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Chris Morris is actually writing the news now, isn't he?

 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:52 / 06.07.05
Asbo tsar goes bonkers.

The story in itself is quite amusing, but I just saw it on Five News, and the wording was superb. "She peppered her speech with obscenities... and boasted about getting hammered".

Fuck it. MPs are always turing up to work drunk. As far as I know, Michael Martin is the first Speaker of the House of Commons to have a glass of water instead of whisky.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:07 / 06.07.05
The more I think about Ms Casey, the more I think she should issue an official apology, worded thusly:

"Oh God, I'm really sorry. I was absolutely shitfaced".
 
  
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