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Does anyone find this image funny?

Jack Denfeld

16:14 / 22.06.05

Yes, yes and yes.

Did she squirt him with water? He reacts badly to that. Presently trying to have some Channel 4 people prosecuted over here for making him moist and glistening.

I think, technically speaking, it's the first time someone will have been prosecuted in the UK, since the abolition of the laws against male homosexuality, for spurting over a prick.

Oh, and Praise Jack!

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

19:18 / 22.06.05

Aren't scientologists supposed to have perfect conrol over their emotions and never lose their cool? I remember reading that somewhere.

Spatula Clarke

19:39 / 22.06.05

Tom doesn't look like he's loosing his cool there. He's totally focused, dude. That's some cold shit he's pulling.

bitchiekittie

19:49 / 22.06.05

am I the only one concerned about the peepshow that those in the front row of that audience is likely getting?

THINK OF THE CHILDREN, OPRAH!

paranoidwriter waves hello

23:42 / 22.06.05

Oh yes!

Praise D! Praise the Holy JD!

Saint Keggers

01:30 / 23.06.05

But which is the Master and which the Apprentice?

Slim

03:39 / 23.06.05

I'd bet money that Cruise is looney but I was impressed with how he handled the squirter. Joke or not, if a stranger squirted me in the face, I'd be tempted to shove my foot up his ass.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

05:47 / 23.06.05

The Indy had an article a few days ago along the lines of 'why do we hate Tom?' It was a shame it didn't live up to the promise of that title... I just feel bad for Katie Holmes in as much as you used to only have to sleep with the director to get a gig, now you have to pretend to be attracted to the Cruise for a year or two.

Mourne Kransky

07:33 / 23.06.05

Ah, he's not engaged to Kelly Holmes, after all. I thought that couldn't be right.

Regrettable Juvenilia

07:36 / 23.06.05

"I look at those people and I say, 'Bring it. I'm a Scientologist, man. What do you want to know?' I don't mind answering questions. Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period."

Shrug

21:57 / 30.06.05

The Indy had an article a few days ago along the lines of 'why do we hate Tom?' It was a shame it didn't live up to the promise of that title...

I pretty much hate Tom Cruise because he's a massive tool

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