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Regrettable Juvenilia
19:08 / 09.06.05
Yjod od s brtu do,[;r vu[jrt. rbrm s dvjpp;np djpi;f nr sn;r yp vtsvl oy/

Jperbrt o [trfovy nstnr;oyjrtd eo;; gso; yp fp dp/ smuyo,r dppm/
 
 
Spatula Clarke
19:13 / 09.06.05
U kicw tiy, Awz nw,
 
 
Spatula Clarke
19:23 / 09.06.05
My brain and fingers don't communicate with each other very well, obviously.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
19:32 / 09.06.05
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Bed Head
19:34 / 09.06.05
Flyboy, schoolbo.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
19:53 / 09.06.05
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All Acting Regiment
19:56 / 09.06.05
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rising and revolving
20:03 / 09.06.05
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Mourne Kransky
20:07 / 09.06.05
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Mourne Kransky
20:10 / 09.06.05
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rising and revolving
20:12 / 09.06.05
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Mourne Kransky
20:13 / 09.06.05
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Shrug
20:22 / 09.06.05
qiq ur ua cwet suaxibxwerubf,
 
 
Haus of Mystery
20:28 / 09.06.05
Awz sq;ed
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AWZ SQ:ED
 
 
Shrug
20:54 / 09.06.05
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smf mpyjomh om [styovi;st

(I think I did my previous one wrong) (hmmm)
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:37 / 09.06.05
" Is this thread contributing anything of any value to the general psychic well-being of people on this board ? "

Listen, man...

" Will it, as a consequence, be 'locked' ? "

I... No, I don't suppose so, no.

" Why is that ? It's not because Flyboy's 'a moderator,' is it ? "

Look, I didn't, y'know, say that exactly, not in so many words...

" But, you mean... "

I've said too much already, but just ask yourself this - Who puts the boot in first when people on here talk about the real nature of reality ? And in whose interest, exactly, is it to have those ideas that don't fit snugly into the corporate reality tunnel so comprehensively 'pooh-poohed' ?

He'll possibly try and say I'm mad or drunk or something, but that's how theyb work...
 
 
Spatula Clarke
21:52 / 09.06.05
What?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:05 / 09.06.05
It reads like code to me.
 
 
Seth
22:24 / 09.06.05
Damn straight Alex.

Why don't you start a Policy thread trying to get him banned for this outrage?

I find it sickening. All our hard work in vain.

I'm quitting Barbelith and I'm not coming back ever.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:32 / 09.06.05
(shakes fist at bookshop)

DAMN YOU, STEPHENSON!!! DAMN YOU!!!
 
 
Triplets
22:39 / 09.06.05
Is Barbelith dying?

!
 
 
Shrug
22:44 / 09.06.05
She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee
Her dress has got a tear
She waltzes on her way to Mass
And whistles on the stair
And underneath her wimple
She has curlers in her hair
I even heard her singing in the abbey

She's always late for chapel
But her penitence is real
She's always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Maria's not an asset to the abbey

I'd like to say a word in her behalf
Maria makes me laugh

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

When I'm with her I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
She's as flighty as a feather
She's a darling! She's a demon! She's a lamb!

She'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
She is gentle! She is wild!
She's a riddle! She's a child!
She's a headache! She's an angel!
She's a girl!

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
23:12 / 09.06.05
'MS has phoned. Stop. She says she is very sorry. Stop. About everything. Stop. Is this line safe ? Stop.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:32 / 09.06.05
You:

Climb every mountain, search high and low
Follow every by way, every path you know
Climb every mountain, ford every stream
Follow every rainbow, till you find your dream
A dream that will need, all the love you can give
Everyday of your life, for as long as you live
Climb every mountain, ford every stream
Follow every rainbow, till you find your dream
A dream that will need, all the love you can give
Everyday of your life, for as long as you live
Climb every mountain, ford every stream
Follow every rainbow, till you find your... dream...
 
 
alejandrodelloco
00:16 / 10.06.05
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE
WITH THE SOUND OF HHOIABNESOPFUBIASPIOFUCBOIAUSBVCIOVB)*
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03:34 / 10.06.05
I'm not sure why 0398jf'-a30r803= but if he hasn't, well then maybe it's something 0=39r=0i3 v,0=3 so they'll opaFU0FUA-W'00A34 until it's 90gus'-ik['04=- in the back.

His spelling seems a bit fi.jp/z034ri[k[f-034u90t[' but it didn't matter so he 0aw3fuia[0i0f\ and then it just went!
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
07:11 / 10.06.05
In the interests of full disclosure, Uncle Alex and I have a connection outside the board which may explain his "feelings". He once lost £3000 and his mum to me in a hand of Manilla Rummy. He had three Jacks and a red Ace, but that doesn't beat a straight flush.
 
 
Grey Area
08:04 / 10.06.05
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Do you see the truth yet?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
10:26 / 10.06.05
Dude, stick a minus at the front of all that and you've just typed out my bank balance.
 
 
Grey Area
10:45 / 10.06.05
Your bank balance is :‘ê$¦<µLVTâ‡>)W“ ŸD”¹#R’+Õõ ¤T¥õn«³ÑuÚ’Õ©Ò$¤µ%d’IL¤ŠÅI¤TRT½MÕ¬˜ž””[Öµ©)êL¤êu$ÒOJRõ'T? Really? I didn't know banks here dealy with z'blert-ka'lot'sha-ze currencies. If I'd known that, my life would have been so much easier.
 
 
Chiropteran
12:41 / 10.06.05
Mp[r/ Mpy smuyo,r dppm/

Ypp nsf. oy esd s hppf pmr/

!:
 
 
iamus
13:10 / 10.06.05
Red rum
 
 
pear
13:19 / 10.06.05
Sometimes some crimes go slippin' through the cracks.
But these two gumshoes are pickin' up the slack.

There's no case too big, no case too small. When you need help just call.

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale - Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale - When there's danger.

Oh no, it never fails. They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos. Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale.
 
 
iamus
13:41 / 10.06.05
That's really odd. I recently had a discussion differentiating Chip 'n' Dale from Alvin, Simon and Theodore that terminated in me inhaling helium and reciting the whole of the Main Theme from The Chipmunks.
 
 
electric monk
14:56 / 10.06.05
3M TA3
 
  
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