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Dear Jackson Jebediah Denfeld,
I know that you thought I'd follow in your footsteps. Taking over countries for England in different timestreams. I always thought that was odd, us being American and all, but how's that old saying go? "It sounds stupid to say that you claim this land for the United States of America, and besides, Englands our buddy so they won't mind!". I gave it a shot Uncle. I enjoyed a breif reign as King of Barbelith, but my heart just wasn't into it. Or nobody took me seriously. One or the other, I forget. Well, I got a letter from Aunt Maddoc, and she told me about how they can't locate the flux capacitor energy signature anymore, and that this means that you are more than likely dead. I just can't believe it. Maybe you are dead. Maybe you're not. I will keep your war medals, science prizes, and your beloved Mighty Mighty Bosstones CDs in a special box, and I will keep your memory in my heart. I will try to make you proud.
Your Nephew,
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