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1) You know that advert for Ribena where it shows a CG berry? And says, "Ribena: 95% of Britain's Berries make it"?
Wouldn't it be funny if, in a horrible mismatch, 95% of Brian Ferry made it?
2) "Yeah, this bassline I'm playing's famous, it's New Monday by Blue Order. They used to be called Jim Davidson until lead gongist Tony Curtis threw himself over the side of a paddle-steamer." |
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