Her name is Kristen, and she really is a sweet girl, they are ridiculously happy together, they dated for about three months, and bam, marriage.
The grooms side was full of young men and women both weeping, girls because old steveo is off the market, and some of the guys for the same reason (they say our odds of getting girls just went through the roof),
but I shed a tear or two because I will miss the adventures of Ben AND Steve, fighting for justice and equality (and some of the fine folks here would have you believe: Gay Rights).
Yes my friends, there were a few tears shed from me, I was just so damned proud of the guy. It was a good moment.
Oh, and James is engaged! To Kristen’s roommate none the less. The girls did have a third roommate they tried to set me up with, but she had this weird habit of referring to black people as “niggers”, but assured us all that it was ok, because she was one eighth black… Yeah, that didn’t work out for me so well. |
