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SATAN

 
 
gozer the destructor
08:06 / 28.02.02
Im writting a play at the moment about old nic himself, with regards to the rebelion against god, and would appreciate any ideas, different takes or alternative viewpoints that anyone has,
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
08:12 / 28.02.02
The whole thing's a scam. They're in it together.
 
 
Bear
08:15 / 28.02.02
Write it in the style of a WWF pay per view - that I'd like to see
 
 
gozer the destructor
08:15 / 28.02.02
Have you been reading my notes, that was my original idea as regards the Gs attitude to the banishment-bit like having to send his son to do something that wasn't pleasant, a bit like crucifixion- i want them to have a father son relationship and a gang of brothers who take sides in an argument re: headship, authority etc

i realise that this is a catharsis from a bit of my past but its my play and i'll cry if i want too,
 
 
gozer the destructor
08:16 / 28.02.02
that was to nick, but i like the wwf thing, i'd like to see that myself
 
 
Saveloy
08:44 / 28.02.02
Maybe developing the 'father son' type relationship - Satan is evil not because he does nasty things (ie he doesn't do nasty things), but because he is even more powerful than God but just sits about all day. He watches telly and fucks about when he could be using his enormous powers to put things right. Yeah,that's it, he's actually a successor to God, who is old and frail and no longer able to influence the Earth.

Satan as dilletante hedonist aristocrat who was meant to take over the family estate, but has spent his inheritance on sweets and comics, that sort of thing.

PS - is it worth moving this to the Creation?

[ 28-02-2002: Message edited by: Saveloy ]
 
 
Robot Man Reformed
08:44 / 28.02.02
quote:Originally posted by gozer the destructor:
and would appreciate any ideas, different takes or alternative viewpoints that anyone has,


As far as learning something new about the Devil and Satan, then you really can't go wrong with
this article.

I'll quote a few intriguing tidbits:

"VIEWZONE.COM comment: "An interesting but shocking look at the ancient origins of the devil. Not for the faint of heart!""

[Comment: Satan Was Really a Saintly Indian King. In Chapter II, I explained that Satana was in reality a Gujarati city-state that lost a war to the Seunas or Zionists. The name of this city was probably derived from that of a Jaina king and founder of a small Jaina sect. We are wrongly taught that a holy man named Mahavira founded Jainism. He was in reality a later reformer. Jainism itself existed millenniums before Mahavira was born. No one really knows exactly when Mahavira lived. I believe that he achieved his enlightenment around 1000 B.C. Some years after his death, a pious Jaina king named Satan-ikas (Satan of Kasi?) began expounding his own version of Jainism. He succeeded in getting only 11 converts. They distinguished themselves from other Jainists by wearing blood-red robes and occasionally bull-horn headresses. Because the sect was (and still is) so very small, it was probably rejected by Jainists as demoniacal and heretical. In those days, the different Indian sects often fought one another, as, indeed, their non-Indian descendants do even today. Over the centuries, this saint and his red clothing evolved to the red-colored monster that the TV preachers use to scare fanatical Christian fundamentalists and convince them to unload their bank accounts and wallets.

The following are the "evil" teachings that this "Satan" used to ensnare innocent victims:

1. The senses are not the seat of wisdom.
2. The Law of Karma (the effect of our past deeds, whether good or bad) is a reality.
3. The world and the beings in it are realities; not illusions.
4. The spiritual dimension is also real.
5. No one should kill animals.
6. We must endure patiently the life conditons that we cannot change.
7. Do not mortify the body.
8. Always be truthful, sincere, and pure of conduct.
9. Do not steal.
10. Do not be unfaithful to your spouse. Control all earthly desires.


If Satan-ikas were to return to see what he has become in the minds of Baptist preachers and Jehovah's Witnesses, he'd truly be saddened to learn that he is remembered as The Great Tempter - the man that everyone loves to hate. The preachers need not worry overmuch. Very few people have ever fallen into the clutches of Satan-ikas.
"The Sanskrit/Kashmiri word for "devil" is exactly as in English: dev-il (condition of being a devil). The amazing similarities between English and Sanskrit prompted Indian historian A. K. Mazumdar to write, ".English is essentially Rig-Vedic Sanskrit in disguise." (The Hindu History; p. 349.) For more information about this anomaly, see my book India Once Ruled the World."

Comment: My guess is that the orthodox Jains regarded Satan-ikas as a heretic and demonized him and his followers. Somehow, he became the Devil for the rest of the world.

Gene D. Matlock]
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
08:44 / 28.02.02
I was thinking you could make them both Cowboy Builders.

Lord & Son...

Satan could be called Stan.
 
 
Lurid Archive
08:44 / 28.02.02
Its probably been done before, but I always liked the idea that Satan is the good guy who lost the PR war.

Satan the idealist is always good too - but thats been done a lot.
 
 
gozer the destructor
10:10 / 28.02.02
the nefilim (or nepehilim) is a great subject and i don't really have time to read that article at the moment, rmr, but i thought the bible story was that these were the descendents of the fallen angels who took sides/pity on satan-love the lord and son idea
 
 
rizla mission
10:37 / 28.02.02
All the ol' god/satan shtick is bloody boring these days.

Far too black & white - what you want to do is present events on earth and create ambiguity over exactly which one of 'em was responsible..

"He started that war!"

"No, He did!"

"Liar, I saw you guiding those rockets!"

"I was just trying to clean up the mess you made!"

"That's always your excuse!"

and so on and so forth..
 
 
higuita
10:54 / 28.02.02
Sounds like Israel/Palestine all over again...

You could always look at it from the point of view that Satan doesn't actually exist.

"Er, God, where's Satan?"

He just nipped behind that curtain."

Oh. And why do we never see you two together?!

"Errrrr - look out, Satan's behind you with a smiting stick!"

"Where?"

etc. Satan's just an invention of a God who couldn't think his way out of a few tricky philosophical arguments.

[ 28-02-2002: Message edited by: mr y ]
 
 
gozer the destructor
11:00 / 28.02.02
wouldn't that work better as a punch and judy show?
 
 
gridley
12:02 / 28.02.02
quote:Originally posted by bear:
Write it in the style of a WWF pay per view - that I'd like to see


It's been done. And quite well. Check out Stephen Dobyn's The Wrestler's Cruel Study. An excellent book that updates the whole gnostic battle to the world of professional wrestling.
 
 
Robot Man Reformed
19:05 / 28.02.02
quote:Originally posted by Rizla Year Zero:
Far too black & white - what you want to do is present events on earth and create ambiguity over exactly which one of 'em was responsible..

"He started that war!"

"No, He did!"

"Liar, I saw you guiding those rockets!"

"I was just trying to clean up the mess you made!"

"That's always your excuse!"

and so on and so forth..
ยจ

No, you don't, it sounds like fucking Authority or sumthin. And Gozer, why the hell start up a thread and say you can't read it?

Ugh.
 
 
the Fool
19:29 / 28.02.02
Clive Barker wrote a very good play about Mr Satan person, its in his 'Incarnations' book and I can't for the life of me remember the name of the play at the moment.

It about Satan being put on trial for fucking up mankind, but as it turns out, Mankind came up with all the worst monsters and everyone basically ripped off and screwed Ol' Nick. Satan gets let off and gets to return to Heaven (never to return) only to find he's been ripped off again. Heaven is empty, God abandoned it ages ago.
Its just another prison.
 
 
Seth
19:49 / 28.02.02
There's a strand of theology that posits that all life on Earth is an aspect of the fallen Satan as he attempts to work his way back to redemption. I don't know where you could go for a source on that apart from William Peter Blatty's Legion (superb, superb book), or a lot of verses from the Bible arguably misinterpreted (ie; Prince of This World, Lord of the Air, etc).
 
 
cusm
23:54 / 28.02.02
You could always try the Lucifer Lightbringer tact, Satan as a Promethien figure who brought fire to man by convincing him to eat of the tree of knowledge. God, by contrast, would prefer man stayed a pretty animal in his garden.

Then there's always the "You love those stupid monkies more than us angels, your glorious first born creations!" line. That one has a lot of passion potential, as the war was only about loving God too much, and feeling betrayed by him.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
15:53 / 01.03.02
quote:Originally posted by bear:
Write it in the style of a WWF pay per view - that I'd like to see


King Of The Ring 1998. The second 'Hell In A Cell'.

Been done.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
00:25 / 04.03.02
Sop...you're thinking of the Undertaker as God and Mick Foley as Satan?

But all the signs in the crowd say that Mick Foley is God....
 
 
Trijhaos
00:36 / 04.03.02
The Undertaker is God? Maybe he was once, but after he shed that whole evil dead-man persona, he doesn't seem the same. The whole biker thing isn't exactly a very good gimmick. Remember the Disciples of Apocalypse? That's right you don't because the biker gimmick isn't interesting.

As for Mick Foley, isn't he hosting some battle bots type show now? Or is that Chyna?

As for a story idea, I like the whole idea of Satan taking God's place after God kicks the bucket. You could even throw in Jesus as a jealous younger brother. "But Daaaaaaad, I wanna rule Heaven and Earth. I mean I died for man's sins, doesn't that mean anything anymore?"

[ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: Trijhaos ]
 
 
Jack Denfeld
11:45 / 05.03.07
God
Hey Satan, where's all the ice cream?

Satan
Uhm, I don't know, I think Jesus took it to Dave's house or something.

God
Yeah, I don't think so. Y'know, with me, the Holy Ghost, and Jesus all being the same person I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be asking you where the ice cream was if I took it.

Satan
You're all the same guy then?

God
Yeah, Holy Trinity, all that stuff.

Satan
Right, yeah, well. Yeah, so I might as well just fess up, I ate the rest of the ice cream. I'm sorry, whatever, I can get you some more on my way back from work later.

God
Yeah, I can get ice cream from the store after work too, that's not really the point. I wanted a bowl of ice cream before work, which is why I saved it for this morning.

Satan
Yeah, well, I'm off to work. Good luck with the ice cream thing or whatever.

God
What the fuck dude?! You're giving me attitude after you ate my ice cream?

Satan
We'll talk later. Goodbye. Have a good day at work.

God
Yeah, same to ya. Try not to eat other people's ice cream on the way out. Jerk
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
13:41 / 05.03.07
The name of the Barker play is The History of the Devil. A very interesting avant-garde theatre group performed this a few years ago using songs of Tom Waits' Blood Money as the theme music.
 
 
Tim Tempest
14:32 / 05.03.07
Guys, I heard that DEATHKLOK IS SATAN CUT INTO FIVE HALFS.
 
 
The Absorbing Man
18:40 / 05.03.07
Clive Barker wrote a very good play about Mr Satan person, its in his 'Incarnations' book and I can't for the life of me remember the name of the play at the moment.

The books For Love of Evil and And Eternity are by Piers Anthony. They deal with Satan and Gods trial, respectively.
 
 
astrojax69
20:18 / 05.03.07
i always understood that god banished satan 'cause satan didn't believe all those stories about people living inside whales, or walking on water and shit like that... or was that just why i got kicked out of sunday school??

evil scientist should know, being the business on all things evil, and that...
 
  
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