I know. I know how it makes you feel when you see a troll thread. It's full of typos, and at least half of it makes no sense. You wouldn't take typos like that off a Respected Member, much less some limp turd who's soiled your favorite forum. Perhaps there are a few tepid insults in it, and you'd like to show the little fucker how it's really done. It's like talking to a snotty tween, though, and you know it -- the response is going to be more of the same, plus a choice bit of eyeball-rolling, and you know what? The troll wins, no matter what you say. The only pain the troll is capable of experiencing is the agony of seeing its threads sink into oblivion.
When the urge to give a troll a little taste of your superiority overwhelms you, take a breath, and do something else instead:
1. Read a nauseous personal on nerve and feel immediately better. Yes, you are being trolled. At least you are not trying to decide what is sexy, and what is sexier.
2. Go see a movie. Count the number of amputations that occur, if any, and PM the result to David "Papi" Ortiz.
3. Do a google image search for a type of baby animal not yet pictured in the 'pictures for haus' thread.
4. Make a postcard and ask bitchikittie if you can still join the postcard club.
5. Eat chocolate, unless you're allergic to chocolate.
6. Listen to Schubert's 'Winterreise'. Hasn't it been too long since you've heard that lovely piece?
7. Head over to the Books forum and poke it with a stick. Then come back here and let us know if it's dead yet, or what.
8. Look out of a window. Make up a story about what you see.
9. Brush and floss your teeth. Can't hurt, unless you've just had gum surgery or a ... gum piercing, I suppose.
10. Check in a mirror to see from which angles, if any, you look good. Take a photo of yourself and post it to the PICS thread.
I can think of more, but I don't want to take up the whole list by myself. |
