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God
Hey Satan, where's all the ice cream?
Satan
Uhm, I don't know, I think Jesus took it to Dave's house or something.
God
Yeah, I don't think so. Y'know, with me, the Holy Ghost, and Jesus all being the same person I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be asking you where the ice cream was if I took it.
Satan
You're all the same guy then?
God
Yeah, Holy Trinity, all that stuff.
Satan
Right, yeah, well. Yeah, so I might as well just fess up, I ate the rest of the ice cream. I'm sorry, whatever, I can get you some more on my way back from work later.
God
Yeah, I can get ice cream from the store after work too, that's not really the point. I wanted a bowl of ice cream before work, which is why I saved it for this morning.
Satan
Yeah, well, I'm off to work. Good luck with the ice cream thing or whatever.
God
What the fuck dude?! You're giving me attitude after you ate my ice cream?
Satan
We'll talk later. Goodbye. Have a good day at work.
God
Yeah, same to ya. Try not to eat other people's ice cream on the way out. Jerk |
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