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Who needs fiction?

 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
00:13 / 20.07.05
This is a f**king parable, if ever I read one.

From The Times, July 09, 2005

Easily led sheep turn into jumpers?

First one sheep jumped to its death. Then Turkish shepherds, who had left the herd to graze while they had their breakfast, watched in astonishment as hundreds of others followed, leaping off the same cliff.

In the end 450 dead sheep lay on top of one another in a billowy white pile, Aksam, a Turkish daily newspaper reported. Those that jumped later were saved as the pile got higher, cushioning their fall, the paper said.

“There’s nothing we can do. They’re all wasted,” said Nevzat Bayhan, a member of one of the 26 families whose sheep were grazing together in the flock.

The estimated financial loss to families in the town of Gevas, in the Van province of eastern Turkey, is more than £58,000, which is a very large amount of money in a country where the average annual per capita income is about £1,555.

“Every family had an average of 20 sheep,” Aksam quoted Abdullah Hazar, another villager, as saying.

“But now only a few families have sheep left. It’s going to be hard for us.” (AP)


I've cut that out and stuck it on my wall next to an old newsaper illustation of two sheep in gents clothing sitting in archairs, having tea on the edge of crumbling cliff.

So Barbelith, come on, give us some more examples of such meaningful "true stories", where "fact is stranger than fiction...."
 
 
Quantum
09:29 / 20.07.05
"DEVILISH BAD LUCK- Two cars of the same make, colour, age and mileage collided outside the Wizard pub at Alderley Edge, Cheshire, an area associated with witchcraft and the occult."

from an old newspaper cutting I carry in my wallet.
 
 
xxsarahxx
12:15 / 20.07.05
i dont have one to share but i giggled for 5 mins after reading yours xxx
 
 
rakehell
00:47 / 21.07.05
I have a similar thing with people's names, like, if you named one of your characters after them everyone would say "you gotta be kidding!".

For starters, I work with a guy called Sam Fiasco.
 
 
LykeX
19:13 / 22.07.05
Ahh, here I can contribute. I worked as a mailman and saw some rather interesting names along the way. The top two are still Bitsch and Sicko.
 
 
sine
21:17 / 22.07.05
Quantum - weird. You're a gamer, and you've read Unknown Armies, so I assume you've read the scenario included in the second edition "Bill in Three Persons"? If you haven't, do.

Do you have a scan of that article available for online exchange?
 
 
Quantum
09:22 / 23.07.05
I'll see if I can track down the provenance, it's a dogeared cutting in my wallet.
 
 
JOY NO WRY
09:30 / 23.07.05
Nobody ever believes my best friends name when he introduces himself, at least until he presents ID.

Apparently his father was enraged at always being called by his surname by his teachers when he was at school, and decided to circumvent the problem by calling his son 'Sheridan Sheridan'
 
 
Quantum
09:35 / 23.07.05
SEEING DOUBLE:
On April 18th 2000 at 1230hrs, two cars crashed outside a pub in the magical township of Alderley edge in Cheshire. Outside the Wizard, on Macclesfield road, the two cars' owners, who were involved in the accident, were totally unknown to each other, shared the same house number - 17 - Both drove green Rover 214si's, both cars were five door, manually geared and exactly the same mileage. Their registration numbers were - H671 GVR and H167 GJA. The occupants were a Handforth couple and the Aldridge family from Whirley, There were no injuries but one car lost its roof


from http://www.parascience.org.uk/misc/ngr/fortean.htm

I love Forteans, they record all this weird shit so I can look it up. BTW I've never read UA thoroughly, never that scenario. Why? Is there another level of coincidence?
 
 
ibis the being
12:19 / 24.07.05
I have a similar thing with people's names, like, if you named one of your characters after them everyone would say "you gotta be kidding!".

This could probably be a thread unto itself... my dad used to work with a contractor called "Bob Butts." Imagine being a kid answering a phone and having to take this message for your dad. "Just tell him Bob Butts called, all right?"

There's a pitcher for the Seattle Mariners called "JJ Putz." His name is supposedly pronounced "Poots." I guess you do what you can.
 
 
sine
04:54 / 27.07.05
Is there another level of coincidence?

Isn't there always? Wheels within wheels and all that...

In the UA scenario, the collision is three way and involves mystical doppelgangers unaware of each other. The PCs get unceremoniously dealt in at the crash scene.

If you, like me, enjoy reading news fragments and trying to pick out the mystic significance (a synchronistic inversion of the paranoic-critical method) you may enjoy this one:

we can't blame Bill for trying...

As sympathetic attacks in the digital sphere go, this is pretty cunning.
 
 
HCE
14:41 / 27.07.05
Still trying to get my friend and my other friend's husband to form Weiner and Buns, Ltd.
 
 
Quantum
15:03 / 27.07.05
I've got a book on coincidence right here that cites this example:-

'Laura Buxton aged 10 releases a balloon from her garden in Staffordshire. It lands 140 miles away in Wiltshire, in the garden of another Laura Buxton, aged ten.'
It was June 2001, the two Lauras are now friends and discovered they are both fair haired, have a black Labrador, a guinea pig and a rabbit. If you wrote it nobody would believe it...
 
  
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