantum
09:14 / 11.08.05
you can go and sit on the naughty step.
Isn't that a quote from Winona the bulldog from 'I am not an animal'? Or maybe she just got it from the same self help book...
 
 
iamus
10:50 / 11.08.05
Everybody keep your eyes peeled for a large man wearing a nappy in the next issue of Klarion.
 
  
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