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Pinch and a punch

astrojax69

23:10 / 30.06.05

a pinch and a punch for the first day of the month...

[and the retort:] a hit and a kick for being so quick...

why do office geeks insist on these banal rites??

where the fuck do they get these from?? any clues? any other phrases of this ilk that puzzle one?

Triplets

23:21 / 30.06.05

They're geeks; can't you beat the shit out of them and take their vending machine money? You can rhyme it up at the same time:

"Uhh, a kick and punch"
THUMP
"Cause it's almost time for lunch"
CRACK
"Umm, bee's really like honey"
SNAP
"So don't pinch me again or I'll shove your balls so far up your ass you'll be spitting babies for a month"

astrojax69

23:56 / 30.06.05

ahh, i've so missed the calm, peaceful collegiate empathy of barbelith...!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

01:15 / 01.07.05

...People do that? I mean, adults and everything? You're leaving out a part where all your co-workers are illegal child labourers or something, right?

Please tell me they're illegal child labourers.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:40 / 01.07.05

Ah, Mordant. Such touching naivete.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:41 / 01.07.05

Although, to get back to the point, I've always found responding with "a kick in the knackers for being a cunt" usually shuts them up. Otherwise you make good the promise.

w1rebaby

06:15 / 01.07.05

But did they say "no returns"? If they didn't, you can legally smack them in the mouth.

Regrettable Juvenilia

09:06 / 01.07.05

First snarkiness on the reborn Barbelith: what the fuck do you do in the office that's so much cooler and more entertaining, eh?

w1rebaby

09:08 / 01.07.05

Cooler and more entertaining than punching someone on the arm on the first of the month?

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dunno actually

Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:13 / 01.07.05

Or you could quit fucking around and do some work, it being an office and all.

Regrettable Juvenilia

09:26 / 01.07.05

Fascist.

Regrettable Juvenilia

09:26 / 01.07.05

You are oppressing me with your totalitarian work ethic.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:29 / 01.07.05

Hooray for the old-skool Flyboy!
All that "being on best behaviour while on the Moon" thing was starting to frighten me.

Jack Vincennes

09:45 / 01.07.05

what the fuck do you do in the office that's so much cooler and more entertaining, eh?

Eschew physical contact.

w1rebaby

09:58 / 01.07.05

I unicycle round the office. Does that count? People do throw money at me so I assume they like it - well, they throw coins.

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