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UEA and MAs in Creative Writing

 
 
Whisky Priestess
15:46 / 08.06.05
I know I ought to post this in the Creation but I'm getting a bit jittery and want the most people possible to see it. I'll move it after tomorrow.

So here's the thing:
My interview for the Prose MA (taught/interviewed by Patricia Duncker, Michele Roberts and Andrew Cowan) is tomorrow afternoon and I'm shitting myself. I haven't had an academic interview in an age and I have no idea what sort of questions they will ask me, what breadth of reading they will expect (should I have read their books? I've only managed Hallucinating Foucault, what they are looking for in potential students, or anything, really.

Please weigh in if you can with anything useful - tales of this MA or others in Creative Writing (Bath and Glasgow??? have ones I think) - your knowledge of the tutors' tastes, themes and preferences - names of friends on the course for whom I can buy a drink or seek out over lunch - academic perspectives if you are a tutor in this or a related area yourself.

As Tesco so memorably aphorises, every little helps ...
 
 
Whisky Priestess
01:20 / 09.06.05
... anyone?
 
 
Loomis
08:05 / 09.06.05
I don't have any tips I'm afraid, but good luck and make sure you report back on how it goes. Watch out for Andrew Motion hiding behind the curtain.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
08:15 / 09.06.05
The fantasy of academic interviewers is generally that they will spot your hidden genius and realise that they can nurture it to the point where you will become Shakespeare/Einstein/Liberace.

Other than that, in my experience, interviewers of all kinds are desperately hoping not to be bored.

Passion, surely, must be part of it? This is the thing I want and the whole of the thing that I want?
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
08:16 / 09.06.05
I went to UEA and had a friend who did a Screenwriting MA there. Sadly I don't remember anything about it after The Marmoset Incident so I'll just wish you good luck and don't worry about Motion, it's Andrew Higson you have to watch out for. Charlie's brother.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
08:54 / 09.06.05
Rhinestone suit at the ready. Wish me luck!
 
 
Ex
08:57 / 09.06.05
Patricia Duncker is (at the risk of sounding all soppy and name-dropping like lumpy custard) lovely. She is rather forceful, aristocratic and wears big blanket throws, so she might be intimidating and bark a bit, but she is very pleasant.

I've seen her talk a couple of times on her own writing and there was a lot on masks (donning them, and becoming them) - her novel James Miranda Barrie was rather about how there is no distinction between the 'real' self and the social self, just layers of masking (it's about an ambiguously sexed - real historical - person who lived as a bloke and was an amazing military surgeon). Standard postmodern identity stuff.

Also, she spoke on writing as a kind of letter of love between oneself and the perfect, hallucinated reader. Hallucinating Foucault being partly about that (for those that haven't, the [fictional] author-hero writes a novel in response to each of Foucault's books, and they talk back and forth this way, each knowing that they have a perfect reader - I think, it's been a while).

She also mentioned that Foucault started when she sat on the side of a French grave and asked the inhabitant to tell her his story. He responded 'Fuck off!'. James Miranda Barrie must have involved a formidable amount of historical research, so she probably likes that. She has been researching her latest novel by going into the desert.

Michelle Roberts was obsessed with nuns and food, but may have worked through that by now. (And moved - where? Monks and booze?). Try wearing a lot of black and a white headband to the interview. And rubbing melted chocolate all over your face.

So in summary, say you're working on a historical novel about the masks that lesbian nuns wear when they're writing cookbooks for their perfect reader.
 
 
skellybones
09:04 / 09.06.05
In the interview for my writing MA (not at UEA), all they really asked me about was my writing, and why I wanted to do the course. It was a fairly relaxed affair, and set the tone well for the teaching style on the MA course. Both the people interviewing me were ex-tutors of mine though, so that probably helped.
 
 
Spaniel
11:02 / 10.06.05
How'd it go?
 
 
Whisky Priestess
14:02 / 10.06.05
Ex

How very interesting. That's good to know, even in retrospect, and pretty accurate re the descriptions!

The interview was kinda funny (and the girl who went before me was kind enough to tell me some of the questions they asked her) - they seemed to be playing Good, Bad and Mad Cop. Patricia Duncker was indeed lovely and not intimidating at all - in fact she reminded me a lot of my old tutor, except without the limp and the speech impediment (I'm not kidding ... my old tutor was straight out of Central Casting for eccentric Oxford dons). Plus PD shares a taste for trashy sci-fi with me, so I felt much more comfortable.

As a whole I thought it went well, and felt much better after talking to some of the others about their experiences. Fingers crossed.

The real adventure began, however, when I missed the last train out of Norwich and all the B&Bs were full ... more on that later
 
 
Sax
14:22 / 10.06.05
You didn't end up at the Linton Travel Tavern, did you?
 
 
Whisky Priestess
15:19 / 10.06.05
If only.

But I now know why Norwich was chosen to be comprehensively mocked by Coogan and co. The last train out leaves at 10pm and the high street on a Thursday(!) night is like chucking out time at Fuck-and-Fight Club.

Tiny gay scene too, apparently.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
13:34 / 21.06.05
UEA update:

In like Flynn, that's me!

So now all I have to do is find a flat and a job in Norwich by September ... and see if I can apply for an LEA grant or scholarship of some sort to offset the fees ...

Thanks all for your help, advice and comments.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
13:37 / 21.06.05
Congratulations WP!
 
 
Cat Chant
13:41 / 21.06.05
Oh yayy, congratulations! I've only just seen this thread and it was nice to get the whole narrative in one hit, especially with a happy ending.

Norwich has a really good arthouse cinema/organic cafe-bar/restaurant called Take Five. This is the only good thing about Norwich, but it really is very good. (I speak as someone who once knew someone at UEA, so people with more recent/fuller information might contradict me.)
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:45 / 21.06.05
Congratulations! Bet you can't last the year without punching Andrew Motion... might be best to inquire if that's a decanal offence or a college sport...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
16:22 / 21.06.05
Congratulations, WP. Good stuff.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
16:25 / 21.06.05
It would have been slightly crazy to reject you so at the very least we all know that the people at UEA are sane! Well done!
 
 
Sax
05:59 / 22.06.05
Well done you! Give it 18 months and you'll be picking up some horrendously big advance for your first novel.

If you're going to sleep with any of the lecturers, check for leather elbow patches first. You know what I mean.
 
 
Spaniel
06:48 / 22.06.05
Brilliant. Go you.

Another Barbenovelist in the making.
 
  
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